If you could build a dungeon-You have every resource alavaible
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Why you needed to build the dungeon-
If you could build a dungeon-You have every resource alavaible
How many rooms-
Location-in the world-
Special Features-
Why you needed to build the dungeon-
rooms; to many to count easisly; big yet subtle
rocky mnts
big; deep; with every terrain known to man; funner than a amusment park, more deadly than a pit viper
uhm, to keep out the government, crazies, aliens, grungers, crystal bearing musicians, and anyone else I label unsavory like anyone who likes disco.
If you could build a dungeon-You have every resource alavaible
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Think large, huge even, like Mall of America Big, or all of the rooms in a large Las Vegas resort. It would be located in a deep trench in the Pacific with a land entrance. The larger portain would be a crazy madhouse of oddities where physical talents are needed to get to safehavens and in the end my sanctum filled with arcade games, a lap pool, an all you can eat buffet, and other cool things. I would invite celebrities and politicians as well as random people and friends/family to come by and see who can navigate through quickest to get to me. Then i would make a reality show about it...
Pits filled with acid. Everywhere.
Also, put the toughest monsters at the entrance, rather than at the bottom.
If you could build a dungeon-You have every resource alavaible
How many rooms-
Location-in the world-
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Why you needed to build the dungeon-
(rooms & location)
Buy a surplus Titan missile silo complex(special features)
Underground rifle range
Climate-controlled storage facilities
Earth-friendly house.
Interior walls redecorated to look like field-stone.
(why)
A place to punish naughty harem girls!
Climate-controlled document/data storage facility
Indoor airsoft CQB facility
Secure house to keep out the riff-raff.
Dude - you would own a DUNGEON! Do you NEED any other reason?
Loads of secret doors. Tiny little rooms, that force the PCs to do melee. Maybe some lone beholders who dont care who they hit. And loads o' traps.
'Dormant' volcanoe(note, put some fire critters in those rooms).
I'm gonna put in an evil dragon or something...Ooh! here it is: Red dragon(villain). On a narrow bridge that needs a balance check. Lava under the bridge.
Ouch.
To keep them pesky knights away.
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The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord list is fantastic. Thanks, Dragonmann.