Wo, wo, wo, wo, Randy-Randy-Randy-dingy-bop-bop!
Wo, wo, wo, wo, Randy-Randy-Randy-dingy-bop-bop!
Objective Aunt Jemima, goddess of gold!
Pudgy-faced collectivists, she berates and scolds!
Queen of the railroads, hungry for spanks,
Objective Aunt Jemima, save a bit for Hank!
Monetarist Mikados, out in Colorado
Blow away the Looters like a force 15 tornahdo,
Hurray for wealth disparity and bollox to your charity,
Impress me! (Impress me, Aunt Jemima)
Impress me! (Impress me, Aunt Jemima)