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How did it not occur to me when we were discussing zombie pirates that I have a zombie pirate alias from way back in the day?

Also, use the liquor to wash out zombie bites, so you won't get infected. That works, right?

... sure ...

ARRRRRRRR braaaaaaaaaaains....

I be two memes in one, matey.

Arrrrrrr... Brains....

ARRRRRRRRRRRBRRRRRAAAAAAIIIIIINNNNNNNSSSSS!!!

Today's sole RSS new post notification took me to a post from Saturday on page 1280. Man, we talk a lot about nothing.

I'm two memes at once!

I'm two memes at once!

Avast ye, braaaaaains.

Duck! wrote:

Quack!

[duck]Sowing dissension is counter-productive. Please return to your original time.[/duck]

YAAR, what if I wish to give up me Piratin' ways and become a carpenter? Would I then be allowed to produce counters?

*eats brain*

moves through the shadows like a swift breeze

*ransacks Ninzombie's village*

You can do that now.

Pirate is just a fighter and ninja is just a rogue.

*makes Heathansson walk the plank*

Let's see your fighter do that!

We should make it walk the plank!

Resident FAWTL V

Voting for this if only to show my love for killing zombies with weapons that are far, far superior to the task.

Hater.

Wait until AZ reads this.

Some aliases combine things that should never be combined.

*Opens an island clothing store in the thread.*

*plunders Yaga's store, then eats his brain*

Ah. A new thread, ripe for plunder.

Paul Watson wrote:

Zombie pirates. Zombie ninjas suffer from the same conservation of ninjitsu problem that bedevils the living, compounded by the tendency of zombies to form hordes, thus increasing the dilution of ninjitsu.

Oh sure! Just lump us all into the same category! You know, I was a person once! An individual! Just because some zombies like to horde, doesn't mean I do. I gotta be me!!!

He has a point, you know. We can never have too many zombie pirates.

Zombie Ninjas

*impales ArchLich on a rapier and feeds his phylactery to a croc*

You guessed wrong.

Zombie Pirate wrote:

Aberzombie wrote:

Zombie Pirate wrote:

Bill Lumberg wrote:

Stop messing around and answer the questions. There is far too much frivolity on these boards.

Zombie pirates are only a threat on the water and the shoreline. Zombie ninjas can be anywhere. Therefore, zombie ninjas are more more fearful.

Sometimes it seems like I am the only adult here.

That's just what we want people to think.

*makes Bill Lumberg walk the plank*

Give him the Black Spot!!!

*draws a Black Spot on an old Starbucks receipt with a Sharpie*

He's gonna get it now...

You realize that this is a case of a zombie pirate cooperating with a zombie ninja. Won't this bring about some appocalypse upon zombiedom?

I think the real answer to the question is:

What the patheric humans most have to fear is zombie pirates and zombie ninjas working together.

Be afraid.

Be very afraid.

Bill Lumberg wrote:

Zombie pirates are only a threat on the water and the shoreline.

I wouldn't be so sure about that

Y'see that? FLYING.

Your pitiful beaches are no barrier for these pirates.

** spoiler omitted **

For one of the living, you are very astute.

You will be the last to die.

Zombie Pirate wrote:

Bill Lumberg wrote:

Stop messing around and answer the questions. There is far too much frivolity on these boards.

Zombie pirates are only a threat on the water and the shoreline. Zombie ninjas can be anywhere. Therefore, zombie ninjas are more more fearful.

Sometimes it seems like I am the only adult here.

That's just what we want people to think.

*makes Bill Lumberg walk the plank*

Give him the Black Spot!!!

*draws a Black Spot on an old Starbucks receipt with a Sharpie*

He's gonna get it now...

Stop messing around and answer the questions. There is far too much frivolity on these boards.

Zombie pirates are only a threat on the water and the shoreline. Zombie ninjas can be anywhere. Therefore, zombie ninjas are more more fearful.

Sometimes it seems like I am the only adult here.

That's just what we want people to think.

*makes Bill Lumberg walk the plank*