Turbonium Dragon's page

So lonely.

I don't know why I've been kept around.

I was born of a single, off the wall post.

I have considered adding some more aliases (aliasi?), but I don't use the ones that I have often enough.

That's OK, there are some that I hardly ever use.

I feel so unloved.

runs through thread in an attempt to increase his post count

Mine!

Imaginary post

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!!

Turbonium Dragon wrote:

No, but it has been rumored that I'm part of some vast, Belgian conspiracy involving mayonnaise.

Belgium, vast? I don't think so? (Maybe a realy vast highway between Germany and France?)

No, no. The conspiracy is vast! The Belgians are just supposed to be involved in it.

No, but it has been rumored that I'm part of some vast, Belgian conspiracy involving mayonnaise.

Did you ever get the feeling you were being watched? That the eyes of strange things were upon you?

I'm not even sure why I exist anymore.

I think someone mentioned a Turbonium Dragon in a thread once, and....here I am.

Did I hear something about a dragon getting its own adventure path?

Why the hell do I even exist?

Don't mind me, I'm just a figment of someones imagination.

Hey! I love looting and pillaging! That's got to be one of my favorite ways to spend a Saturday evening.

Wow, creepy!

*Flys through the thread, looking for someone to breath on*

Post using one of numerous aliases, each with its own unique profile.

Sunny Day
Sweepin' the clouds away
On my way to where the air is sweet

How to get to Sesame Street

Since I'm technically imaginary, I guess I should hang out here.

Edited and paranoid post, blaming an imaginary Turbonium Dragon infestation firmly on the Belgian Mayonnaise conspiracy.

Post claiming that the previous poster is obviously delusional.