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Your most hygienic one we have cleaned every inch of your car. We even cleaned your engine by running bleach through the gas tank. Your car has apparently leveled up, because it currently has cast obscuring mist on itself. Minions! The poor need to be fed now.
Granted! Everyone stops posting. I wish we all can go on posting.
Granted! The population of every type of creature increases drastically over the next ten years. Hundreds of thousands of people lose their jobs, drastically increasing unemployment all over the world. We are forced to start eating insects as our main source of food in order to keep the insect population down. Wars increase, but still the population continues to grow. Will we destroy ourselves with war or deplete the world's natural resources first? It is a little morbid to watch. I wish I knew good insect recipes to ready myself for oncoming years.
Just your average clone can not rule the city because he is just average. Why settle for less?
Wrong time of the month!
I give Pulg a nuggie, and then walk away. What Pulg did not know is he is now charged with static electricity. Which in turn attracts a thunderbolt to strike him from the electrical storm outside.
Using a colossal sized electromagnet, I turn it on lifting Uncle Teddy into the air by his helmet. I then turn it off, watching him fall 60 ft to the ground. He moves... I turn it on, lifting him again. Repeat until he no longer moves.
UTBF body does not make keratin. His claws are actually stone decorations, and his fur is a type of moss plant. This is because he is actually a chia pet.
KahnyaGnorc is a computer program from the future, sent to mess with our minds.
5/10 Common drone, not threatening, almost not worth noticing.
The Game Hamster has OCD about books that are not put back where they belong. He is driven nuts by the sight of an unopened book laying down. (Open books also if not being used.) He is compelled to place them back on a shelf. |
