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In Soviet Union, teachers throw YOU at ERASERS!

In Russia, town incorporates you!

NobodysHome wrote:

Well, I was trying to make a joke, but apparently some people have never watched Beavis and Butt-Head:

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Twitter's subscription service, Twitter Blue, has been renamed @XBlue on the site... Verified users can now allow Blue subscribers to download their videos for offline viewing.

"Hey, NobodysHome! What are you doing?"

"Downloading XBlue videos for offline viewing."
"...eew!..."

Hellohello, HR? HR?!

In Elon Musk companies, HR is called XR! And they harass you!

My browser's spellcheck suggests Roku's basilisk is a real thing, but I have no idea what that would entail.

In dystopian cyberfuture, TV service streams you!

In real life, you need knowledge to get ahead. In Pathfinder, you need a head to get knowledge!

Goodnight everybody!

All this talk reminds me of story from Old Country.

There was man. Big hairy man who turn into wolf a few nights a month. Only he wasn't arrested for that. He was arrested for indecent exposure after many times he drop his pants and wave his buttocks at locals.

You see, in Soviet Russia, werewolf full moons you!