ME pot'O Gold!
No, but you need a mouth like an al-i-gator!
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begans casting evil eldritch leprechaun magic
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cracked 5 x 9's patched with nail polish.
VINTAGE STAR WARS VEHICLE JAWA SANDCRAWLER AFA 75 US $3,999.99
Cantina Playset $800.00
ME pot'O Gold!
Hey!!!!!
HO-HEY~!!
Knives
Rope
Dagger
Chains
Locks
Laser Beams
Acid
Body Bag
Shiv
Pipe
Hammer
Axe
Subject
Location
Desire
Vengeance
Swords
Saws
Clubs
Claws
Hatred
Anger
Mermaid
Murder
cannibal leprechaun bib
Me lethal leprechaun bbq sauce
a representative from the Byzantine Empire
pork chops and applesauce
an egg and a traffic cone
directions to Heathy's house.
Video Camera
More Jack Daniels.
bag
Box of Rocks,
Socks
2 Bars of Soap
Butcher Knife
an original Kongô Gumi Co., Ltd. buddhist temple
twelve dragons breathing
eleven bards in barding
Ten kobolds a leaping
nine dryads dancing
eight commoners a running
seven aboleths a swimming
six harpies a killing
five acursed rings
four sending spells
three henchmen
two fireballs
and a cockatrice in a stone tree.
about 12,000 of those individually wrapped red n white swirl peppermints...just lying in the gutter in the rain...
Pickles,
Snow Shovel,
Salt,
Slugs,
Snips
Snails,
Puppy Dog Tails
Forty-two. What else do you need?
a loaf, a wheel, and a jug
peptic ulcer
a fat tourist with pasty skin, six cameras, a loud shirt, and flipflops
Dr. Teeth (band leader and piano), Janice (guitar), Sgt. Floyd Pepper (bass guitar), Zoot (saxophone), Lips (trumpet), and Animal (drums).
Titian-haired titans and their paisley upchuck -- (Worst children's book, ever)
Body pierced wallabies -- (S'okay, dem little pouches don't have many pain nerves)
A block of factory-pooped Velveeta for Christmas dinner -- (Last meal before a whimpering suicide)
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