One of them said, "Lets play a game." Dice and maps quickly appeared
worthy of magical hyperspacial dice. The game progressed well, until the first combat
the general direction of the party's Cleric of Whee Gas. "Hey you sank
played with the large collection of 'action figures' that had been rummaged up
plastic dude, they're collectables!" The wizard whined in a harsh nasally tone, getting
Harry Potter and the Excessive Mechandising Miniatures Collector's Set, with anatomically-correct Hermione
about exploding Vienna Sausages. Then that silly monkey posts all over here like
declared the Koboldian Jihad things really began to get weird. Al-Kolbeera reported
and he had threatened the minority Monkey population with Burrito Gas if they
of wholesale genocide, but he didn't like the way the simians moved in
stupid monkeys. What did someone chain you to a keyboard? You sure ain't
of monkey gibberish. Why don't you leave my museum and go bother someone
intelligent people to smile. Four months ago, when Thailand's prime minister started practicing
monkey eating rituals, the incidents of monkey's throwing poop decreased markedly over there
Then they realized that this double-negative rebellion actually made them the Establishment.
At which point they all killed themselves by cutting out their intestines with
figuring out which was the large and which was the small colon when
Unless the rebels were actually the dreaded two-colon mutants from planet Metamucil VI,
The Imperial Bran fields on the planet of Fibersure III. Perhaps the crops
the dreaded crime boss Bolus the Hutt had taken over the operation of
readying his trusty Light Suppository™, Darth Proctus prepared to battle Bolus the Hutt.
The Starship Enterprise came into orbit over the remote desert planet of Tatooine.