fools shouldn't cook
Because antelope can
use deadly force
to hurl the
slippers of domination
when threatened by
a sleepy aboleth
and his latex
and fishnet wearing
thong-toting grandmother.
"Put on some
an' do dat
contracted cackle fever
and his left
foot started humming
to the tune
Iron Maiden's, "Trooper"!
Fearing his foot
Meanwhile, fifteen feytouched
filchers from Furyondy
filched figs from
Gilda's grumpy grandpa
huge hairy haversack.
Obscurred the sword
from the guards
That weren't so
sober, allowing many
and a Shadowdemon
ungodly trio of
giant commie cockroaches
with red fuzzy
dice dangling from
their pierced bellybuttons.
Tharizdun always was
afraid of dice
especially when they
like a certain
avatar of Paizo.
floated around Tharizdun