That's some pig!
I once used a toy claw (shaped like a crab claw) on a grazing wooly Jacobs while it was grazing in its natural habitat... that just seemed to rile it up. I ran away.
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I once used a toy claw (shaped like a crab claw) on a grazing wooly Jacobs while it was grazing in its natural habitat... that just seemed to rile it up. I ran away.
Worse... the wooly Jacobs grabbed the claw from you and if he ever finds out where he hid it... VENGEANCE!
I'm not really a cryptozoological hunter, exactly. I'm more of a 'cryptozoological hugger' - tracking down creatures that don't technically exist in order to, you know, cuddle. Or shake hands, depending on how secure they are in their masculinity. Let me tell you, Sasquatch smells TERRIBLE....but I've never felt so safe in my life. That missing link really knows how to make you feel special.
Believe it or not, Nessie is more of a handshake monster. Doesn't like to be touched.
Well, there was a time when me n da boyz was out...and we was plinkin away an didnt see the .... so when we was changing targets we noticed blood and back behind a bit was a .... an we all felt kinda bad cause it was kinda ....so I reckon nobody never said nothing since an neither have I.
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Here you go, attack of the killer fish
A little ten pound Carp? That's nothin'...
How 'bout the same thing happening with a 6ft long, 200 pound, bone-covered sturgeon?
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Here you go, attack of the killer fish
A little ten pound Carp? That's nothin'...
How 'bout the same thing happening with a 6ft long, 200 pound, bone-covered sturgeon?
Holy crap!
If anyone wants to check out a pretty good list of huntable cryptids, here you go:
BC Cryptozoological Society Cryptid Page
I am currently in pursuit of the Chinese Wildman, whom I plan to kill with my bare hands and teeth, because guns are strictly prohibited here.
Ewww ewww ewww Mista Kotta Missta Kotta.... What would happen if Ogopogo & Nessie were in the same lake?!
Recent winner of the
Worlds Ugliest Dog
I'm going to isolate that dog's head in photoshop and import the body of a goblin beneath it. Too perfect.
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Recent winner of the
Worlds Ugliest Dog
AAAAAAHHH! Oh, man - I just lost 1d6 Sanity Points. The Elder Gods must be proud!
I should have posted this link, it's the comprehensive list from the site above. A veritable smorsgaborg of critters for you cryptid huntin rednecks.
Why aren't the Rodents of Unusual Size (RUS's) on that list?
I wanna bag one of THESE!!!
That's good eatin'!FH
That Hogzilla is fake. I saw a Mythbusters on it or something. It was huge for a wild pig, but not nearly as big as the doctored photo suggests.
Woah. I saw this show--this dude peed in the Amazon River, and this 6" eellike fish that smells the ammonia swum up there....
He said he thought it was an "urban legend" but it's real.
Kids, don't pee in the Amazon River.
Well there's this very tiny fish that will follow a pee stream up into your man business and then go all blowfish on you from inside. Local tribes would perform phallectomies (off with his head!) lest a man die from his urinal flow being blocked, but modern medicine has some better techniques.
"Thank you, science!"
Who woulda thunk the great Hastur wound up only bein' a lil wang lovin' tadpole?
Frankly, urethra always makes me think of Aretha Franklin. A kind of palindromic foolishness, I guess.
Well, you gotta give those urethra eels their r-e-s-p-e-c-t.
Truer words were never sang about those dingleswellers.
Anything below the belt get's that show's attention.
Not much hunting on this thread nowdays. I'm an ecologist anyway. We should be saving all the rare monstrous species not exterminating them.
Here lovely drop bear...
Anything below the belt get's that show's attention.
Not much hunting on this thread nowdays. I'm an ecologist anyway. We should be saving all the rare monstrous species not exterminating them.
Here lovely drop bear...
You've should seen the monsterous black spider I killed in my garage today! When I saw it I shouted "IT MUST DIE!
Shot in real life? Quail, doves, rabbits, deer, squirrel (those f&$#ers are tough!!).....guess not so legendary.....