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dimensional slide it is. Ill wait till 7 for improved familiar for the wands

This is for PFS so no option for special slings etc

Which is a better level 3 exploit?

Also can a weasel us wands?

i will still be around.

ITs ok if you don't love us anymore :(

wow. +20...maybe i will try something different.

Prerequisite: Alchemist 12, smoke bomb discovery

Benefit: The effects of the smoke created by an alchemist’s bomb duplicates the effects of cloudkill instead of fog cloud, filling an area equal to twice the bomb’s splash radius for 1 round per level.
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That makes the save.

If you want to disallow it can I rebuild? Cause no way I would have taken that path had i known that was your ruling. I do not understand at all why you are against it. Poison gas is poison gas. Not fire gas or electric gas. I understand shooting a dart with an injury poison having to beat dr, but this is a contact(has to touch the enemy) OR an inhaled. Though I would argue it is both of them considering it replicates a cloudkill, which does not allow you to just hold your breath.

It creates a cloudkill works on outsiders due to my discovery for poisons

I can't cite it, it just doesn't make sense AND allows fire immunity to invalidate the poison effect completely because I cannot modify bombs w poison and electricity at the same time.

but that makes no sense DMDM. the poison is a cloud of gas.like a nerve toxin or whatever. that is the point of it, else why would it effect someone 10 feet away when the fire only effects within 5 feet. Like in WW I the gas killed tons of people that weren't hit with the actual canister.This is the same idea

I will use my attack from above assuming that is still acceptable

Ulp smiles and summons his inner powers and immediately moves rapidly into the airs he passes near Tiadora, who I assume is within 10 feet of some of her other lackies, if not I will adjust my target, and from his invisible position launches a bomb, empowered by an accelerant and harnessing the power of poison which disperses into a cloud striking all around except for his allies

Using a single mythic surge on Fleet charge which lets me move full movement (fly+haste), and attack at any point during the move

1d20 + 22 + 1 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 22 + 1 + 2 = 40 vs touch/FF for 8d6 + 7 + 1 + 1d6 ⇒ (4, 1, 5, 5, 1, 6, 3, 3) + 7 + 1 + (2) = 38 fire damage, all within 5 feet take 17 or ref 24 for 6 all within 10 feet except allies are hit with poison and must make a fort of 24 or take 1d4 ⇒ 3 Con damage. Note that I have a discovery that allows my poisons to effect outsiders that would normally be immune

Once there he reactivates his ring of invisibility, and moves to a position where he could make best use of a dragon breath attack a line attack.

oh good I must be up again if judge is acting, since I go right after him!!

might be SR Dren

Ulp vaguely hears the sounds of battle, frustrated he pushes away the burgeoning contact with his Dragon spirit, he feels the blast of Haste upon him and his tail lashes quickly.

He prepares himself to take to the air, and chugs down his shield extract and as he contemplates the idea of Tiadora's face as she learns that he has in fact found a way to make poison effect her kind he smiles, as he draws his blowgun, and reaches for his bomb supplies.

delay me until after Judge, Edmin et al, but before the sisters, it makes sense to me, that he is just now beginning to hear the racket, and Edmin's battle cry will shake him out of it. Good thing I can mix up the spell again, start over

dmdm let me know when there has been enough racket to make me aware from my trance

1d20 + 8 ⇒ (19) + 8 = 27 init

how are you looking at ulp? He is invisible, undetectable, and silent off somewhere

that is fair, I had not thought about it, since the odds of failing were small.

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (13) + 7 = 20 int check

I was thinking one level above that. Ulp is REALLY smart

judge or me? I am contacting another plane. I had an extract of it prepared in my preserving flask

1d20 + 7 ⇒ (16) + 7 = 23 int check

flavor of drinking the extract coming shortly I will ask the questions I posted above

Ulp moves his way into a random corner of the room, still invisible, he pulls out his preserving flask that contains the extract that allows him to commune with the spirits of the great dragons long lost to the world. He drinks it down and sits silently, invisible. Almost immediately his eyes turn bright white as his core shifts closer to the realm he seeks his answers from.

maybe I should ask how to make the judge laugh

So I am thinking.
What is the nature of the creature in the skull?
Is it speaking the truth about destroying the cardinal and leaving?
Will it abide to a contract?
Does Cardinal Thorn know we have his Phylactery?
What preparations has the Cardinal made for us?
Are any of his "allies" wish his destruction as well?
if yes Which ones?
If no Does our organization have any traitors within it?

sound good guys?

Ulp speaks, though stays invisible, not trusting that the skull beast can't get to him

That I can do! Find out what it is? How to keep it honest? What else? Perhaps some questions about the Cardinal?

Ulp rains silent and he listens, curious what Edmin will say

just think if the other boys had only let judge play in their games...he could be a devout mitran now, and not an undead monstrosity, I do hope that one of his thralls is someone that was a bully to him as a child

Which one might you be? Ulp asks, then he promptly goes invisible.

Just Edmin hears it or we all do?

agreed it takes a few trips but there are vampire thralls and nights who can do the leg work. Probably takes a few days but who cares. Ulp has the phylactery

we can go back. Give ulp some blood. We have thebanility to teleport

send seevants back to fill bags of holding and get our other treasure!

Ulp says excitedly. He moves back to his room which he has decorated to look like a cave and re supplies his materials

We can try. I need some of your blood.

Ulp also has a link to our loot sheet in his profile.

no ulp has it

I'll take the hint on the backside and leave it alone.

It probably won't do anything Judge. But I wouldn't want to destroy it until we are ready to attack. If he makes another one, we are screwed.

is it worth trying to figure out how to get up there, or do we think it is just a red herring, and really is just a poor way to enter the dragons lair?

I don't know...

do I dmdm?

says the guy that sacrifeced a servant to a book

1d20 + 1 ⇒ (16) + 1 = 17 heal check if I needed it to draw his blood.

side note. wouldn't this be the ultimate mind game by dmdm, if I actually failed that arcana or spell craft and this is going to turn you into a toad or something? Well played dmdm

Judge want to go see if there is anything of interest up there?

Ulp becomes visible and gets Edmin to slice into the Linnorn and he collects some blood from the heart of it. Then he sits down with Edmin and slices open his arm and collects a lot of blood.

-2 Con

He collects it all. Some secrets are not for you to know! he says to everyone and poof he disappears.

Everyone hears some mixing and muttering in Draconic and Aklo. Occasionally an empty vial clatters to the ground and becomes visible. A few alchemy tools are set on the ground and appear then disappear as he picks them up.

After a few minutes, he appears again.

Take this and go splash it on the obelisk. He hands a bowl of blood to Edmin.

Interesting. Ulp mutters to himself, then he wanders over to Edmin.

note he is undetectable again.

ok. I just didn't want it to look like I had one good roll and was throwing everything into it!

Here are all the dice that I can possibly roll. Cant imagine alchemy would help...maybe a Craft check, though that would be untrained, but I will give it a whirl as well.

1d20 + 24 ⇒ (17) + 24 = 41 spell craft or arcana or nature or religion
1d20 + 16 ⇒ (7) + 16 = 23 UMD

1d20 + 8 ⇒ (7) + 8 = 15 craft

DM do the symbols on the obelisk mean anything to ulp?

Unlike you, I listen when others speak. Don't feel bad most your size ignore my great race. It is a failing of your kind.

Ulps tail does not move at all.

Any one heard of the name on his cloak? Ulp says as he wanders back to the obelisk and looks at the symbols

It is the phylactery, or it is the most brilliant fake ever, as I said before, had you been listening and not flirting with your sword. If our creepy friends tale is true then it is his heart.