The Five Word Game!

[Lady Aurora]

tried to make it sourkraut

[Heathansson]

while Tabbykins the fiddle-playing kitty

[Vattnisse]

screamed in rage at the

[Heathansson]

wicked echidna who scissorlocked his

[Lady Aurora]

spiny little legs around the

[Heathansson]

Kitty's head, thus causing much

[Lady Aurora]

hairball expulsion and strange noises.

[Heathansson]

The kitty put away fiddle

[Vattnisse]

and drew bastard sword. "Now,

[Tegan]

pray for mercy from Puss

[Vattnisse]

Iiiinnnn Booooooots! *reverb* Fear my

[Lady Aurora]

keen blade and sharp wit

[Heathansson]

mreeow! I will dice thee,

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

thou vile and villainous villain!

[Heathansson]

The wicked echidna summoned marsupial

[Richard Pett]

looked as a purple roper

[Heathansson]

with cowboy boots on his

[Richard Pett]

fiendish basilisk steed, looked through

[Heathansson]

his unoculars at a coyote

[Richard Pett]

"well that's something you don't...

[Heathansson]

see every day- coyote wearing

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

a fur coat! And it's

[Heathansson]

summer fer cryin' out loud!!!"

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

YO HO, YO HO, A

[Heathansson]

bottle a Brass Monkey! And

[The Eldritch Mr. Shiny]

thet's one funky monkey, funky!

[Heathansson]

The roper rode of into

[Vattnisse]

the sunset with its furry

[Aberzombie]

campanion and its loyal sidekick.

[Lady Aurora]

At least that's the story

[Heathansson]

they want you to believe.

[Vattnisse]

The truth, however, is that

[Heathansson]

they snuck back into town

[Lady Aurora]

under cover of darkness and

[Vattnisse]

stole all of the town's

[Heathansson]

western apparel, for the Roper

[Vattnisse]

was a fiend for fashionable

[Gumball]

Amerikaanse broek van het cowboyleer

[Tegan]

and cheese in a can

[Heathansson]

for tasty viddles, indeed. When

[Vattnisse]

ropers feast on canned cheese,

[Heathansson]

have your gasmasks in good

[Vattnisse]

condition, as this triggers their

[Aberzombie]

version of Otto's Irresistable Flatulence

[office_ninja]

and Bigby's Wrathful Discharge, empowered.

[Tegan]

And with the combo of

[Lady Aurora]

such powerful weaponry, no one

[Vattnisse]

is safe, not even the

[Lady Aurora]

arrogant drow who consider themselves

[office_ninja]

"too black ta kill, suckah".