Belly button lint.
1. Where the F*#$ does it come from?
2. What the H@## does it want?
3. Why the F@#$ does it smell like that?
In before the lockdown! ~grins and runs from the angry mob of trolls~
*grins* yep.
Bunnies. I do NOT like them.
Allow me to take your questions in order:
Belly button lint.
1. Where the F*#$ does it come from?
Belly Button lint is a by-product of the process used by other-dimensional beings to convert all "lost" socks into knitted, sentient constructs that then are sent back to Earth to infiltrate our households in the guise of old blankets/towels/scarfs/etc. One day, when given the signal by their creators, these constructs will rise up against humanity and conquer Earth for their masters.
The belly button lint also achieves a form of sentience (albeit more primitive) and slowly migrates to our belly buttons in order to spy on us and pass information back across the dimensional barrier.
2. What the H@## does it want?
The Belly Button lint, as previously stated, simply wants to gather as much information as possible on us to pass back to their masters. On a more personal level, as a collective mind, the lint is hoping to do a good enough that it's masters will give them the continent of Australia once humanity is defeated.
3. Why the F@#$ does it smell like that?
The smell is also a by-product, in this case of the cross-over from one dimension to another.
*gazes into belly button*
*pulls out a bunny*
Now that's what I call killing two birds with one stone. Erm... Two questions with one navel.
Moist, Pork, Discharge.
A. Why the H@## is that sentence so nasty?
B. Why the F#$% can't I stop yelling?
C. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, VEGETARIANS!?!?!?
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Moist, Pork, Discharge.
A. Why the H@## is that sentence so nasty?
B. Why the F#$% can't I stop yelling?
C. WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW, VEGETARIANS!?!?!?
1. You mean the froth that forms on top of pork when you broil it? Or are you talking about sow insemination? Could you be a little more graphic?
2. PCP is a hell of a drug.3. Probably eating vegetables.
Bi@#$es, do they really "be loco"?
A. Maybe they just need some F@#$ing Moist, Pork Discharge.
B. Maybe they just need some F@#$ing Studpuffin.
C. Who the H#$$ is teaching my Fencing Class tonight? I CHOOSE YOU STUD-PUFF-ACHOOO!!!!!
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Bi@#$es, do they really "be loco"?
A. Maybe they just need some F@#$ing Moist, Pork Discharge.
B. Maybe they just need some F@#$ing Studpuffin.
C. Who the H#$$ is teaching my Fencing Class tonight? I CHOOSE YOU STUD-PUFF-ACHOOO!!!!!
First you need a hammer and some nails. Then you start nailing stuff together. Spend enough money so that eventually, it looks like a fence.
First you need a hammer and some nails. Then you start nailing stuff together. Spend enough money so that eventually, it looks like a fence.Bi@#$es, do they really "be loco"?
A. Maybe they just need some F@#$ing Moist, Pork Discharge.
B. Maybe they just need some F@#$ing Studpuffin.
C. Who the H#$$ is teaching my Fencing Class tonight? I CHOOSE YOU STUD-PUFF-ACHOOO!!!!!
So wise.
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So wise.First you need a hammer and some nails. Then you start nailing stuff together. Spend enough money so that eventually, it looks like a fence.Bi@#$es, do they really "be loco"?
A. Maybe they just need some F@#$ing Moist, Pork Discharge.
B. Maybe they just need some F@#$ing Studpuffin.
C. Who the H#$$ is teaching my Fencing Class tonight? I CHOOSE YOU STUD-PUFF-ACHOOO!!!!!
Class dismissed!
Taig I'm glad you stopped by, I was just about ot launch into a sales pitch for Taig's Wondrous Badger-Balls (tm) but now that you're here....
O_o
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Your new wondrous item.
Hypothetical - if I were to frollic through a thread, trolling about, would I be trollicing? Can one catch Trollic?
O_oYour new wondrous item.
We have to wait until the next RPG SuperStar.
Hypothetical - if I were to frollic through a thread, trolling about, would I be trollicing? Can one catch Trollic?Don't. Lick. The. Trolls!
fine, FINE, spoilsport.
Guess where I'm hiding?
I'm making a horde of FAWTLmon. I'm so excited.
Guess where I'm hiding?
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Best.
Alias.
EVER.
He's right. You don't know where those things have been.Hypothetical - if I were to frollic through a thread, trolling about, would I be trollicing? Can one catch Trollic?Don't. Lick. The. Trolls!
Yeah! what?
MMMMmmmmm......
frollics through thread
This thread is a bunch of frolics.
This thread is a bunch of frolics.
"Not that there's anything wrong with that." [/Seinfeld]
It like... blows my mind! WHOA!