Male Human Fighter 1
If I'm not mistaken this makes level 2 for little old Yoren. Something I've never done before in PFS, or pathfinder at all. I allocated his stats with the idea I would pick up some combat maneuvers, but now I see the difference a single stat point can make and think maybe I should just focus on smashing. Food for thought.
Male Human Fighter 1
"Hey that's good thinking Boom... whoa, what the heck are these things? Not goblins anyway. That's good i guess. Had my fill of them. Yoren pulls out his sword and takes a swing, taking a 5 foot step if needed to make himself as prominent a target as possible to the flying creatures. Attack: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5 But as so often is the case his attempt at heroics come to nothing, surprise and cramped conditions lead to a pitiful swing. "I miss the goblins."
Male Human Fighter 1
"Begging your pardon ma'am, on any other day we'd not think to try and rush the proper process but we've been entrusted with a task. The contents of this pouch need to be in front of your ambassador as soon as possible, it's time sensitive information you see. To turn back now would be to fail in our mission, so if need be we'll have to stay here all night. That's why we persuaded this dedicated young lady to summon you, we need someone with the authority to put us in touch with the ambassador as fast as can be. We know you don't have time for errands, so we're not asking you to go find him or anything. But you could let us into the waiting room and there we'll stay as long as it takes, quiet as so many mice."
Male Human Fighter 1
Yoren shrugs in response to Zondras' comments. My friend I doubt anyone could make a worse spy than myself. Maybe we can make contest out of who can bungle this mission the the worst? I mean the worst we could do is get an important pathfinder killed and ruin relations between Cheliax and Absolam. On second thought, that sounds pretty bad. Let's not do that. At any rate there don't seem to be any goblins or sewers involved, so I'm all for it.
Male Human Fighter 1
Yoren looks at his arm in dismay. "Ye gods it never ends! I'm not suffering this one moment longer than necessary. I'll find a cleric of one of the friendlier gods around here and see what a stack of gold achieves!" Yoren will spend the 150 gold to cure the disease and hopefully be done with it.
Male Human Fighter 1
Yoren ignores the simpering goblins entirely. "Good shot Zondras! I'll admit, she was as tough as she was ugly." Yoren looks around a bit. "Do we have anything left to learn here? I don't want to touch anything. I'm tempted to go find that sniveling Versevosh and haul him off to the guards for lying to us, but it's been a long day."
Male Human Fighter 1
Nius moves forward to within 30 feet of Inlokar and uses his stormburst attack. Ranged Touch Attack: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9
"Telurion! You look awfully alone up there! Yoren will move into melee, if possible he will skirt around the mess on the floor. If not Reflex Save: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (7) + 2 = 9 Attack Inlokar: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (9) + 4 = 13
Hmm, pretty much failed at everything!
Male Human Fighter 1
"We're not sending anyone forward, you can hear just fine where you are. Your flunkies can run off to forge new, no doubt law abiding, lives. In fact I recommend they do that now. You lay down your weapons and surrender yourself and you can keep your head. To make it clear, you put weapons down, hands on your head and walk slowly forward. Goblins cast down your weapons and flee now! Otherwise, somebody dies here, do you goblins honestly think it won't be you?"
Male Human Fighter 1
"My friend has had an awfully hard day so he's a little brusque but I'm going to have to agree with everything he said. And my mother is a saint! By the way nice place you've got here, the layer offal really complements your looks and charm. If it's not clear, I'm saying you're ugly and this place stinks. Frankly, I"m willing to kill you simply over what might have happened to the dogs that were here, but I'll accept a surrender, reluctantly."
Male Human Fighter 1
"Well you're a grumpy little fellow, but I can forgive that given the promptness of your replies. Never the less we had best not leaves you with the means to stab us in the back." Yoren searches the goblin for anything interesting or dangerous. Any run of the mill weapons or anything that might be spell components on the found on the goblin or his expired friends he pitches into the water. "Well friends, shall we go meet the little lady?" Yoren prepares to follow the hallway north.
Male Human Fighter 1
Presuming we can render the goblin stable and conscious, perhaps with Nius' assistanc. "Alright little fellow, you gave it a good run but it's over now and it'd be best for you if you answered some questions promptly and truthfully. Let's start with what's your name? Who do you take orders from? Where are they? And what's down that hallway?" Just a reminder, much as I hate to bring it up, Yoren also failed a disease save a while back.
Male Human Fighter 1
Everyone's gone crazy! Yoren watches his companions behavior with bemusement. "Cripes what's wrong with you fellows? It's just some goblin trick!" I believe you may have gotten mine and Telurion's icons switched, by my reckoning I should be at the end of the bridge in front of a dead goblin. Yoren takes a step forward and slashes at the remaining goblin, not wanting him to have the chance to cast another spell. Greatsword: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (1) + 4 = 5 Unfortunately he was more rattled by his brush with the goblin's magic than he let on, leading to an embarrassingly bungled swipe with his blade.
Male Human Fighter 1
"Was that some sort of goblin joke? I don't get it." Moving slowly to avoid the caltrops Yoren advances across the bridge and swings at the goblin immediately in front of the leader. Greatsword: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (20) + 4 = 24 Crit Confirm: 1d20 + 4 ⇒ (10) + 4 = 14
Damage: 2d4 + 4 ⇒ (1, 4) + 4 = 9
Male Human Fighter 1
Those ledges look tough for a fighter in armor to surmount so Yoren decides to give his bow another try. He fires at the goblin next to the leader, hoping the flames will put an end to the leader soon. shortbow: 1d20 + 3 ⇒ (1) + 3 = 4 Blast, will I never get the hang of these things? But he misses in the wort way possible!
Male Human Fighter 1
I've been wondering if it might make sense for me to rebuild this character given our melee heavy composition. If Nius remains AFK we might benefit more from some divine support than from a fighter, or I could go with a ranger switch-hitter type to add some skills and ranged options to the mix.
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