Dr. Venture: What the hell was that?!
Brock: Chupacabra. They're all over Mexico.
Dr. Venture: No way
Sure thing I got a shotgun ready next time she surfaces. *loads shells*.
Excellent, but just be sure to point that thing in the right direction.
*Holds Digital Camera Steady*.
I thought I got footage of an Erik Mona once but it was unsteady and slightly out of focus.
Erik Mona lives at the bottom of Loch Ness? How does he surface without getting the bends?
Does Erik like being hunted? One must ponder the philosophical implications.....
Creepy Lungless Frog
That is like so bizarre it has Darwin scratching his head in the grave.
Oh, I need a terrarium. Wet and moist. I want a couple.
Check it out.
"They are like a squished version of Jabba the Hutt," he said, referring to the character from Star Wars. "They are flat and have eyes that float above the water. They have skin flaps coming off their arms and legs."
Yahoo News
April 10th, 2008
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All Points Bulletin:
Be on the look out for several escaped and potentially dangerous individuals - we're talking some *real animals*.
The suspect who aided and abetted their escape is very tall, with long legs and neck, yellow and brown hair.
That is all.
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I wanna find an Mngwa.
I have it on reliable information that they are shapeshifters, and look like the woman in this video (which contains no Rick Astley), in their true form.
I'm on the track of the Wild Warwoof. So far, no luck. It is a tough creature to track, although its smell helps some.
We're hunting Lemmings
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I encountered one of THESE before and I ran away screaming like a little girl..
Trent
My dad got startled once while getting our lawnmower out of the little metal shed we kept it in. He came running out of the shed with a most girlish scream on his lips being pursued by a cute little brown bunny. Of course to my 10 year old eyes anything that could scare my 5'9" 215lbs of muscle, carpenter father HAD to be utterly ferocious. I too fled in blind terror. Didn't stop until we were both in the house. We lost something precious that day. Something that was cherished and will always be missed. Our dignity. Damn rabbit.
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Damn rabbit.
Tim - "That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"
Sorry had to be said.. According to rules set down by Chapman, Idle, & Cleese. No mention of a rabbit or bunny causing abject terror or fear shall be uttered without quoting the sacred words as set down by Tim the Sorcerer.
And now for something completely different.. ::chuckles::
Can I put stories about squirrels on this thread?
Damn rabbit.Tim - "That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"
Wabbits ain't wodents.
Wabbits ain't wodents.Damn rabbit.Tim - "That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"
We ain't?
Wabbits ain't wodents.Damn rabbit.Tim - "That's the most foul, cruel, and bad-tempered rodent you ever set eyes on!"
The question is,
Do Wabbits and Squirrels get along?
I seek your honest opinions.
Yeah, what the hell.
::::Get That Warm Fuzzy Feeling from Heathansson::::
...And a nut bar too. Wabbits and Werewolves are always welcome.
Wabbits and Werewolves are always welcome.
*sniff*
I feel so loved.
Yeah, what the hell.::::Get That Warm Fuzzy Feeling from Heathansson::::
...And a nut bar too. Wabbits and Werewolves are always welcome.
What about warwoofs, though?
What about warwoofs, though?
Sure, but all swords must check in at the front door.
*Munches on shellfish*
Wha?
Nirknirknirk!!!
I saw a rabbit in my backyard.You're lying. ;)
Yep, no way we can believe you saw one there.
On the untitled thread, however...
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Someone in Texas claims to have caught Chupacabra on tape. Looks like a coyote to me.
Edit: Looks like the walking dead beat me to the punch. I still linked the story first.
Got a nasty scare from a Starpanda Fishbear on the way home the other night.
Mwahahahahaaaaa!!!