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Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

So Fakey and Heath, where did y'all's cute lit'o "rivalry" start. Could either of y'all remember what thread it started on, or was it just a general haranging that started this infamous poking?

I slightly recall around when it started to get really funny, but who knows, Heath seems to have been the reigning court jester of Paizoland - may not help out on rules questions, but you can always rely on him for a clever observation or joke. Perhaps it was rouge related.

Liberty's Edge

There is no rivalry. I am the master, and he is the apprentice.
(I have to be funnier; I think he'd definitely throttle me).

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Go to sleep already. You've got work in the morning.

The Exchange

I like to pick on people who I really like, but only in a joking manner. Usually these people have alot in common with myself. Sense of humor, a bit of self-deprecation, can take a joke, slightly abrasive personality, etc. Heathy is JUST LIKE ME!!!! Hee-hee. I doubt he would admit it but I know that if we lived near each other and gamed together we would be awesome friends and co-conspiritors, if I could just find a way to neutralize the wolf-breath. Yuck!

FH

The Exchange

Fake Healer wrote:

I doubt he would admit it but I know that if we lived near each other and gamed together we would be awesome friends and co-conspiritors.......

FH

Or oy'd hafta thump 'im wit me 'Ammer o' Doom!

FH(Too much apostrophe')'

Liberty's Edge

Hey, the dude two doors down from me is selling his house.
I live on Baskerville Drive; godshonest truth there.
Man, if you moved there, I'd never get any lawnwork done.

Liberty's Edge

What happened was I was looking around on this hyah Paizo site, and this dude fakey was always ragging on people for spelling rogue as rouge. At first, I was like, "are you serious? Take a valium." Then, I looked at it some more, and was like, "oh, he's a joker like me." Except only half as nuts in some ways...
So then I saw some new guy was all, "hi, let me introduce myself, bla-dee-daa" and fakey told this new guy that he (being the new guy, and not fakey) needs to change his avatar name; he had 10 posts before he was stuck with it.
So I tells the guy if he wants to fix this fakey guy's wagon but good, then he ought to change his avatar name to fake rouge, and that's how it all begun.


and they lived sarcastically ever after...

Tune in for the sequel "Heathansson vs. Sharoth" on Biography.

Liberty's Edge

Where is that no-account good-for-nothing-but-spell components dragon?


Heathansson wrote:
Where is that no-account good-for-nothing-but-spell components dragon?

Sharoth had dandruff once, I collected it and stored it a shoebox but I'm not sure it has any potential for arcane fuel. Still tinkering with it...


My, my, my! The were-possum is being a bit fiesty! ~WEG~ I have been transfered to another office within the Phone Company and I am a bit busier there. Also, your possum breath is a BIG turn off! As for the rest of you children, behave or I will Teleport us back home, right this instant!

P.S. - Plus, some RL crap and City of Heroes / Villians has been taking up my time.


Plus I have gone Rouge from the site.

Liberty's Edge

Nice copout. "I have to work...waaaaah."

The Exchange

Heathansson wrote:

Nice copout. "I have to work...waaaaah."

Work is for suckers! You need a motivated spouse to spawn with who wants you to stay home and watch the kids (Sugar Momma/Daddy, if you will.).

FH (Kaptain Kept Man)

Paizo Employee Director of Sales

As a member of the Paizo Publishing Customer Service Elite Strike Squadron, I feel it important for me to point out that there is absolutely no substance to the rumor that Fake Healer and Heathansson are in fact the same person using a so-called Sockpuppet.

No truth whatsoever.

None.

In fact, I don't even know how these rumors get started.

Thank you,
Cosmo

: )


Fake Healer wrote:

Work is for suckers! You need a motivated spouse to spawn with who wants you to stay home and watch the kids (Sugar Momma/Daddy, if you will.).

FH (Kaptain Kept Man)

Full time DMs of the world, unite!

--Fang (also Kept, but not a man)

Liberty's Edge

Cosmo wrote:

As a member of the Paizo Publishing Customer Service Elite Strike Squadron, I feel it important for me to point out that there is absolutely no substance to the rumor that Fake Healer and Heathansson are in fact the same person using a so-called Sockpuppet.

No truth whatsoever.

None.

In fact, I don't even know how these rumors get started.

Thank you,
Cosmo

: )

Oh, man. I'm Tyler Durden.


Fake Healer wrote:

I like to pick on people who I really like, but only in a joking manner. Usually these people have alot in common with myself. Sense of humor, a bit of self-deprecation, can take a joke, slightly abrasive personality, etc. Heathy is JUST LIKE ME!!!! Hee-hee. I doubt he would admit it but I know that if we lived near each other and gamed together we would be awesome friends and co-conspiritors, if I could just find a way to neutralize the wolf-breath. Yuck!

FH

heh minty milkbones?

Liberty's Edge

I call it my "mystic aura."


Heathansson wrote:

I call it my "mystic aura."

Don't listen to them, sir. You have an enchanting musk.

The Exchange

James Keegan wrote:
Heathansson wrote:

I call it my "mystic aura."

Don't listen to them, sir. You have an enchanting musk.

Enchanting musk, odiferous funk, whatever.

Liberty's Edge

I got George Clinton funk.
Nothin' but the Dog in me!!!


Heathansson wrote:

I got George Clinton funk.

Nothin' but the Dog in me!!!

Symptoms include:

1. Dip in the hip
2. Glide in the stride

Liberty's Edge

I couldn't vote for George Bush,
I couldn't vote for Bill Clinton,
So I voted for George Clinton.

Paizo Employee Director of Narrative

Imagine the Mothership on the White House lawn.

Scarab Sages

Bootsy Collins in '08! Bring the Funkaliciousexy back into the Oval Office!

Liberty's Edge

Gavgoyle wrote:
Bootsy Collins in '08! Bring the Funkaliciousexy back into the Oval Office!

Now, how does this relate to Erik Mona's secret project?

You know it does, too.

Scarab Sages

Heathansson wrote:
Gavgoyle wrote:
Bootsy Collins in '08! Bring the Funkaliciousexy back into the Oval Office!

Now, how does this relate to Erik Mona's secret project?

You know it does, too.

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EDIT: oh, well, the Magic 8-ball effect didn't work very well.

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