olde goose drinking song from
"Golden Goose: The Musical" starring
Person, and Sidney Poitier as
of magic seeds which would
Baatezu Town, the gay district
where the scary Cher impersonators
do people's taxes for free
scalp massages by tentacled horrors
planar postal clerks, who occasionally
deliver male, I mean mail
to phychotic green slaadi who
were known phelatelists. This hobby
was detested by resident githyanki
These gith wore tapshoes of
the dyed hides of kobolds
, with heels of the purest
mithral and rhinestones patterns shaped
like Sesame Street characters. Elmo,
Grover, and smelly old Oscar
as well as Cookie Monster,
who was actually an aberration,
with the blue fuzzy template.
Bert, however, was a pseudonatural
Conehead bent on global domination.
And Ernie, the orange maniac
grasped his magical rubber ducky
and uttered a terrible incantation
, more specifically Sacred Heart. As
they entered the chalice of
the half dragon kobolds in
left they spotted a twisted
Around them circled hundreds of
squamous gibbous unmentionable cyclopean Lovecraftian
things! The horror! Sweet C'thulhu!
That shouldn't have an apostrophe!
Someone then shouted, "We're not
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