do we get to overwhelmingly win?
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Steve Buscemi. The guy who wouldn't tip in Reservoir Dogs.Dude! Don't mess wit him. He's Mr. Shhh. Or Garland 'The Marietta Mangler' Greene. Or Ed Chilton. Or Mink. He dies but he just keeps getting back up. You better bring a lunch (and a roofie).
**edit: he's also Tony Blundetto, and Randall Boggs, or Carl Showalter (who got shot ....in THE FACE!), or...
But it's fight club. Everybody gadda fight.
Me fight fakey now.Whoever wins or loses, watching the two of you duke it out would feel like a victory to the community as a whole.
Will it involve baby oil though? :) :P
Stay on target here. This thread is about which historical people would you like wrestle in a vat of baby oil with Commodores music pumping in the club background.
which historical people would you like wrestle in a vat of baby oil with Commodores music pumping in the club background.
Hmmmm, toughy...
Marquis de Sade?
Aleister Crowley?
Possibly Joan of Arc -as played by Milla Jovovich... ;)
I'm a lover not a fighter!
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Did Ben win?
OOOhhhhh yeah he did.
If so, I'm almost sorry to hear it if only due to the arrogance of thinking himself so unbeatable. Even trained fighters get caught by lucky punches and hit the mat hard, fuzzily recalling only omelettes they have loved on the way down. You never know when it's your day to recall omelettes.
On the flip side, my sincere respect to Ben for the talent he's developed and his participation in the circuit.
I think he may have been joking. Anyway, it's COMPLETELY my fault for taking him up on the offer. Next time I rech a level divisible by 4, I REALLY need to raise my Wisdom score. Anyway, enough with THAT tangent.
I'm a lover not a fighter!
I've always loved to fight and fought to love, myself. (note the comma)
I'd hate to fight Milla in oil... how would even you catch someone so lithe? She'd confuse you with her self-authored 5th element glooboo dooboo jibberjabber then shimmy around behind and up you before chomping on your eyelids limberly from overhead.
Aleister Crowley would just sit there in the pool of oil and take the beating like a proper potato dumping in broth.
Marquis de Sade? I'd rather not even think about what could happen if one loses the upper hand to that fetishy kook.
I'd like to give Amanda Peet the pimp beatin' of her life. Yes. That's right. I said Amanda Peet. No, she's not a historical figure, but she's the first famous person that comes to mind. I can't stand her. Don't know why. And who said I can't fight a girl?
OK. Historical... Ghandi. Hells yes. It would be a challenge to really get him pissed off enough to start swinging. It'd be great. I'm sure he had all kinds of suppressed anger just waiting to get out. It would be a close one, but I think I'd take him.
OK. Historical... Ghandi. Hells yes. It would be a challenge to really get him pissed off enough to start swinging. It'd be great. I'm sure he had all kinds of suppressed anger just waiting to get out. It would be a close one, but I think I'd take him.
You forget about Ghandi's special attack: Colonic Dousing! I'd rather be ridiculed to death by ex girlfriends than drowned in enemy enema syrups.
I followed your Peet link and learned that she had a baby on Feb 20th and that she married the screenplay writer father a few months after conception. This is very similar to what's happening to her character on [i/]Studio 60.[/i] They seem to have written her own life story into her character.
It would be a challenge to really get him pissed off enough to start swinging. It'd be great. I'm sure he had all kinds of suppressed anger just waiting to get out. It would be a close one, but I think I'd take him.
You could start off by nipping and poking him repeatedly while making annoying noises like a small girl. My sister did this to me when we were young and it would grind on my nerves so much I would flip after ten minutes. She used to pull hair too but Ghandi had none... on his head at least.
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OK. Historical... Ghandi. Hells yes. It would be a challenge to really get him pissed off enough to start swinging. It'd be great. I'm sure he had all kinds of suppressed anger just waiting to get out. It would be a close one, but I think I'd take him.
I don't know man...there was that time they did Ghandi on Celebrity Deathmatch. The little dude went crazy and started to rip people to shreds.
OK. Historical... Ghandi. Hells yes. It would be a challenge to really get him pissed off enough to start swinging. It'd be great. I'm sure he had all kinds of suppressed anger just waiting to get out. It would be a close one, but I think I'd take him.You forget about Ghandi's special attack: Colonic Dousing! I'd rather be ridiculed to death by ex girlfriends than drowned in enemy enema syrups.
I followed your Peet link and learned that she had a baby on Feb 20th and that she married the screenplay writer father a few months after conception. This is very similar to what's happening to her character on [i/]Studio 60.[/i] They seem to have written her own life story into her character.
Reminds me of Tony Danza. He could only play characters named Tony because the directors were afraid he wouldn't know to respond to any other name.
Wasn't it Plato that first wrote about Atlantis? The original fantasy story. Now I'm so hooked, (I've read Wheel of Time 5 times now and waiting with baited breath for the final volume!) that I've put a lifetime into reading and gaming. That sucker need a good thumping...
Director of Narrative
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Wasn't it Plato that first wrote about Atlantis? The original fantasy story. Now I'm so hooked, (I've read Wheel of Time 5 times now and waiting with baited breath for the final volume!) that I've put a lifetime into reading and gaming. That sucker need a good thumping...
Five times? That's a hefty 60k+ pages...and counting. From the response to his work that I've heard from the others on this site ol' RJ would be up for one helluva boot party if you started that one. Good thing you were talking about Plato.
I wish UFC was around 15 years ago in the same way as today.
FH
It difinitly attracts better fighters now.
I don't know, Royce Gracie was a heck of a fighter...boring as hell to watch but extremely effective.
I don't know, Royce Gracie was a heck of a fighter...boring as hell to watch but extremely effective.
Extremely effective.
I'm pretty sure I could take Kevin Bacon. Stop sending me spam you watery-eyed has-been.
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Wasn't it Plato that first wrote about Atlantis? The original fantasy story. Now I'm so hooked, (I've read Wheel of Time 5 times now and waiting with baited breath for the final volume!) that I've put a lifetime into reading and gaming. That sucker need a good thumping...Five times? That's a hefty 60k+ pages...and counting. From the response to his work that I've heard from the others on this site ol' RJ would be up for one helluva boot party if you started that one. Good thing you were talking about Plato.
Ahh. Robert Jordan. Now there's an opponent. I'd beat him with his own hardcover editions. No one could withstand an assault with wuch weighty bludgeoning weapons.
And I'd scream the whole time, "Get to the point! Get to the point! Next time just write a novella!"
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Ahh. Robert Jordan. Now there's an opponent. I'd beat him with his own hardcover editions. No one could withstand an assault with wuch weighty bludgeoning weapons.And I'd scream the whole time, "Get to the point! Get to the point! Next time just write a novella!"
Frank Herbert deserves just the same treatment, for the same reasons.
Lorraine Williams. ;)
Jack Chick.
Jack Thompson.
James Blunt, for being the most annoying singer of all time.
Now thats a good one!
Ahh. Robert Jordan. Now there's an opponent. I'd beat him with his own hardcover editions. No one could withstand an assault with wuch weighty bludgeoning weapons.
And I'd scream the whole time, "Get to the point! Get to the point! Next time just write a novella!"
Wha-? Oh, the humanity! The man's dying and you want to give him a book pounding?! For shame, CH. For shame.
Hmmm. Seems I've already said I want to give Amanda Peet a pimp-beatin' and provoke a fight with Ghandi. ::Crack! That's the sound of the branch I was standing on::
Actually, I wouldn't mind fighting George Washington. Sure he was a trained by one of the most effective militarys of his time, and then turned around and whupped the crap out of them, but have you seen that hair? Fraggin pansy. I can take him.
Unlike apocryphal cherry tree incidents, Washington could crack a single walnut in his hand. Give me two walnuts and I can make butter out of them, but one? Just don't have it like that. :\
I don't know, Royce Gracie was a heck of a fighter...boring as hell to watch but extremely effective.
And the UFC fighter who looks the most like Adam Sandler.
The Backstreet Boys
Ricky Martin
Ashton Kutcher
All at the same time
Ima fight Nietzche.He would probably deny your existance.
That's when you send in Descartes!
James Blunt, for being the most annoying singer of all time.I could take James Blunt with my hands tied behind my back. And yeah, he's annoying.
Yeah, I would take him and John Mayer. And both of them could have spears, even.
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Yeah, I would take him and John Mayer. And both of them could have spears, even.James Blunt, for being the most annoying singer of all time.I could take James Blunt with my hands tied behind my back. And yeah, he's annoying.
They'd probably get all emotional and sensitive and upset, and you could take em while they were giving each other a pre-fight, "good luck, if I don't make it through this tell my girl friend I love her" hug.
When I heard James Blunt was a war veteran my universe nearly suffered an improbability implosion.
EDIT: The above two posts gave me an awesome mental image of James Blunt and John Mayer putting down their spears to tearfully hug, and a screaming James Keegan (I know what he looks like from his blog) picking up one of the spears and impaling them both like a shish kebab.
I wanna fight my avatar.I think you should switch back to the cow-centaur before making that challenge...
I took it back like 50 posts ago. Besides for Celestial Healer's sanity I have decided to stay a Intermezzoloth.
My Mezzoloth vs. Fake Healer's "Man in a skirt"
Winner gets Delaware