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Orthos wrote:
Kirth Gersen wrote:

You know, for kids to be born, their parents probably had sex at that point. That's a direct link between children and adult sexual activity, and I intend to prosecute under it, to the full extent of the law. ALL PARENTS GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL. DO NOT PASS "GO." DO NOT COLLECT $200.

We are all criminals, just waiting for a jury to convict us.

I'm not married and am of a "no premarital sex" morality, so I swear off ever marrying and I'm clear?

Your lack of activity may actually encourage others to engage in early sexual behavior, because they "don't wanna be like the prude-dude."

Conversely, your single status Joe Cool coolness may actually discourage others from engaging in a healthy, adult relationship, which otherwise would naturally result in a "good Christian, American marriage." In this way, your life encourages promiscuity and early sexual behavior in minors.

We'll hold the cell door open for you...

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It's only recognizable if you are familiar with the bag. Otherwise, there is not enough of the trademark name, symbol and associated font to definitively be a Crown Royal bag. To the uninitiated, it's a gaudy purple bag with the word 'Royal' embroidered in gold thread, Palace font; nothing more.