I am sorry Heathansson !!!


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Heathy, I have to admit, the new look suits you! All I can say is How Cute!!!


Now can you see that I am a Silver Dragon, KC?

Liberty's Edge

That's Suzette, dude.


Heathansson wrote:
That's Suzette, dude.

~thinks~ So Heathy is a cross dresser named Suzette?!? Heathy, I never knew! ~backs away~ Um...


A joke I once heard. Diplomacy is saying "Nice Doggie" while looking for a stick.

Nice doggie, Heathy!

Liberty's Edge

"You hit me with that stick,
I'm go bite your ****,
and that's go be some bloodshed."
Richard Pryor


AWWE! Cut wittle wewe poodle!
Sharoth, leave him alone!
man, I can't wait til I'm done anoying that other guy in the 'Avatar Thieves Will NOT be Tolerated' thread. i hate this avatar!

Liberty's Edge

Sharoth wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
That's Suzette, dude.
~thinks~ So Heathy is a cross dresser named Suzette?!? Heathy, I never knew! ~backs away~ Um...

Wouldn't uh....Heather make more sense?


Sharoth wrote:
Now can you see that I am a Silver Dragon, KC?

AWWWE! The cute wittle gecko/white dragon/kobold in disguise/Erik mona in disguise/white dragon (who is really a kobold) pretending to be a silver dragon/gecko pretending to be a kobold who is pretending to be a white dragon pretending to be a silver dragon pretending to be Erik Mona! i want that cute wittle gecko/white dragon/kobold in disguise/Erik mona in disguise/white dragon (who is really a kobold) pretending to be a silver dragon/gecko pretending to be a kobold who is pretending to be a white dragon pretending to be a silver dragon pretending to be Erik Mona to be my pet!

*Gets out lasso, catches cute wittle gecko/white dragon/kobold in disguise/Erik mona in disguise/white dragon (who is really a kobold) pretending to be a silver dragon/gecko pretending to be a kobold who is pretending to be a white dragon pretending to be a silver dragon pretending to be Erik Mona, puts in cage, swecretly gets out phone and calls poultry meat man*
"Grrr, lemmee outa here, you evil wicked annoying little lizard!"
"Why, thank you! Isn't he sweet! You know, I think I will keep him! I'll name him Fluffy!"

Scarab Sages

Heathansson wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
That's Suzette, dude.
~thinks~ So Heathy is a cross dresser named Suzette?!? Heathy, I never knew! ~backs away~ Um...
Wouldn't uh....Heather make more sense?

I knew a couple of chicks named Heather once....

Scarab Sages

Heathansson wrote:
Sharoth wrote:
Heathansson wrote:
That's Suzette, dude.
~thinks~ So Heathy is a cross dresser named Suzette?!? Heathy, I never knew! ~backs away~ Um...
Wouldn't uh....Heather make more sense?

I knew a couple of chicks named Heather once.....


Where has the heathy gone?
Long time passing...
Where has the heathy gone?
Long time ago...
Where has the heathy gone?
Insulted by Sharoth, every time
When will he ever learn?
When will he ever learn*

For those who don't know, that's a parody of a song called 'Where have the Flowers Gone?'

Liberty's Edge

The ban hammer fell on me at work.
Bogus, dude!!!
I want my MTv, byoches!

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

Heathansson wrote:

The ban hammer fell on me at work.

Bogus, dude!!!
I want my MTv, byoches!

A scene from the future:

Gary: "That's odd... our average post count has dropped 30% in the last week. I wonder what's going on?"

Me: "Heathy can't post from work anymore."

Spoiler:
Who am I kidding? The Great Eye knows all.


Sharoth wrote:
Heathy, I have to admit, the new look suits you! All I can say is How Cute!!!

LOL. Well struck, O Shining One. But not as good asthe one that started the thread.

BTW, Mr. Heathansson, would it help remove the ban if your friends here put together a petition pleading your case?

EDIT: Sorry, Heathy. Its tough about the ban and I would like to commiserate in a humorous vein, but everything I write in this thread seems to turn out wrong.

Liberty's Edge

No prob's, th.

Sorry to tumbleweed yall's messageboard, Cosmosis. ;)

Liberty's Edge

Somebody else more visible in my department got bawled out to the boss of a different department for goofing off on the 'net, so we all gotta quit before it gets to the "overboss." My boss couldn't care as long as the work gets done. Can't even google the damn news now.
What would help is if people would learn to do their own damn work, and mind their own damn business, not what everybody else is doing.


What ban?

Liberty's Edge

The one where my boss said we can't use the internet at work.


That sucks. you have my sympathy, Poodle of Doom.

Liberty's Edge

Lif'es a byoch and then you die.

Silver Crusade

That sucks, Heathy. As you know, I've been there. I am still there, in fact. I found that after a few tears and some underwear anonymously sent to me in the mail, people got used to my diminished presence.

Liberty's Edge

Underwear?

Scarab Sages

Celestial Healer wrote:
That sucks, Heathy. As you know, I've been there. I am still there, in fact. I found that after a few tears and some underwear anonymously sent to me in the mail, people got used to my diminished presence.

Is that 'tears' as in crying, or 'tears' as in rips?

Or both...?

Liberty's Edge

Prolly both.


I really am sorry to hear that you won't be around as much, Heathy.
*Looks gleeful at not having to worry about as much competition*


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
I really am sorry to hear that you won't be around as much, Heathy.

yeah thats a bummer. my god what will become of the word games!!!

Liberty's Edge

s'cool. I only work 8 hours a day.

Scarab Sages

Heathansson wrote:
s'cool. I only work 8 hours a day.

I tried that once.


That annoying whit dragon by the name of Sharoth wrote:
Now can you see I am a silver dragon?

Alright, make up your mind. Iron or white? If you don't think white is pretty enough, then stick to iron. But in the name of Garl, is it Cha 1 and Int 3, or Cha 13 and Int --? Make up your MIND, you gerbil!!!

Liberty's Edge

He don't know.


Speaking of which...


Heathansson wrote:
He don't know.

Neither do I...neither do I....

Liberty's Edge

If I did know, I'd play stupit.

Liberty's Edge

I think Sharoth might be a gundark.


Sharoth the Dumb Gerbil (with apologies to frosty)
Sharoth, the dumb gerbil, kept attacking innocent threads
So at last KC swatted him like a bee
With the help of the linker, head

Bam ba de bam, bam bam ba de bam, bam
Look at Sharoth go...
Bam ba de bam, bam bam ba de bam, bam
Falling very low (from a cliff, that is. Ouch.)

Scarab Sages

Heathansson wrote:
I think Sharoth might be a gundark.

That would explain some things.

Liberty's Edge

And....raise more questions.


You guys, quit it! Don't insult Sharoth! It's not his fault he can't defend himself! He's only a gerbil!

Silver Crusade

That little guy is adorable. We should all chip in and get Sharoth some clean cedar shavings and an exercise wheel for his cage.


Celestial Healer wrote:
That little guy is adorable. We should all chip in and get Sharoth some clean cedar shavings and an exercise wheel for his cage.

*Chips in*

Heathy, ain't you going to help Sharoth the Gerbil? Or are you too fat and cruel and selfish to help a gerbil in need?

Liberty's Edge

Wutevah. I do wut I wawnt.


Tee chuta hhat yudd!


Poor, poor Sharoth. You guys made so much fun of him that he left!


And now, to complete my evil plot...I will resurrect this thread! Bwahahahahaha!!!!!

The Exchange

Kobold Cleaver wrote:
And now, to complete my evil plot...I will resurrect this thread! Bwahahahahaha!!!!!

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Liberty's Edge

15,000, here I come.


Kobold Cleaver wrote:
Poor, poor Sharoth. You guys made so much fun of him that he left!

(Nah. I have not left. I have just been having a not so fun past few months. Because of that, I have not been that in the mood to play. ~sighs~ Things should be improving next year. Maybe. Maybe then I will be in the mood to play some more. Have fun.)


Farewell, Sharoth. You will be sorely missed...


...and now for something completely different...

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