|Wolfram & Hart|
Kirth Gersen wrote:I'm not married and am of a "no premarital sex" morality, so I swear off ever marrying and I'm clear?
You know, for kids to be born, their parents probably had sex at that point. That's a direct link between children and adult sexual activity, and I intend to prosecute under it, to the full extent of the law. ALL PARENTS GO DIRECTLY TO JAIL. DO NOT PASS "GO." DO NOT COLLECT $200.
We are all criminals, just waiting for a jury to convict us.
Your lack of activity may actually encourage others to engage in early sexual behavior, because they "don't wanna be like the prude-dude."
Conversely, your single status Joe Cool coolness may actually discourage others from engaging in a healthy, adult relationship, which otherwise would naturally result in a "good Christian, American marriage." In this way, your life encourages promiscuity and early sexual behavior in minors.
We'll hold the cell door open for you...