The SEVEN Word Game!!!!!

[Magikcat]

of the frying pan!" exclaimed their leader,

[Aberzombie]

"And don't forget fish hooks! Poor Bob

[Heathansson]

went to go get some fish hooks,

[Magikcat]

and y'all remember what happened to him!"

[Heathansson]

So the pogo-induced melee ensued with many

[Vattnisse]

inconvenient acrobatics, as the participants discovered that

[Heathansson]

pogo sticking on a ship is a

[Aberzombie]

recipe for lethal, yet humorous, disaster. The

[Vattnisse]

hillariously out-of-control hacking and slashing only ended

[Heathansson]

when a massive tidal wave rose up

[Magikcat]

and sang "How Dry I Am." Confused,

[Heathansson]

the sahuagins high-tailed it, because "dry" to

[Magikcat]

them, in Aquan, means "breaded and fried."

[Heathansson]

That left the pogo-stick-wielding madman of a Captain

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

Billy the Kidd, the infamous outlaw and

[Heathansson]

professional golfer, as well as used car

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

thief, semi truck driver, and pool cleaner

[Heathansson]

he was a cross between Burt Reynolds

[Magikcat]

and an ochre jelly. The good Captain

[Vattnisse]

qiuckly oozed towards the greasy pogo-legged scuzzball

[Heathansson]

to beat him down and take his

[Magikcat]

milk money. However, on his way to

[Vattnisse]

the pub, where he intended to spend

[Heathansson]

all his ill gotten gains on wine,

[Magikcat]

he ran into an old friend from

[Aberzombie]

Blackmoor, who suggested they ravage some villages

[Magikcat]

and trim hedges into wonderful topiary beholders.

[Aberzombie]

He grabbed his hedge trimmers and off

[Tegan]

off they went. Merrily singing a diddy

[Heathansson]

from Ritchie Blackmoors Rainbow, "Man on the

[Magikcat]

Edge of a Bleak Tomorrow with a

[Vattnisse]

stutter and a distinct lisp, they were

[Aberzombie]

off to see the wizard, the wonderful

[Cylerist]

Czar of the leaning gray tower of

[Lady Aurora]

Iverness, which is only leaning because the

[Aberzombie]

dwarves screwed up when digging the basement.

[Magikcat]

This Czar, Alphonze by name, was sleeping

[Heathansson]

at a 45 degree angle; his room

[Tegan]

being situated on the low side of

[Heathansson]

the tower, was filled with wet, dripping

[Magikcat]

pudding, for his decanter of endless jell-o

[Heathansson]

shots had a haste spell busted upon

[Aberzombie]

its bejeweled surface by none other than

[Celestial Healer]

the entire cast of "Charles in Charge"

[Aberzombie]

, including Nicole Eggert, whose career had sadly

[Celestial Healer]

deteriorated until she was forced to show

[Aberzombie]

something "extra" in a cheesy "art" film.

[Heathansson]

Scott Baio, on the other hand, was

[Magikcat]

once again in a Twinkie-and-Mountain-Dew induced coma,

[Lady Aurora]

which could only be resuscitated by retrieving