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26 posts. Alias of Tin Foil Yamakah.


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Lord Fyre wrote:
Mentions my Homebrew rules on the original subject.

Claims those rules are Badwrongfun, they break verisimilitude and balance..

Yells what a horrible DM you must be and vows to never play at your table and if he sees you at his will have rocks fall on your character


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Rolls dice behind screen

Oh boy, looks like the rocks fell on you Dan


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Well you wouldn't get away with that at my table...


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Flagging for being in the wrong section, this clearly belongs in the rules forum


Aniuś the Talewise wrote:
i tend to shower somewhere between daily and every other day

When i'm at a con man, I go 4 days no shower all gaming


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What's this...a positive comment regarding paizo. Heresy I say


You know If we get 5 more posts we can qualify for KC's grand collection of C/M disparity threads


Hi, I am the DM in question...


Do you see Ravens in the open spot?


Screams from the highest mountain NO WAY WILL I ALLOW YOUR CHOCOLATE IN MY PEANUT BUTTER


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Least Spawn of Yog-Sothoth wrote:
Makes vague threats to human civilization and a reference to the use of humus in an impending apocalypse.

Bolds a word and says "Fixed that for ya" when in fact he has fixed nothing


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Not if it is a paladin who worships asmodeus


But but But butt Butt but but but but

What If What If What if What if

Why Why Why Why Why Why


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Tries to shame poster with politically correct mumbo jumbo in an effort to paint himself as an educated progressive person.


All you holier than thou players listen up, you know you want to win the game i.e you want to complete the campaign/AP without dying and slaughtering every obstacle in your path.


After seeing a plethora of threads involving what I consider rules minutia. I'm looking at you "scry and fry", "ice tomb hex", sno-cone wish machine". It got me thinking, do you need an "official" response or can you make a decision yourself.

But, but what about new players, how will they manage to run a game if one of these ultra-rare situations happens and what will they do if they go to another table and the rules are different.

I don't know play whatever is fun at your particular table and When you go to a table with different rules, make your desicion about whether that game is for you.


Yeah, because I need a dev to clarify every single piece of minutia


Well naw looks like y'all can be the nekkidmancer


Well naw y'all can be the fahtah


Well awraht, Yew can be the preacha


Not according to my ruling


Just when you thought you've seen every topic this beauty comes along


I rule that you lose


Claims that you will have a religious experience playing the right way at my table


Claims that he has been gaming since 1972 and that gygax stole his ideas


Hey any of ya'll wanna play this here newfangled game I got at the flea markit, it's called dunjins and dragginz