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Milquetoast 'long-time reader, first-time poster' self-introduction to board. Attempt at clever first post. Miserable failure. Self-mockery in previous sentence to ensure old-timers that poster is 'cool and fun' or something.
Acronym acknowledging humorousness of previous post.
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Typographical error-filled exclamation wishing all others an enjoyable day, in recognition of a religious holiday that has been turned into an excuse to consume alcoholic beverages. Gushing expression of love for all here, more enthusiastic than appropriate due to said consumption of alcohol, including poster who made accusation of fanboyism (with parenthetical insult of accusatory poster).
Reiteration of holiday greetings followed by excessive number of exclamation points.
Mothman
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Milquetoast 'long-time reader, first-time poster' self-introduction to board. Attempt at clever first post. Miserable failure. Self-mockery in previous sentence to ensure old-timers that poster is 'cool and fun' or something.
Post welcoming first time poster.
Mention of Paizo Community, Lilith, and Cookies.
Mothman
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Post announcing that poster is leaving the messageboards due to Paizo 'giving in' to post announcing other poster is leaving the mesageboards due to recent unpleasantness / insulting posts / fellow posters / Paizo staff / Paizo products / 4e / quitting gaming / extended illness / Indonesia
Post declaring that poster is still leaving ... but just checking in.
Heathansson
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Post announcing that poster is leaving the messageboards due to Paizo 'giving in' to post announcing other poster is leaving the mesageboards due to recent unpleasantness / insulting posts / fellow posters / Paizo staff / Paizo products / 4e / quitting gaming / extended illness / Indonesia
Post by a previously threatening to leave poster, out of the blue, like nothing happened.
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Morbid and melancholy rumination on life, completely out of character with prior posts from this poster. Cryptic reference to an organization that may or may not be the witness protection program. Reminder to other readers to hug their kittens every day, as someday they may only be able to talk baby talk to them over a long-distance call on a secure line. Emoticon indicating deep sorrow, followed by reemphasis of the importance of appreciating one's kittens before other life events intercede.