Play by Insult. ~GRINS~
...but I am out of quarters.
How many were-wolves does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows! They are too busy scratching their mangy hide and licking themselves!
Jealous?How many were-wolves does it take to change a light bulb?
No one knows! They are too busy scratching their mangy hide and licking themselves!
~grins~ Not at all. I have some Lady Dragons that are there for me.
Wow. Funny to narcissistic in .03 seconds. Typo Demons strike again.
You would think that with over 10,571 posts, Heathansson would have something useful to say. ~sighs and shakes my head~ It appears that Heathy was shorted on more than just his looks. Poor Were-whatever the hell he is.
He's a lichuahua...
Your talkin' pretty tough there for a white dragon, Sharoth.WHITE?!? I am a SILVER dragon!!!
Meh, white ... silver ... they all taste like squirrel... *burps*
(Awesome thread btw fellas, I've been laughing hard enough to wake up again...)
I was behind a semi truck carrying chickens today. It was raining.
They smelled bad.
You are a sick, sick iguana.
You're not kidding ... chickens smell nasty until you cook 'em.
(Awesome thread btw fellas, I've been laughing hard enough to wake up again...)
(~grins~ Thanks. I could not have done it without Heathansson. That little rat! ~grins~)
(btw - Heathy is a nice guy to put up with this. Just don't let him hear about me saying that.)
(btw - Heathy is a nice guy to put up with this. Just don't let him hear about me saying that.)
(Think that might be a tad late to avoid ...)
(btw - Heathy is a nice guy to put up with this. Just don't let him hear about me saying that.)(Think that might be a tad late to avoid ...)
Oooppppppssss!!!
WHITE?!? I am a SILVER dragon!!!
You look white to me.
I'm on Heathy's side. I think he looks cute.Cute--as in, 'cute enough to sacrifice to Garl Glittergold.
Glittergold like's cute were-poodles.
Garl Glittergold is just jealous. He only has gnome worshippers.
WHITE?!? I am a SILVER dragon!!!You look white to me.
I'm on Heathy's side. I think he looks cute.
Cute--as in, 'cute enough to sacrifice to Garl Glittergold.
Glittergold like's cute were-poodles.
And a kobold (me!)
Do not insult my god.
By the way, Sharoth,
Garl Glittergold hates white dragons.
You are a white dragon. Thus...
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Do not insult my god.
By the way, Sharoth,
Garl Glittergold hates white dragons.
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** spoiler omitted **
~smirks~ Brink ti on, lizard-rat boy!
You question the power of my god?! Prepare to be smoten!
Um... Smit? Smitt? Smotten? Smotenn? Smitten? No, thats not it. Smatten?
Ill get the dictionary.
You dare question the power of my god? prepare to be smute!
Um, Heathy? Little help here? Fakey? Anyone?
Oh for Garl's sake (cleaves white dragon with sword)!
Hey, I can also cleave DRAGONS! COOL!
You dare question the power of my god? prepare to be smute!
Um, Heathy? Little help here? Fakey? Anyone?
Oh for Garl's sake (cleaves white dragon with sword)!
Hey, I can also cleave DRAGONS! COOL!
~sighs~ Great. There goes another Snow Dragon sculpture. It takes forever to make one of those so stop it!
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~sighs~ Great. There goes another Snow Dragon sculpture. It takes forever to make one of those so stop it!You dare question the power of my god? prepare to be smute!
Um, Heathy? Little help here? Fakey? Anyone?
Oh for Garl's sake (cleaves white dragon with sword)!
Hey, I can also cleave DRAGONS! COOL!
Aww....are you constipated again?
~sighs~ Great. There goes another Snow Dragon sculpture. It takes forever to make one of those so stop it!You dare question the power of my god? prepare to be smute!
Um, Heathy? Little help here? Fakey? Anyone?
Oh for Garl's sake (cleaves white dragon with sword)!
Hey, I can also cleave DRAGONS! COOL!
Shut up.
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Aww....are you constipated again?~sighs~ Great. There goes another Snow Dragon sculpture. It takes forever to make one of those so stop it!You dare question the power of my god? prepare to be smute!
Um, Heathy? Little help here? Fakey? Anyone?
Oh for Garl's sake (cleaves white dragon with sword)!
Hey, I can also cleave DRAGONS! COOL!
Interesting insight... but, you know, some of us don't spend all day sniffing other animals' butts.
Poor Heathy. Do you have to deal with this guy all the time? You have my deepest sympathy...
Poor wittle weyw puppy!
Have I mentioned the fact that I just cleaved Sharoth? Now, I only cleave kobolds, so...
OH NO!!!!! Sharoth must be a kobold in DISGUISE!!!
Oh, the humanity! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!!!
Sharoth, change your avatar. The secrets out, you can quit the disguise.
I thought he was an albino gecko.
Of course not. Geckos have brains, although they're pretty small.
No offense, Geico Gecko.
Poor Heathy. Do you have to deal with this guy all the time? You have my deepest sympathy...
Poor wittle weyw puppy!
Have I mentioned the fact that I just cleaved Sharoth? Now, I only cleave kobolds, so...
OH NO!!!!! Sharoth must be a kobold in DISGUISE!!!
Oh, the humanity! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!!!
Sharoth, change your avatar. The secrets out, you can quit the disguise.
~snorts in disgust~ Me? A Stinky Kobold? ~laughter~ Never! I am a SILVER DRAGON! You Kobolds worship us as gods, since we are so much more powerful than you! ~casts forcecage around Kobold Cleaver~ Sit! Stay! Good boy!
~snorts in disgust~ Me? A Stinky Kobold? ~laughter~ Never! I am a SILVER DRAGON! You Kobolds worship us as gods, since we are so much more powerful than you! ~casts forcecage around Kobold Cleaver~ Sit! Stay! Good boy!Poor Heathy. Do you have to deal with this guy all the time? You have my deepest sympathy...
Poor wittle weyw puppy!
Have I mentioned the fact that I just cleaved Sharoth? Now, I only cleave kobolds, so...
OH NO!!!!! Sharoth must be a kobold in DISGUISE!!!
Oh, the humanity! THE HORROR! THE HORROR!!!
Sharoth, change your avatar. The secrets out, you can quit the disguise.
You stay. After all, I am your master.
For I am...KOBOLD CLEAVER!!!!!
Good boy! now, here's a treat!
Heathy, help me out here. Sharoth the koboldis being obnoxious. You got a trainer number (not the one who trainedyou
*Sigh*
Its tough being everybody's enemy.
heh heh....he thinks I'm trained.
har har
Here, Shar. This is the way to do it!
By the way, happy Halloween, everyone!
Look out for ninjas.
Where? I'm dressed as a respectable alchemist today.
~grumbles~ Bah! Halloween! Who cares! ~goes off to count my hoard, but only after making sure my anti-scrying field is up~