"unleash the hounds" for lack
of anything better to describe
the ferocious beasts that emerged
stately Wayne Manor and immediately
set about ravaging the city.
The city, dressed promiscuously, had
mere seconds to decide how
it looked before Gojiro showed
up with flowers and chocolates.
Gojiro was ready for some
night-long city friction (if you
one eyebrow, wink wink nudge).
any good Monty Python bits?
Today, we shall learn how
to properly care for parrots
and confuse cats. This cat
learn how to defend against
a laden swallow but actually
point head sticks were more
dear to his lumberjack heart.
Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition
or the Judean-People's-Front suicide squad.
What about point head sticks?
but bananas: bananas are deadly.
And coconuts make bad horses.
"Bring me...a shrubbery; not
enough Monty Python here yet
folks!" said Tim the Enchanter.
So, the fatbeards were murdered
dire swallows (African, not European)
and late (zombie) parrots, nailed
to the trapeze of flatulent
ogre acrobats in tutus and
strap-ons, awkwardly entering the church.
"The bells are getting louder!"
, moaned the hunchbacked high priest
, resplendent in his purple miniskirt
and knitted pickle-print yellow sweater
with teal wangs embroidered on
the collar, marking him as
of trumpets--Saint Wally. Too
many pantheons' trumpetry deities are
wishy-washy and dull, but not
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