Sheriff Belor Hemolock

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Acquisitives

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well, i'm here to say that during the recent concert of Strawberry Shortcake (SFS 1-14),

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i found more evidence of a conspiracy and it goes to the highest levels of the Starfinder Society as well! i tried to bring some of the other Starfinders to their senses, but they weren't buying it - they had already been brainwashed by Strawberry Shortcake. never-the-less, i am convinced that this is all a mass conspiracy - Strawberry Shortcake members have never been seen in real life, only their avatars are visible "on stage" during concerts and for interviews. for all we know, they could all be rabid skittermanders! in the end, i was forced to help their cause in order to save innocent lives. i tried to fight back, denouncing Strawberry Shortcake and instead raving about the genius of Abysshead, but my microphone was shut off and sound dampeners prevented even my vocal modulated voice from reaching the crowd. i will continue our efforts to bring the evil brainwashing of Strawberry Shortcake to life!!


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So, solarians sound like Jedi, with the Cycle being like the Force, except that solarians don't need a lightsaber -- they ARE the lightsaber...