sweaty, glistening dome.
gave way to
anger towards royalty
specifically warlocks disguised
as foppish queens
throwing tarts and
"Oh, you're so
goth necromancer you!
"When will you
stop with the
needless flattery?" asked
awakened and augmented
his left buttock
to deflect all
unsuitable barrels of
eating strange fibrous
One slaphappy monkey
was tipsy, so
he strapped a
vorpal chicken leg
on his buttock,
causing him much
embarassment when he
A hush fell
bartender called out
"KFC. KFC! K-u-n-tucky
F-r-ied Ch-i-mera!! Get
...muey infuego chick...
on a stick!
floated an airbiscuit
towards foppish fools
cooking the chimera
"Garcon! This meal
tastes like chicken
and looks like
a gaggle of