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Hey y'all, I know this FaWtL, where we make our own rules, and it's not that I disagree with anything being said, but pretty soon, the mall cops are gonna come around on their Segways and give us a stern talking-to or something.

Yeah, never mind. Carry on.

Laws have no weight anymore.

You are under arrest for impersonating a mod, citizen!

Take the Internet into custody, men!

Unfortunately not, citizen.

You will keep to the topic of discussion, citizen, or you will be made to.

Do not concern yourself, citizen. You were not the ne'er-do-well responsible for that instance. This time.

You are all under arrest for extreme silliness.

Cease and desist this meaningless squabbling, citizens. Return to the topic at hand.

This is silly. Cease this silly activity citizens.

Move along citizens, nothing to see here.

Cease and desist, citizen!

Greetings, citizen!

Take your negativity to the other monk threads, citizen.

The one kind of people I dislike more than actual trolls are netcops. :-/

Your feelings have been noted, citizen.

???

I have no idea what these people are talking about. Really. Video game reference?

Move along citizen, nothing to see here.

I thought that the forum police were going to delete it right away anyway.

That is not actually an enumerated power we hold. Carry on citizen.

Cease and desist this silliness at once citizens!

You thought Skynet was bad?

This is TOZNET.

You have been selected for processing citizen.

Please come along quietly.

Cease and desist this tangent citizens. The fudging argument is not authorized in this forum and should only be discussed in its proper place.

Carry on citizens. The perpetrators have been arrested for their crimes.

This thread has reached the Maximum Silliness Limit. Return to serious discussion immediately, citizens.

Ashiel is a dude.

You are off topic, citizen. Return to the subject at hand.

This is an unauthorized activity. Disperse, citizens.

TOZ wrote:

Just don't nerf my commoner.

Then stop building railguns. [/worriednobility]

The design is flawed. There is nothing to worry about. Move along citizen.

Citizen? Pffft. Actual teachers hard a difficult time educating me, so what good are you?

Actual teachers are constrained by the law. I suggest you do not make it worse for yourself.

But I like Jar-Jar Binks...

You have been identified for reeducation, citizen. Please come along quietly.

This section has been declared a No Fun Zone. Please cease and desist all humor, citizen.

Maerimydra wrote:

TOZ is right. Roleplaying has nothing to do with game mechanics. You can roleplay when playing MONOPOLY if you wish so.

Nor does yours.

Less b!@!$ing about my post and more answering the question, how about?

Citizen, you are under arrest for impersonation of an officer of the law. Please come along quietly.

You are ordered to report to the nearest correction chamber for re-education, citizen.

Move along, citizen. Nothing to see here.

Leafar the Lost, you are in direct violation of the Law, guilty of unauthorized posting and impersonation of an authority figure. You are hereby ordered to appear before the High Council no later than February 21st, 2012.

LANGUAGE!

This is an unapproved thread. Cease and desist all posting immediately. Violators will be prosecuted with extreme prejudice.