The Five Word Game!

[Heathansson]

do some synchronized diving in

[Patrick Curtin]

The Pottsylvanian Summer Olympics, which

[Aberzombie]

were held every year in

[Heathansson]

a headlock. Then, the wrestlers

[drunken_nomad]

overturned a burning Jeep Wrangler

[Patrick Curtin]

and danced the hurdy-gurdy

[drunken_nomad]

while dodging the city cops

[Heathansson]

and taunting eachother into steel

[Aberzombie]

coffins with very tiny wheels.

[Patrick Curtin]

and locking each other in

[Aberzombie]

cycles of endlessly poor and

[drunken_nomad]

downtrodden period piece British films

[Aberzombie]

starring some weird version of

[drunken_nomad]

Paul Reubens and David Bowie.

[Aberzombie]

A Pee Wee Herman imposter

[Heathansson]

named Wee Pee.....something, was

[Patrick Curtin]

arguing with Davy Jones, the

[Aberzombie]

singer for "The Monkeys", known

[drunken_nomad]

mostly through "The Brady Bunch",

[Aberzombie]

and a Scooby Doo cartoon.

[Heathansson]

Sonny and Cher, on Scooby,

[Hugo Solis]

is too late to join?

[Heathansson]

naah, you can join anytime. It's feestyle.

[Hugo Solis]

you posted too much heathy!

[Heathansson]

thought you was asking me.

[Hugo Solis]

I was, already into it

[Heathansson]

Cher told Sonny to go

[Patrick Curtin]

find a tree to hug

[drunken_nomad]

at 30 MPH. Awwwww, snap!

[Patrick Curtin]

but Cher was like that.

[Aberzombie]

Scooby Dum had finally shown

[drunken_nomad]

his haberdasher why his cousin

[Heathansson]

was known as Long Tall

[Aberzombie]

Scooby. "Permit me to elucidate,"

[drunken_nomad]

Dum said, "Forthwith, that rapscallion

[Heathansson]

did encapsulate his cranium within

[Aberzombie]

a mystical barrier composed of

[Patrick Curtin]

three popsicle sticks, a candle

[Hugo Solis]

a brass cup and a

[Patrick Curtin]

partridge in a pear tree

[Aberzombie]

that was fully laden with

[Heathansson]

wriggling electric green maggots that

[Hugo Solis]

shock you into a high

[Devin Swift]

dudgeon. Erdrick the Dragon Warrior

[Heathansson]

was trying to buy new

[Devin Swift]

Webkinz, because he was tired

[Heathansson]

and he wanted to get

[Hugo Solis]

to the dancing contest even

[Devin Swift]

hopping on one foot backward

[Heathansson]

though his knees hurt from