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And it was puce. The colour makes the stapler. Yeaaaaah, we lost the newest New Doug to the printer toner grue... so I'm gonna have to ask you to come in to work this morning. {hangs up before waiting for an answer}
If they're busy saving the galaxy, can they even have a life? Work/life balance is tough. New anti-paladin archetype: HR Manager.
So after a little searching at first they did blame the victim but apologized for it at a later time. So there is that at least. "Yeah, so, umm... the same thinking that thought violently removing a non-violent, non-threatening passenger from his paid-for seat was a good idea... well, it also thought trying to attack his character in the media to justify our violent assault was also a good idea. That worked out even worse for us, especially seeing how transparent and incompetent we were about it. So... we'd like to apologize in effort to stop us from losing more clients and our stock price from further falling. At least until I've arranged my own multi-million dollar golden parachute out of here."
You're not my frog supervisor!!!! {wanders up} Bonjour Cherlene, ce qui se passe? Ummm, je suis gonna need vous to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if vous could be here around neuf that would be great, mmm-kay... oh oh! and je almost forgot ahh, je suis also gonna need vous to go ahead and come in on Dimanche too, 'kay. Nous ahh lost certaines personnes this week and ah, nous sorta need to play catch up.
So tired. Such a long work day. {leans on cubical wall} Hello Maniac, whats happening? Ummm, I'm gonna need you to go ahead come in tomorrow. So if you could be here around 9 that would be great, mmmk... oh oh! and I almost forgot ahh, I'm also gonna need you to go ahead and come in on Sunday too, kay. We ahh lost some people this week and ah, we sorta need to play catch up. |
