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105: Transform Kobold Cleaver into a Goblin and set him loose. This is also a way to save 1000 Kobolds.

Please do not post on this thread anymore. You have all committed shameful disgrace after shameful disgrace in lieu of submitting questions worthy of my attention, cruelly bullying and mocking the entire proud kobold race.

You are by yourself a shameful disgrace who mocks the entire proud Kobold Race.

Kobold Cleaver wrote:

*Floor gives way beneath Holybushman*

*Leans over edge*

You do get the concept of a "trap", right?

<Pushes Kobold Cleaver into the pit with Holybushman.>

There, now Kobold Cleaver will have all the time he needs to explain traps to Holybushman. And Holybushman will have all the time he needs to use the Unholy paddle of kobold behavior adjustment on Kobold Cleaver. Looks like a win-win situation to me.

*From the Shadows*

Hahahahahaha...best Slaad ever.

*than quickly does a kobold extreme flanking maneuver and runs away*

Even the Slaadi Chaos Masters recognize the wisdom of the rule, "Plunder before you burn."

Now, given that Kobold Cleaver has already been plundered ...

*Sets Kobold Cleaver on fire.*

You are the Best Slaad ever.

Ha! I should have known once I appeared on this thread the cowardly pretender would go into hiding.

TheRealKoboldCleaver wrote:

I ban this pretender Kobold Cleaver. Accept not substitute for TheRealKoboldCleaver.

Sm^rf it, the jig is up!

I am the real fake! That is to say, I am real. And he is fake. He is the fake real.

Drats!!! Foiled again. I will get you one day.

I Blames Cosmo.

TheRealKoboldCleaver wrote:

zylphryx wrote:

TheRealKoboldCleaver wrote:

I ban this pretender Kobold Cleaver. Accept not substitute for TheRealKoboldCleaver.

Hmmm ... I'm not convinced ... let me hear you say "sm^f". ;)

What does Sm^fs have to do with anything other lunch time?

Hah, the real fake has been discovered, I see.

What is this? I have all ready told you who the real fake is.

TheRealKoboldCleaver wrote:

I ban this pretender Kobold Cleaver. Accept not substitute for TheRealKoboldCleaver.

Hmmm ... I'm not convinced ... let me hear you say "smurf". ;)

What does Smurfs have to do with anything other lunch time?

I ban this pretender Kobold Cleaver. Accept not substitute for TheRealKoboldCleaver.