Post so stuffed full of acronyms, elite-speak, and abbreviations that it takes most readers three quarters of an hour googling to make sense of it all.
Cynical, emphatic assertion that is so vague and general, it could be viewed as either supporting or lambasting the Belgian Mayonaise Conspiracy. (Also, if you squint really hard, you can see the face of Elvis Presley like in one of those old Stare-O-Grams).
Post expressing appreciation of Paizo staff’s sense of humor.
Warning that threads in the Off-Topic Forum must never, ever go on topic. Assertion that even laws of physics can't predict what would happen if warning is ignored.
Expression of desire to one day visit Egypt.
Series of characters, be it letters, numbers or symbols, jumbled all together. Could probably mean something and have been sent as a coded message; could've been the poster's cat stumbling all over the keyboard in a demonstration of attention-demanding.
Obvious call for obeiscances.
Plea for pleasant-sounding platitudes.
Ubermench wrote: Link to Hypno-Toad. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
Callous Jack wrote: Ubermench wrote: Link to Hypno-Toad. ALL GLORY TO THE HYPNOTOAD!
Comment regarding the nature of the linked video being "really f%~%ed up shit".
Post that is merely a thinly veiled attempt at adding to poster’s total post count.
Blatantly obvious attempt to pad poster's total post count.
Post decrying previous posters blatant attempt ignoring own hypocrisy.
Edited post which is a knee-jerk response, blaming the Belgian Mayonnaise conspiracy.
Link which needs fixing to website blacklisted by the Extra Strong Mints Extra Secret arm of the US NIA, that has photographic evidence demonstrating the collusion of a mesmeric amphibian with Jason 'The Mayonnaise Pope' Bulmahn.
Post requesting information as to current location of the remote control, which poster is fairly certain was sitting on the table when he left for work in the morning, but is now missing.
Fallback on the old standby..."if it was up your butt, you'd know."
Post inconspicuously deleted, originally contained a question regarding what was the Belgian Mayonnaise Conspiracy.
Post zhat says zhe mayonnaise is een fact, Fronch, and not Belgian.
Post expressing complete dislike of French people and desire to maul them.
Post casting "detect if fires are actually extinguished, or is something still smoldering."
Gary Teter wrote: Post casting "detect if fires are actually extinguished, or is something still smoldering." *hides gasoline*
Request for information regarding any potential terminations of designated meatbags.
Gary Teter wrote: Post casting "detect if fires are actually extinguished, or is something still smoldering." Post suggesting another search of the 4e threads.
Post inquiring as to which direction the bad guys went in.
Post stating "that-a-way".
Post expressing exasperation with other posters who fail to start their own thread to discuss something waaaaaay after they have reached the point of threadjacking a thread supposed to be about something else with what they are currently talking about.
Aberzombie wrote: Link to extremely distrubing animated video. Long winded post stating in 100 words 35 of wich are the word AWESOME wich could be summed up with 3 letters...LOL!
Post consisting of a list of Favorite Words Beginning with the Letter "Z".
Post which was intended to be something mildly inflammatory, but which during the writing mutated into a drive-by smurfing instead.
Bewildering commentary on the social intricacies of smurfs.
Post explicando que los Smurfs en México les llamaron Pitufos
Statement proclaiming the poster's lack of proficiency in understanding the previous poster's language.
Aberzombie wrote: Sdrawkcab tsop. Post revealing the truth behind Aberzombie's code-written texspɹɐʍʞɔɐq puɐ uʍop ǝpısdn uǝʇʇıɹʍ ʇsod...
Sí, nunca entenderé por qué chingados se llaman "Pitufos" si son "Smurfs", originalmente "Schtroumpfs".
Verklaring betreffende absoluut niets, maar geschreven in het Nederlands.
Monty Python reference involving bîtîng møøse.
CourtFool wrote: Post that is merely a thinly veiled attempt at adding to poster’s total post count.
Taliesin Hoyle wrote: CourtFool wrote: Post that is merely a thinly veiled attempt at adding to poster’s total post count.
Pøst în whîch the pøster descrîbes hîs attempt tø bîte a møøse.
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