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[Aberzombie]

Lizerd....rat...with thet boah, its purty much thuh same thang.

[Trey]

He et th'cat couple pages ago. We tol lil Cindy it run off.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Trey wrote:

He et th'cat couple pages ago. We tol lil Cindy it run off.

*Munch munch munch*

This rat is tasting good!

[Callous Jack]

Trey wrote:

He et th'cat couple pages ago. We tol lil Cindy it run off.

I herd thuh cat had rabies...

[Kobold Catgirl]

Callous Jack wrote:

Trey wrote:

He et th'cat couple pages ago. We tol lil Cindy it run off.

I herd thuh cat had rabies...

*Foams at mouth*

[Aberzombie]

Ain't this uh fine howdy do. Ah wuz think muh day wuz lookin kinda down, but if'n we got ta shoot thet lizerd boah on account uh him havin rabies....well, thet'd jes about make muh day.

[Heathansson]

Lizzerts cain't git rabbize.
Uh raid ubaldit inner Kazar comic book.

Shanna th' She-Devil......woooo haw.

[Trey]

Aber's bin fixin tuh shoot sumthin fer days. I was affeered it were gonna be me. Sorry lizard, you wuz kinda funny an whatnot, but I gots to look out fer the owl poplation.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Trey wrote:

Aber's bin fixin tuh shoot sumthin fer days. I was affeered it were gonna be me. Sorry lizard, you wuz kinda funny an whatnot, but I gots to look out fer the owl poplation.

No worry, you still get to be shot.

*Casts protection from random hurled/shot missiles*

[Aberzombie]

Ah ain't wuz never gonna shoot uh raht nice feller lahk yerself Trey. Thet Kobold feller...whell, some folks jes need shootin.

[Callous Jack]

Trey wrote:

Aber's bin fixin tuh shoot sumthin fer days. I was affeered it were gonna be me. Sorry lizard, you wuz kinda funny an whatnot, but I gots to look out fer the owl poplation.

Are u wun of them Spotted Nawthern Owls?

[Trey]

Ah got me on sum gummint list so's ef lizerd eats me, he gone be fillin out papers fer the rest of his days. Ah calls et mah in-surance. I done heard lizards hate fillin out papers.

Psst, and don't go callin me northern round hyar. They might ought run me out on a rail fer thet.

[Aberzombie]

Trey wrote:

I done heard lizards hate fillin out papers.

Ah'm purty dang shur thet Lizerd Boah don't whut knowed how ta raht, so's ah ain't thinkin he kin fill out no papers.

[Callous Jack]

Trey wrote:

Psst, and don't go callin me northern round hyar. They might ought run me out on a rail fer thet.

So you is a yankee owl?

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Aberzombie wrote:

Trey wrote:

I done heard lizards hate fillin out papers.

Ah'm purty dang shur thet Lizerd Boah don't whut knowed how ta raht, so's ah ain't thinkin he kin fill out no papers.

Spoiler:

But I can do Explosive Runes pretty damn well.

[Callous Jack]

Lightin' a Post-it note on fire with uh lighter don't count none.

[Heathansson]

Hay thanks thet them paper caps fer uh cap gun is explotiv runs.

[Heathansson]

Uh meyint explodive.

This hyar thang nidsa spill chikker.

[Trey]

Heathansson wrote:

Hay thanks thet them paper caps fer uh cap gun is explotiv runs.

Ah luv thim. Don't even need no cap gun. Jest a coupla rocks er toss em en the far er sumthin.

[Aberzombie]

Ah'm startin ta think thet lizerd boah is "speshul" if'n ya knowed whut ah mean.

[Cosmo]

Mmmmhmmm...

[Heathansson]

Cosmo wrote:

Mmmmhmmm...

Slangblade? Zet choo?

[Aberzombie]

Izzat Billy-Bob?

[Cosmo]

Some people call it uh sling blade... I call it uh Kaiser blade, mmmhmmm...

[Callous Jack]

Aberzombie wrote:

Izzat Billy-Bob?

Naw, is just that feller from Dukes ah Hazzard.

[Aberzombie]

Callous Jack wrote:

Naw, is just that feller from Dukes ah Hazzard.

Whut, ya mean Cooter? Or Boss Hog?

[Trey]

Denver Pyle wuz a mity fine acter, yes, he wuz.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Callous Jack]

Aberzombie wrote:

Callous Jack wrote:

Naw, is just that feller from Dukes ah Hazzard.

Whut, ya mean Cooter? Or Boss Hog?

Sheriff Rosco P. Coltrane.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Aberzombie wrote:

Ah'm startin ta think thet lizerd boah is "speshul" if'n ya knowed whut ah mean.

I is starting to thinking that I is cast Fireball at Aberzombie!

[Aberzombie]

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

I is starting to thinking that I is cast Fireball at Aberzombie!

Yeah, shur. Ah'm kwakin in muh boots.

[Heathansson]

ayyup.

[Heathansson]

ayyyyup.

[Kobold Catgirl]

ayyyyyup.

[Heathansson]

wut.

[Kobold Catgirl]

ayup. ayup. ayup. ayup. ayup. ayup.

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[Heathansson]

ah don dew spallers lizit bo.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Heathansson wrote:

ah don dew spallers lizit bo.

(I is no understand word he is saying)

[Heathansson]

Thet's kus I ainuh tawkin nunna yow Cobol jibbidy jabbuh.

[Trey]

Daing.

Woked up with a haingover, an thet with not even tetchin a drop last night.

Gettin old ain't much fun sumtimes.

[Kobold Catgirl]

Heathansson wrote:

Thet's kus I ainuh tawkin nunna yow Cobol jibbidy jabbuh.

Darns it, I is not know Comprehend Languages!

[Callous Jack]

Ain't them rabies kilt you yet?

[Kobold Catgirl]

Callous Jack wrote:

Ain't them rabies kilt you yet?

No, I is have remove disease!

[Aberzombie]

Ah ain't nevuh gonna unnerstand whut's wrong with thet lizerd boah.

[Trey]

Cain't fault his constitooshun none, though. T'othr day, he war fiddlin with sumthin, must of blowed hisself up five, six times. Jest got back up, shook hiz haid, and got raht back tuit.

[Aberzombie]

Problee cuz he ain't got enuff brains whut fer them exploshuns ta be rattlin round.

[Aberzombie]

Ah reckon so.

[Aberzombie]

Ayup.

[Aberzombie]

Mebbe not.