Heathansson's Cryptozoological huntin' thread

[Tobus Neth]

That's some pig!

[Heathansson]

Pig roast at fakey's hizzle!

[Celestial Healer]

I'll bring the potato salad.

[Heathansson]

Has anybody out there seen any angel type folk?

[Heathansson]

Kruelaid wrote:

I should have posted this link, it's the comprehensive list from the site above. A veritable smorsgaborg of critters for you cryptid huntin rednecks.

Complete List: BCSCSC

Sweet list.

There's a lot of creatures I never seed before.

[F. Wesley Schneider]

I once used a toy claw (shaped like a crab claw) on a grazing wooly Jacobs while it was grazing in its natural habitat... that just seemed to rile it up. I ran away.

[James Jacobs]

F. Wesley Schneider wrote:

I once used a toy claw (shaped like a crab claw) on a grazing wooly Jacobs while it was grazing in its natural habitat... that just seemed to rile it up. I ran away.

Worse... the wooly Jacobs grabbed the claw from you and if he ever finds out where he hid it... VENGEANCE!

[Heathansson]

I bet I could snare a drop bear with a claw like that, and like, take it alive. And dress it in a little clown costume.

[Mothman]

Heathansson wrote:

I bet I could snare a drop bear with a claw like that, and like, take it alive. And dress it in a little clown costume.

Careful Heath ... they've got a taste for Americans now ...

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

I's gonna git me sum haggis!

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Heathansson wrote:

I bet I could snare a drop bear with a claw like that, and like, take it alive. And dress it in a little clown costume.

You're a loony.

[Heathansson]

Mothman wrote:

Heathansson wrote:

I bet I could snare a drop bear with a claw like that, and like, take it alive. And dress it in a little clown costume.

Careful Heath ... they've got a taste for Americans now ...

Good! I like a little fight in my prey. ;)

[Heathansson]

Eureka!!! A claw, like the Bullman said,...then a grandiose helm covered with spikes, so when some snarky dropbear makes a sneak attack and gets the "drop" on me, (yuk yuk yuk) he'll impale hisself to death on my spikey skullcap!!! Bwuddy bwilliant!

[Mothman]

Heathansson wrote:

Eureka!!! A claw, like the Bullman said,...then a grandiose helm covered with spikes, so when some snarky dropbear makes a sneak attack and gets the "drop" on me, (yuk yuk yuk) he'll impale hisself to death on my spikey skullcap!!! Bwuddy bwilliant!

Ah, the Rincewind Manoeuvre...

[Heathansson]

Aww, dangit! I thought I inventered it.
Well, I'm gonna have to invent me a new way to take out them drop bears though.

[Larry Lichman]

Dang, FH! That's some good BBQ!!

I went snipe hunting once...Never saw the dang thing! They're pretty elusive, but dang dangerous! Snipes eat Drop Bears (at least, that's the word on the street...)

[Heathansson]

I got a pet snipe. I named him Wesley. I'm kooky that way.

[James Keegan]

I'm not really a cryptozoological hunter, exactly. I'm more of a 'cryptozoological hugger' - tracking down creatures that don't technically exist in order to, you know, cuddle. Or shake hands, depending on how secure they are in their masculinity. Let me tell you, Sasquatch smells TERRIBLE....but I've never felt so safe in my life. That missing link really knows how to make you feel special.

Believe it or not, Nessie is more of a handshake monster. Doesn't like to be touched.

[Heathansson]

This'd be fun watching.

[Valegrim]

Well, there was a time when me n da boyz was out...and we was plinkin away an didnt see the .... so when we was changing targets we noticed blood and back behind a bit was a .... an we all felt kinda bad cause it was kinda ....so I reckon nobody never said nothing since an neither have I.

[Aberzombie]

Here you go, attack of the killer fish

[Heathansson]

Heh heh...and they ask me why I go fishing with a baseball bat.

[Cosmo]

Aberzombie wrote:

Here you go, attack of the killer fish

A little ten pound Carp? That's nothin'...

How 'bout the same thing happening with a 6ft long, 200 pound, bone-covered sturgeon?

[Aberzombie]

Cosmo wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Here you go, attack of the killer fish

A little ten pound Carp? That's nothin'...

How 'bout the same thing happening with a 6ft long, 200 pound, bone-covered sturgeon?

Holy crap!

[Tegan]

Kruelaid wrote:

If anyone wants to check out a pretty good list of huntable cryptids, here you go:

BC Cryptozoological Society Cryptid Page

I am currently in pursuit of the Chinese Wildman, whom I plan to kill with my bare hands and teeth, because guns are strictly prohibited here.

Ewww ewww ewww Mista Kotta Missta Kotta.... What would happen if Ogopogo & Nessie were in the same lake?!

[Aberzombie]

Recent winner of the
Worlds Ugliest Dog

[The Jade]

Aberzombie wrote:

Recent winner of the

Worlds Ugliest Dog

I'm going to isolate that dog's head in photoshop and import the body of a goblin beneath it. Too perfect.

[Celestial Healer]

Aberzombie wrote:

Recent winner of the

Worlds Ugliest Dog

We're proud of you, Heathy.

[Vattnisse]

Aberzombie wrote:

Recent winner of the

Worlds Ugliest Dog

AAAAAAHHH! Oh, man - I just lost 1d6 Sanity Points. The Elder Gods must be proud!

[waltero]

Kruelaid wrote:

I should have posted this link, it's the comprehensive list from the site above. A veritable smorsgaborg of critters for you cryptid huntin rednecks.

Complete List: BCSCSC

Why aren't the Rodents of Unusual Size (RUS's) on that list?

[Destro Fett]

Fake Healer wrote:

I wanna bag one of THESE!!!

That's good eatin'!

FH

That Hogzilla is fake. I saw a Mythbusters on it or something. It was huge for a wild pig, but not nearly as big as the doctored photo suggests.

[Heathansson]

Woah. I saw this show--this dude peed in the Amazon River, and this 6" eellike fish that smells the ammonia swum up there....
He said he thought it was an "urban legend" but it's real.
Kids, don't pee in the Amazon River.

[The Jade]

Heathansson wrote:

Woah. I saw this show--this dude peed in the Amazon River, and this 6" eellike fish that smells the ammonia swum up there....

He said he thought it was an "urban legend" but it's real.
Kids, don't pee in the Amazon River.

Well there's this very tiny fish that will follow a pee stream up into your man business and then go all blowfish on you from inside. Local tribes would perform phallectomies (off with his head!) lest a man die from his urinal flow being blocked, but modern medicine has some better techniques.

"Thank you, science!"

[Heathansson]

That thing shouldn't be.

[The Jade]

Who woulda thunk the great Hastur wound up only bein' a lil wang lovin' tadpole?

[Heathansson]

So the "speaking his name three times" is just a diversionary tactic so he can swim up your urethra. What a bastard.

[Larry Lichman]

I, too, thought those fish/eels were a myth. But now, I'm a believer. In any case, Hastur needs to stay outta my urethra!

[The Jade]

Frankly, urethra always makes me think of Aretha Franklin. A kind of palindromic foolishness, I guess.

[Celestial Healer]

The Jade wrote:

Frankly, urethra always makes me think of Aretha Franklin. A kind of palindromic foolishness, I guess.

Well, you gotta give those urethra eels their r-e-s-p-e-c-t.

[The Jade]

Celestial Healer wrote:

Well, you gotta give those urethra eels their r-e-s-p-e-c-t.

Truer words were never sang about those dingleswellers.

[Larry Lichman]

My fiancee just told me there was an epidode of "Grey's Anatomy" where they had to surgically remove one of those fish-thingies from a guy's urethra. I had no idea that show got into that kind of stuff..

[Heathansson]

The Jade wrote:

Frankly, urethra always makes me think of Aretha Franklin. A kind of palindromic foolishness, I guess.

Me too.

[Phil. L]

Anything below the belt get's that show's attention.

Not much hunting on this thread nowdays. I'm an ecologist anyway. We should be saving all the rare monstrous species not exterminating them.

Here lovely drop bear...

[Tobus Neth]

Phil. L wrote:

Anything below the belt get's that show's attention.

Not much hunting on this thread nowdays. I'm an ecologist anyway. We should be saving all the rare monstrous species not exterminating them.

Here lovely drop bear...

You've should seen the monsterous black spider I killed in my garage today! When I saw it I shouted "IT MUST DIE!

[Heathansson]

Phil. L wrote:

Anything below the belt get's that show's attention.

Not much hunting on this thread nowdays. I'm an ecologist anyway. We should be saving all the rare monstrous species not exterminating them.

Here lovely drop bear...

Yeh...yerr right.

Now on, I shoot with a camera!!!

[Aberzombie]

Just read that a new expedition is heading to Michigan's upper penninsula to search for Bigfoot!

[farewell2kings]

Shot in real life? Quail, doves, rabbits, deer, squirrel (those f$~&ers are tough!!).....guess not so legendary.....

[Heathansson]

Be careful with those squirrels. They're nuts.

[Larry Lichman]

I think Heathy can take a squirrel down. No problem. Bigfoot, on the other hand...I hear he's mighty. Just look what he did to those fellas in that beef jerky commercial...

[Heathansson]

Bigfoot carries my lunch tray.