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1) What is your favorite animal and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

3) Imagine yourself sitting alone in a completely white room with no windows, describe this room in two or three sentences.

4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

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I'm cold and hungry. Can I have a hug?


1) What is your favorite animal and why (give two or three sentences only) ? The Lion. A desperate pride is a true force of nature. They kinda live like Vikings, sorta.

2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ? Black and White. Equally. And never one without the other.

3) Imagine yourself sitting alone in a completely white room with no windows, describe this room in two or three sentences.
Everything is very bright. I can't tell up from down. I'm gonna be sick.
4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.
Roaring water and clinging mist. It is nice and cool here. Let's have a picnic.


Heh, I know these questions from college. I wont spoil it. ;)

Scarab Sages

Tensor wrote:


1) What is your favorite animal and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

My favorite animal is the dog. They are loyal, lovable, and make great pets.

Tensor wrote:


2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

My favorite color is black. I like the way I look in it, and have been told the color suits me.

Tensor wrote:


3) Imagine yourself sitting alone in a completely white room with no windows, describe this room in two or three sentences.

The room is quiet and free of distractions. The walls, ceiling, and floor are of a uniform color.

Tensor wrote:


4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.

The waterfall projects out from a cliff about 10 feet horizontally. It falls approximately 30 feet before ending in a small lake.

Do I win something if I get the questions right? Do I win a cookie?

The Exchange

Tensor wrote:


1) What is your favorite animal and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

3) Imagine yourself sitting alone in a completely white room with no windows, describe this room in two or three sentences.

4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.

1. Favorite animal is the Komodo Dragon. Size, power, diseased bite, they are too cool.

2. Favorite color is orange. It isn't the "power" color that red is but I feel strength in the color and it looks good on me.
3.I am in a place devoid of distraction and clutter where I can find peace and serenity. It is like being on a blank canvas where I can paint anything I can imagine.
4. The water cascades over the moss covered boulders, which look as if they tumbled into place eons ago, and into a misty pool of swirling liquid. The water is clear and seems to quench the thirst with just a glance at it. Some vibrant green aquatic plants inhabit the depths of the pool.

So am I a duck or something?

FH

Scarab Sages

Fake Healer wrote:


So am I a duck or something?

FH

Naah, I think all of this will end up meaning that I am a drooling slob with delusions of undeath, who hates being around people and listening to their inane comments, and that I really don't know how to describe a waterfall.

You, on the other hand, will be shown to have a creative mind, a desire to be seen as rare and deserving of respect and attention, and whose avatar expresses a deep-seated need to cross-dress that you never realized existed until now.

Either that, or you ARE a duck!

The Exchange

Aberzombie wrote:
Fake Healer wrote:


So am I a duck or something?

FH

Naah, I think all of this will end up meaning that I am a drooling slob with delusions of undeath, who hates being around people and listening to their inane comments, and that I really don't know how to describe a waterfall.

You, on the other hand, will be shown to have a creative mind, a desire to be seen as rare and deserving of respect and attention, and whose avatar expresses a deep-seated need to cross-dress that you never realized existed until now.

Either that, or you ARE a duck!

I hope I'm a duck!

Liberty's Edge

Tensor wrote:


1) What is your favorite animal and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

I don't much like animals. They give me allergies.

Tensor wrote:


2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

Black. I don't know why, but I've always just felt a weird connection to it.

Tensor wrote:


3) Imagine yourself sitting alone in a completely white room with no windows, describe this room in two or three sentences.

I don't like it in here. I think I'll find a way out...

Tensor wrote:


4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.

The water... It's falling... Falling water that keeps on changing into new shapes, like fire...


In the version of this test I encountered you were only allowed to respond to the questions with five descriptive words.


1) wolves (of course). They're fierce and rather independent but also have a sense of family and affection.

2) blue with a strong nod toward purple. It's soothing and comfortable, peaceful or can be bright, distinctive.

3) I'm picturing the room as dark since you didn't mention a light source. Maybe 12x12 but somehow feels more confining. I want out.

4) Tall and majestic. Breath-taking in its grandeur. Cool water pooling beneath, vivid greenery surrounding it - I like it here!


Tensor wrote:


1) What is your favorite animal and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

Bears. They are strong creatures that survive all by themselves.

Tensor wrote:


2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

Green. It is the color of strength through change.

Tensor wrote:


3) Imagine yourself sitting alone in a completely white room with no windows, describe this room in two or three sentences.

The walls look nice & padded, and the voice box guy told me I was going to be taken out of my jacket soon.

Tensor wrote:


4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.

The waterfall is but a thread of water cascading down into the gorge below. Oddly, the falls do not create a major disturbance in the waters below.

So, I must be a gurahl from Tennessee...
/d


What did my answers prove? Am I crazy? Am I a Mezzoloth? Or am I a g*+%&@n cow-centaur?


Favorite animal? the housecat....somewhat lazy, always ready to eat and very capable of biting your hand off if your ruffle the fur the wrong way

Favorite color? blue....the color of the sky on a clear, sunny day when Nature is restful and peaceful

White room? time to close my eyes and dream


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Ok, here are the answers (more or less, I'm not a shrink.) Also, this is not Rocket Surgery, it is a drinking game.

Tensor wrote:


1) What is your favorite animal and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

How you describe your favorite animal is how you think other people see you.

Tensor wrote:


2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

How you describe your favorite color is what you think of yourself.

Tensor wrote:


3) Imagine yourself sitting alone in a completely white room with no windows, describe this room in two or three sentences.

This is your view on death.

Tensor wrote:


4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.

Your answers describe what you think of having sex.

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Tensor wrote:

Also, this is not Rocket Surgery, it is a drinking game.

Hey that's my line! Well, obviously not. Although, I've got a business card that lists my title as Rocket Surgeon.


Thanks, Tensor, that was fun.


So people see me as a racoon, but I see myself as cool and dark and green, I see death as a little nook with white stucco walls and modern dovetail trim with a fern and a fireplace and a red leather chair, and I see sex as an exotic jungle locale with lots of lava rock and thick palmy plants and a big lagoon.

Weird. Not how I would have answered if people had just asked. Then again, I'm not sure I would have described what I think about sex...I mean you guys are cool and all.


Of the very small number of people who posted, I find it interesting they chose a color and described it as being "strong".

It kinda follows then that those people would even venture to post a response in this thread to begin with.


When I asked Conan:

1. Tiger – fierce, cunning, and sexy

2. Blood Violet – strength, indomitable spirit, soothing

3. White Room - "haha.. what a waste!"

4. Waterfall – "What? Hang on, I have water in my ear. Look at the power in that thing. Ha, if you come close I'll get you wet."

Sovereign Court

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1. the echidna...because even though they do not dream their brains are second only to the dolphin when compared to ours

2. blue...different shades depending on my mood, from despair to ecstasy it is a spectrum unto itself

3. "this isn't my office - the walls and floors aren't blue and where are all my books?"

4. yellowstone in the spring...


Tensor wrote:


1) What is your favorite animal and why (give two or three sentences only) ?
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squerial( i spelled it wrong sorry) Because they are cool!!!!

2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

Quote:
Red because it is the color of blood, and my Girlfriend likes it

3) Imagine yourself sitting alone in a completely white room with no windows, describe this room in two or three sentences.

Quote:
madness, crazy

4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.

Quote:
wet, awwwwwwwwww, cold


Tensor wrote:


1) What is your favorite animal and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

Monkeys, because they can do anything they want and no one cares. No shhhh be quiet or anything like that.

Tensor wrote:
2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

Purple. I dont know why i just like it.

Tensor wrote:
3) Imagine yourself sitting alone in a completely white room with no windows, describe this room in two or three sentences.

Well it would be blinding to look at because the light bounces everywhere (asuming there is light). IT reminds me of an asylum and the only way i can picture myself is ranting in a straight jacket.

Tensor wrote:
4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.

It is deafeningly loud and when you stand near it they spray of the water hurts because it moves so fast. The water is almost entirely white with an odd tint of green.


AWED wrote:


2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?
Quote:
Red because it is the color of blood, and my Girlfriend likes it

Um Please tell me she likes the color red and not blood.


Tensor wrote:


1) What is your favorite animal and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

Cats. They is something sort of royal about them, and if you look in their eyes you can see a sort of hidden inteligence. Plus they're so soft and cute.

Tensor wrote:


2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

Hmmmm. Black. A quiet darkness, keeps to itself, many mysteries.

Tensor wrote:


3) Imagine yourself sitting alone in a completely white room with no windows, describe this room in two or three sentences.

Nice and peaceful. Quite for contemplation. But the walls could be a little less loud. What color is the light in the room? Is it really bright and loud?

Tensor wrote:


4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.

Falling! Noise! But the pool at the bottom stabilises in peaceful calm.

Liberty's Edge

AWED wrote:
Tensor wrote:


1) What is your favorite animal and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

squerial( i spelled it wrong sorry) Because they are cool!!!!

2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

Red because it is the color of blood, and my Girlfriend likes it

3) Imagine yourself sitting alone in a completely white room with no windows, describe this room in two or three sentences.
Quote:

madness, crazy

4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.

Quote:
wet, awwwwwwwwww, cold
AWED wrote:
madness, crazy

Umm... I think she said SENTENCES.

Tensor wrote:

4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.

AWED wrote:
wet, awwwwwwwwww, cold

Did you even read the explanation of the profile?

Liberty's Edge

Rhyan Garrow wrote:
AWED wrote:


2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?
Red because it is the color of blood, and my Girlfriend likes it
Um Please tell me she likes the color red and not blood.

You never know...


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1. My favorite animal is a sexy dragon panther.

2. I don't have a favorite color so I'll have to choose those that are brilliant and beautiful.

3. The interior of a dull room like that? It's not worth worrying about.

Oh, enough of pretending I didn't read the interpretation key first.

Number four is different from the question I remember with this test. I thought it was picking a type of body of water. Waterfall... ocean, river, puddle... in which case I pick a slowly building stream suddenly interrupted by the relentless pounding of an apocolyptic flood.


Tensor wrote:


1) What is your favorite animal and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

3) Imagine yourself sitting alone in a completely white room with no windows, describe this room in two or three sentences.

4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.

1. A bird of prey because it is fierce and majestic.

2. Blue because it is calm and deep.
3. Calm, peaceful, warm.
4. Powerful and wet.

.


Whoa, Lazarus thread.

Shadow Lodge

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How does someone possibly manage to resurrect their own thread that's been dead for 7 g@@~*#n years?


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Note the author. Question answered.


Tensor wrote:


1) What is your favorite animal and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

3) Imagine yourself sitting alone in a completely white room with no windows, describe this room in two or three sentences.

4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.

1.) Iguanas, because they are cool. That is all.

2.) Blue, because I look good in it. It's also the color of my eyes.
3.) It's a featureless white room. The question described it for me. Or, statement rather.
4.) It's a waterfall. It is water. Falling.

EDIT: Found the key. Disagree with number 1, since I was a smartass with the adding a second sentance. Definately don't see sex as water falling either.

Grand Lodge

Tensor wrote:


1) What is your favorite animal and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

Hippos. Hippos are one of the most misunderstood animals out there - they're seen as fat, goofy beasts, but in reality, hippos are dangerous predators that even crocodiles avoid. There's something kind of cool about that.

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2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

Blue. I don't know why - makes my eyes pop, I guess?

Quote:
3) Imagine yourself sitting alone in a completely white room with no windows, describe this room in two or three sentences.

It's square, with a desk in the middle. I imagine any sound echoes loudly.

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4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.

It's tropical, surrounded by lush plants and fauna. It empties in a clear blue basin, and the air smells fresh around it.

Grand Lodge

After reading the interpretation key, I'm now afraid I might be a narcissistic serial killer.

But at least I have a great sex life.

Liberty's Edge

1) What is your favorite animal and why (give two or three sentences only) ?-Glyphis shark, because more people have landed on the moon than caught one.

2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?-Purple. it's a compromise between red and blue.

3) Imagine yourself sitting alone in a completely white room with no windows, describe this room in two or three sentences.
It's blank. Better close my eyes to prevent nausea.
4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.
Water gushes down in gallons, feeding into the lake below. Cliffs surround on all sides.


Every time i take one of these things people in white coats start shooting me with tranq darts.

It wouldn't be so bad except I've built up to much immunity to them that they don't even take out the sting of getting shot anymore...

Sovereign Court

Tensor wrote:


1) What is your favorite animal and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

Dogs ... They are "domesticated" but still wild, playful but still to be taken seriously. And they are always glad to see you, especially when you have been gone "forever" (read anywhere from 5 minutes to 5 years)

Tensor wrote:


2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

Purple. Not sure why ... could be due to it being one of the best results of blending primary colors.

Tensor wrote:


3) Imagine yourself sitting alone in a completely white room with no windows, describe this room in two or three sentences.

Check to make sure I am not wearing a straightjacket. Wonder where the light is coming from (assuming there is no lamp). Pull out a pen and start writing and drawing on the walls to make it a bit more interesting.

Tensor wrote:


4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.

A river coursing over a cliff in the mountains, surrounded by forest. A deep pool is at its base and a flat clearing is off to the side where my tent is set up.

Dark Archive

-"1187 hunter-vasser"

"That's the hotel"

-"What?"

"Where I live"

-"Nice place?"

"Yeah sure I guess..."

"..is that part of the test?"

-"No, just warming you up - that's all"

-------------------------------------
(later)

-" Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother?"

"My mother?"

-"yeah"

"Let me tell you about my mother"

(BLAM)


Auxmaulous wrote:

-"1187 hunter-vasser"

"That's the hotel"

-"What?"

"Where I live"

-"Nice place?"

"Yeah sure I guess..."

"..is that part of the test?"

-"No, just warming you up - that's all"

-------------------------------------
(later)

-" Describe in single words, only the good things that come into your mind about... your mother?"

"My mother?"

-"yeah"

"Let me tell you about my mother"

(BLAM)

Robots do not have psychology(ies).

.


At risk of this ending in some sort of Yellodingo experiment I might later regret:

Tensor wrote:


1) What is your favorite animal and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

The dog.

A friendly, loyal companion that can also help you in a variety of tasks. Great to have around when raising kids as well.

Tensor wrote:
2) What is your favorite color and why (give two or three sentences only) ?

White.

Things painted white give a sense of spaciousness and calm. Also, white cars look less dirty.

Tensor wrote:
3) Imagine yourself sitting alone in a completely white room with no windows, describe this room in two or three sentences.

A comfortable room with a comfy sofa, very tall and dimly lit by a side lamp. No noise or distractions, so it's great place to sit and read.

Tensor wrote:
4) Imagine a waterfall, describe it in two or three sentences.

A relaxing experience to the eyes and ears, its sound soothing enough to make you sleepy while you watch the changing surface of clear water. The otherwise warm air is fresh with mist and quite invigorating.

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