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Good ridance, eh guys?

Guys?

.....

different personalities...

*the Thief returns the blue paint to Cultist of Jack*

please. Stop faking.

Yeah, sure

*steals sandwhich from outstretched Masked Rogue's hand*

*Oink*

where's the pig?

Meh... this frog bloke is pretty odd. Wha shall we do to him?

Mmm, sounds good.
*grabs a bowl*
About membership, only matix, cause he's a good chef. Others need to prove themselves.

If you're trying to take a roomful of people by surprise, it's a lot easier to hit your targets if you don't yell going through the door.
o * "The Warrior's Apprentice", 1986

True dat!

This guy makes great meals, trust me.

Sounds good. I officially make you a member of the Thieve's Guild.

Yeah, the stew is pretty good.

actually, I quite agree with you.

*steals loose bolt*

oh shit not the pony freak

*steals mane*

Hehehe

*takes out foreign oil*

Ahh whatever, here...

*gives to The Shade*

*takes out olive oil*

So that means this is made outa olives?

"steals baby oil*
What's in this stuff anyway?

Apostle of Gygax wrote:

They change it to try and pretend it did not happen, but it was there.

Damn thieves! I heard the are cheaters! With double personalities and all!

Cheers to that too!

*Glugglugglugglugglugglugglug...

Hey!

I love robots!
* empties pockets *
check out these Tr_nsformers.
Hey! Where's my "A"

I believe they are harvested every Winter.

Hmm... I suppose we can let you go, this one time... but watch it, bub

ahem... Yeah!

Good. By the way, you were crazy cause I accidently stole your common sense. Ahem... sorry

awkward silence...

ahh... i see. Ahem..

Ahem... good idea, you're like an undercover cop?

Ow... sunscreen. hmm... sounds good *zoink! takes sunscreen and runs* ah haha! Its mine now!

*takes hanky* thanks. ow.. what's in that spray bottle?

Ahhh! My eyes you bastard! Damn it! That hurts like hell! What have I done, you jerk!

The Thief wrote:

Shh... defend them from what!?!?!

We have honored our nonaggression pact with you and you plan treachery behind our backs! You will pay for this thief!

Hey! I'm a Thief! I have to backstab.. looks good on the resume. uh.. sorry?

Yeah... sure.

*RUN!*

Shh... defend them from what!?!?!

Hey hey hey! Nothing is happening. You will not buy these deathsticks, or whatever. Everyone RELAX!!!

Step forward poodles! Swarm the Crimson Lords of Various Animals thread, and help the resistance!

Step forward thieves! Swarm the Crimson Lords of Various Animals thread, and help the resistance!

Ahem... yes!

Alright, a thread will be started, and we shall form an uber cult. The Crimson Lords of Multiple Animals.

We must swallow all small guilds into one uber guild and take them out! Shall I start a thread? :)

Bluff = 20

Yeah, everyone just calm down. We were planning a surprise party.

Shhh. We must prepare in secret, then when ready we STRIKE! And sm*rf them to death

Great, thanks for agreeing with me.

Friends. We reach hard times. And hard times mean hard measures. We must bond together with the other major cults against the Jack Cult. They grow stronger, and their ideals are beginning to effect the boards. They MUST be controlled.

Hello, I represent the Thieves Guild that frequent the boards aka Crimson Crime. We have come with a Three-Way Pact with the Frog Cult. We feel that we must bond against the ever-stronger Jack Cult. They are gaining recruits, and we feel action must be taken. Are you in?

Run!!!!

Did we? Ahem... Yes! We did.

Hmm... Sounds like a credible reason... Ahem.. I start the motion that we sign a treaty with the Frogs

Ahem... this is my only cult. *awkward cough*

Oh, btw, Frat Jack, get a room.. Probably with yourself. But seriously there are children around.

I was thinking of trying: "Hey ladies, we were meant to be, cause I'm a Thief... and you guys just stole my heart"

Shit... this is making me laugh.

Where be these girls?!?!? I need to try some new, clever pick up lines I have.

hmm... girls! Maybe i'll stay a while. You don't know how hard it is to pick up girls when you're a thief.

Sounds good. In the name of the thief's guild known as Crimson Crime, I declare this cult honorary jackanapes, and thus shall no longer be the target of our thefts.

Fine..

*Empties pockets*