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11 posts. Alias of Quiche Lisp.


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Lantern Lodge

Yeah. "All good things..." and all that jazz...

[*hands a handful of neo-yen to Nasty Orc*]

For a job well done, friend, if not well understood.

[*inhales his cigarette smoke deeply, then releases it, as well as all the invisible tension built during the last minutes*]

I must go now. An appointment...

[*hops in an armored hovercraft which seemingly materialized out of thin air ; the hovercraft glides away, disappearing in the belly of the urban sprawl*]

Lantern Lodge

[*shakes his head*]

Too personal... can't say I'm confortable with that.

Serpent: you've got no feet... are you sure you want to dance ?

[*smiles politely and disquietingly*]

Sometimes, losing is the better course. Of course, I'm not speaking about me.

Lantern Lodge

Seriously, M. Serpent...

You botched the contract. That's what you did... It happens to the best of us.

[*passes his hand in his jet-black air*]. Though not to all of us.

[*marks a pause and straightens his collar against the bitter cold wind*]

If I were you, I'd cut my losses.

[*fetches a pack of cigarettes from his poly-morf jacket*]

And the only one who's left still standing...

[*lights a Chinese contraband cigarette*]

Lantern Lodge

Yeah. He thought he was a gnome overlord. Then he happened to read that orientalish AP, with genies and stuff, and he discovered he was a low-level hack of an halfling.

Poor guy...

[clears his throat]
Ha-hum.

The next poster likes to drink wine.

Lantern Lodge

[watches the black bird from a superior vintage point in his Zhanzen Mark VI red helicopter with his Wang Bin nite-light binoculars, as the bird alights on his animatronic puppet, far below]

[shakes his head]

"Vicious Chicken. Of Bristol..."

[watches the dragon making his approach of the animatronic on red wings of destruction]

[to the pilot]""Take us out of there, Beckett. There's nothing left for us here."

[muses while the helicopter swiflty takes him away from all the commotion]

I should thank Frau Sissyl next time I see her, for the puppet thing.

[shivers a bit from the cold... unless it's the reminiscing of the Matt Damon Atrocity, as he's secretly dubbed the demonic creation of Frau Sissyl]

Lantern Lodge

[was not in the cab. Was clever misdirection. Watches from a good vantage point while the airport burns]

[shakes his head]

"Dragons..."

Lantern Lodge

[without waiting for an answer, discard his burned-out cig, calls a cab and has himself driven to an airport]

Lantern Lodge

[lights a cigarette, draws a long puff out of it. Rearranges his lustrous black hair]

"And what have you come here for, mister Tennant ?"

Lantern Lodge

"Soooo" says the thin impeccably dressed chinese young man while lighting his cigarette and drawing a blue puff from it "what's this thread about exactly ?"

Lantern Lodge

Xu Hanzhin enjoyed his pizza as well, especially the caviar part: it reminded him of past missions in Moscow.

Lantern Lodge

"So, Yaun Mau" said with a quiet smile the thin chinese young man impeccably dressed with blond-dyed hair "your father was a Han, but your mother was of european descent, correct ?"

Full Name

Velos Alzerand

Race

Elf

Classes/Levels

sorcerer 2

Gender

male

Size

medium

Age

120

Alignment

CN

Deity

none

Location

Absolom

Languages

common, elven, draconic

Occupation

treasure hunter

Strength 13
Dexterity 12
Constitution 15
Intelligence 14
Wisdom 16
Charisma 18

About Velos

Leaving his home at the age of 100 after having almost frozen half during a battle with an orc tribe. Knowing he had always wanted to understand his connection with the cold and ice Velos set out with his backpack, what little he owned, a small pouch of silver and his personally made sword. In the times Velos isn't looking for lost artifacts and tomes and treasure, he's almost always got his nose in a book researching dragons and other mysterious historical myths and legends. Velos stands at 6'3'' with pale skin with frosted blue hair, eyes of dark green wearing a blue shirt with a white dragon on it that is only seen when he's not wearing his natural colored cloak akin to the style of his people.