Wile E Coyote, Super Genius's page

NobodysHome wrote:

How much of a genius is Mephisto?

When he and Morrigan are outside, I open the back door and close the sliding screen door because neither Lenore nor Nefret are significant escape risks. When he wants to come in, he comes and stands at the sliding screen door until I let him in. Once he's in, we close the back door and move the sliding screen door out of the way because he'd go through it like so much tissue paper.

So now when he wants to go out he dutifully goes over and stands at the sliding screen door, which now leads to a wall. I pick him up and put him at the door. He can see through the window to the outside. I start putting on his harness. He determinedly goes back to stand at the sliding screen door.

Because in his brain, standing at THAT door gets him in and out, no matter the circumstances.

He is a delightfully determined young dimwit.

Thats a weird way to spell Super Genius

How dare.

BigNorseWolf wrote:

TriOmegaZero wrote:

Cyzzane has defended her dissertation. One more semester and an intership, then she will be a real doctor.

Like, allowed to cut up people, allowed to cut up paintings, or perform mad science under lightning storms?

The funniest part about becoming a "real" doctor is that you quickly learn that everyone who insists on being called "doctor" after the first few celebratory months is a complete so-and-so, so you end up not wanting to use the term yourself.

Outside of angry letters to global corporations, I haven't used the term "Dr. NobodysHome" in some twenty-five years now.

I am feeling quite targeted!

Maybe you could get away with that if you're that blasted roadrunner.

The rest of us Suuuuuuper Geeeeniuses need to actually follow the instructions. Le sigh.

Sorry, shipping trucks have been melting in the heat, we’re trying to get some support from Acme but their help line is a bunch of birds.

My good friend, you do not know the half of it.

Oh I wish I had that man's voice.

Perhaps if we paint a tunnel on a wall...

Or cut a hole from underneath.

I like the way you think, my good man. Keep it up and you just might be a Super Genius yourself one day!

*grumbles about someone having stolen a gallon of his Troll Bait stockpile*

*gets hit with the falling barrel*

Can you recommend a different supplier other then Acme?

as you've probably seen its not really working out with them, well.... maybe one more rocket and roller skates combo pack.....

Well well well, who's this handsome devil?

Oh my stars, who is that handsome devil?

Wile E Coyote, Super Genius wrote:

Bill Lumberg wrote:

What was I talking about?

Oh nothing, nothing at all. Here, hold onto this lit bundle of dynamite for me, would you? There's a lad.

Hmmm, what pretty flowers.

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!

Get off my lawn, 90s Kid. I grew up in the 70s and...what was I talking about?....oh yeah, cartoons, that's right. Back then cartoons consisted of talking animals throwing dynamite at each other and pushing each other off of cliffs. That is when they were not hitting each other with massive, hard objects like anvils and oversize hammers. Violence was the order of the day, and we liked it.

Cartoons today are all about using reason and good judgment to solve problems, talking things out. Disgusting. Losing them is no great loss.

And another thing....

What was I talking about?

Oh nothing, nothing at all. Here, hold onto this lit bundle of dynamite for me, would you? There's a lad.

Meep meep!

*drops a safe on Shrimp Slaad*

I shut the door while Sissyl's inside the closet, and nail it shut with a few well-placed boards. That hazmat suit will only protect you for so long!

Heine Stick wrote:

Jason Nelson wrote:

I hope you enjoy our next update tomorrow (well, later today at this point, since it's past midnight). I think it just might be a stroke of genius... :)

Owen Stephens, eh?

Could be. Then again, could be Wile. E. Coyote. You just never know, and even when you think you know people might just go rogue on you.

Oh you're too kind.

Oh Wile E, you genius, you've done it again!

An excellent proposal.

You watch your mouth. Those are fine Acme products. They've served me well over the years.

You could never understand my plans. They're sheer brilliance! Oh, Wile E, you sly old devil you!

Oh MY.

Meanwhile...

Hey! Where'd my tunnel go?! It was right here and now it's gone! This must be Jeremy's fault somehow.

I repainted it. I think it will be much more efficient over here, and that poor rabbit won't know what hit him when he runs straight into that wall.... oh ho ho ho, I AM a genius!

*Holds up and opens tiny umbrella. Cringes underneath it.*

*likewise*

lynora wrote:

Heh. Kidlet is laughing like crazy while watching Tom and Jerry. That's a good sound. :)

I don't think I've ever laughed so hard at cartoons than the Tom and Jerry and Wile E Coyote/Roadrunner ones. I laughed myself silly as a kid, rooting for the Coyote. I hear he became a super genius or something.

Here's my card.

I wish cartoons still used anvils nowadays.

Only quality ACME-brand anvils for this genius! Oh you sly old devil you!