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The following is nothing more than catharsis. There's no need to reply, but if this applies to you, please take it to heart.

Some of you people need to actually READ some of the posts on these boards before you fire off a question. Certain things have been answered so many times, in so many ways, that it boggles my mind you can't find the answer.

HINT: Major announcements generally show up in the Paizo blog and press releases.

HINT: There is a dang Search box (or two) on every page of this site.

HINT: Paizo is a business. They can't afford to give everything away for free. You might actually have to PAY for something, you know.

Grrrrr.....

Man, that felt good.

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32

So, uh...EP, when are those submission guidelines going to be posted?

:D

Good Ninja Minion

Eyebite wrote:

So, uh...EP, when are those submission guidelines going to be posted?

:D

Hiiiii-yah!

Good Ninja Minion

Die!


How do I combine shipping on my Pathfinder and Gamemastery subscriptions?


EP Healy wrote:

The following is nothing more than catharsis. There's no need to reply, but if this applies to you, please take it to heart.

Some of you people need to actually READ some of the posts on these boards before you fire off a question. Certain things have been answered so many times, in so many ways, that it boggles my mind you can't find the answer.

HINT: Major announcements generally show up in the Paizo blog and press releases.

HINT: There is a dang Search box (or two) on every page of this site.

HINT: Paizo is a business. They can't afford to give everything away for free. You might actually have to PAY for something, you know.

Grrrrr.....

Man, that felt good.

Not to be a smart ass, but I think most of the stuff you posted has been posted before in some shape, form or fashion. ;-)

On people posting the same questions, some times I like that because new people or people who just happened to miss a post might have something new or intresting to add.

Just my two copper

Yours Truly

Fizzban - Devil's Advocate

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/me attacks EJ with his +5 cabbage-bane silverwere

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32

Can someone at Paizo please tell me:

1) When is Rise of the Runelords going to ship?

2) I had a subscription to Dungeon, but now that the magazine is going away, can I switch to a Pathfinder subscription?

3) What the hell is this GameMastery stuff?

4) The modules that are labeled D0, D1, D2, etc. - all the modules that have the same letter, do they all form a continuous set of adventures?

5) Where is Falcon's Hollow?

6) Is the name of the world Varisia or Golarion?

*Assumes the defense against pending gnomish assault fighting stance*

Sovereign Court Contributor

One of my favourite posters on these boards is Ungoded. He posts things like this:

Bran wrote:

Question for Paizo staff :

Is it included in the subscription? If not let me know because I'll add it.

Bran

Product Description wrote:
Note: This accessory product is not automatically included with ongoing Pathfinder subscriptions. Subscribers should order this item separately.

Having met Ungoded, I imagine his expression as I read his posts. I am sure his helpful nature is free of sarcasm. He gives me strength in the face of adversity.


EP Healy wrote:
/me attacks EJ with his +5 cabbage-bane silverwere

Are you calling me a Jell-O salad? Yuck...

Scarab Sages RPG Superstar 2011 Top 32

And of course, by even posting in this thread, I open the floodgates to wide scale mockery should I ever ask a previously answered question......so be it.


Psst... You should have used an alias...

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I'd love to use an Alias.

Scarab Sages

Rambling Scribe wrote:
One of my favourite posters on these boards is Ungoded.

Stop it, you're embarrassing me.

Rambling Scribe wrote:

He posts things like this:

Bran wrote:

Question for Paizo staff :

Is it included in the subscription? If not let me know because I'll add it.

Bran

Product Description wrote:
Note: This accessory product is not automatically included with ongoing Pathfinder subscriptions. Subscribers should order this item separately.
Having met Ungoded, I imagine his expression as I read his posts. I am sure his helpful nature is free of sarcasm. He gives me strength in the face of adversity.

Uh...yeah, that's me, free of sarcasm.

Dark Archive Contributor

I just want to thank all of you guys and gals out there who find those repeated questions and throw down the answers before one of us have to. We really to appreciate the help. :)

Sovereign Court Contributor

Ungoded wrote:
Uh...yeah, that's me, free of sarcasm.

Me too! (smiles innocently)

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Mike McArtor wrote:
I just want to thank all of you guys and gals out there who find those repeated questions and throw down the answers before one of us have to. We really to appreciate the help. :)

Seconded! There's some real superheroes on these boards. Thanks a ton guys and gals!


Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path Subscriber
F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
I just want to thank all of you guys and gals out there who find those repeated questions and throw down the answers before one of us have to. We really to appreciate the help. :)
Seconded! There's some real superheroes on these boards. Thanks a ton guys and gals!

We do it just so we don't feel guilty making fun of you guys in other posts.

Though really, it's very difficult to feel guilty making fun of McArtor.

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Rhothaerill wrote:
Though really, it's very difficult to feel guilty making fun of McArtor.

Not everyone with the Complete Sailor Moon Collection can be as secure in their manhood.


Pathfinder Adventure, Adventure Path Subscriber
EP Healy wrote:
Rhothaerill wrote:
Though really, it's very difficult to feel guilty making fun of McArtor.
Not everyone with the Complete Sailor Moon Collection can be as secure in their manhood.

Yeah, but what about when he dresses up in a pink Darth Vader costume with a Hello Kitty logo on it. You just have to make fun of that.

Dark Archive Contributor

EP Healy wrote:
Not everyone with the Complete Sailor Moon Collection can be as secure in their manhood.

Geez, I wish! :\

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

F. Wesley Schneider wrote:
Mike McArtor wrote:
I just want to thank all of you guys and gals out there who find those repeated questions and throw down the answers before one of us have to. We really to appreciate the help. :)
Seconded! There's some real superheroes on these boards. Thanks a ton guys and gals!

I also second this! And third! And FOURTH!

It helps keep me from hitting a fifth...

Seriously, guys... Thanks a lot!

Spoiler:
Get it? A fifth? Ya see what I did there?


So, how do you pronounce Paizo? There really should be a thread for that. ;P

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Dirk Gently wrote:
So, how do you pronounce Paizo? There really should be a thread for that. ;P

Pie-Zo

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