The Five Word Game!

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Incantrix Methuselah Bothamogg Crumplebottom XIII,

[Aberzombie]

thinking an impromptu jam session

[Magikcat]

was in order, called to

[Heathansson]

commemorate the great Brainsucker Wars

[Heathansson]

was there, as was Mister

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Twister, famed party game champion.

[Vattnisse]

A drum-pounding half-orc bardic ensemble

[Heathansson]

called "Gruumsh Stick" was opening

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act for the show, and

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weren't shy about stuffing their

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sticks in audience members' lower

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intestines. These orcish fellows also

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had a sweeter side; their

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spleens did sonic damage. Yup,

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that sonosplanchic onslaught is righteous.

[Aberzombie]

On a lighter note, however

[Vattnisse]

the mummified gnome heads adorning

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the 1/2 orcs' bongo drums

[Lady Aurora]

always brought smiles from the

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sick necromancers in the crowd.

[Lady Aurora]

By now the hydra was

[Heathansson]

dizzy in most of his

[Lady Aurora]

heads, though some resisted the

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urge to vomit, most couldn't

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choke back on the spew.

[Vattnisse]

"Ooooooh... TAKE COVER!!", yelled the

[drunken_nomad]

Gallagher fans in plastic raincoats

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with their little rubbers on

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their little hairy gnome feet.

[Heathansson]

"He's a goona bloo choonk!!!"

[Vattnisse]

With that, the Gallagherites became

[Lady Aurora]

highly agitated and armed themselves

[Heathansson]

with Penguin-style machinegun umbrellas and

[Lady Aurora]

razor sharp sledge-o-matics! Then they

[Heathansson]

all started chanting in Bulgarian

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(Bulgarian also does sonic damage)

[Heathansson]

as the 1/2 orcs' ears

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resounded with bloody `splode and

[Lady Aurora]

unidentifiable raucous sounds. "Enough of

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this tomfoolery," said Dr. Phil

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chewing on his turkey leg,

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"Ima shavin' dis dam moustache".

[Vattnisse]

With his amazing talent for

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stating the obvious to morons

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, Phil (or Felipe Rodriguez, as

[Vattnisse]

his mother called him before

[Heathansson]

she got the therapeutic punch

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and pie) decided not to

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obliviate further on pointless tangents

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because his head was hurting.