Chaleb Sazomal

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9 posts. Alias of captain yesterday.


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I'm coming for you Lich! Right after I burn down this farm before the Ogres can!

In hindsight, I can see why I shouldn't have made it all up, but I already got paid for the job, so no backing out now!


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Freehold DM wrote:
Tacticslion wrote:

Man, I've been running into a lot of old threads lately that, when combined with a raft of more recent posts, have made me feel less and less respectful and more and more frustrated at some folks who, though I tend to disagree with them, I at least found intelligent and rational. :/

I... I don't like not liking people or thinking, "That's stupid, you should feel stupid." when reading their posts. :(

This does not, by any means, apply to everyone I tend to disagree with. There have just been, like, five old threads I've read lately with rather vehement discussion where one side holds such an obviously-incoherent argument that it's just... just... ugh. And it's not even that they hold that view! That's fine! It's how arrogant and condescending they are about it! And then they have the nerve to tell peo- ARG! I'm ranting! :(

where people lose their s#~~ and get into vitriolic arguments where threats of death ensue over the most minor of disagreements,

How dare you say that about me I'll kill you, I'll kill you all wait, what were we talking about?

so, uh anyway who's up for some coffee?


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Yeah, to be honest i don't see what the big deal is, so i burned a few villages (6) the important thing is i completely, mostly, kind of, probably got rid of that unsubstantiated gremlin infestation (that i may or may not have made up), but most importantly *i got paid upfront*


Burn all the fields before the Ligers can!! wait, is that right?


I don't see the problem here, seems like a perfectly reasonable response. In fact i think the problem is, they didn't dangle enough priests off the wall.


Adjule wrote:
Murderhobo-ing.

Hey there, don't knock it til you try it:-)


It wasn't me i swear! i was out murdering the farmer's Sheep to protect them from the Orcs! jus- wait, is that right?- any way just ask my Union Rep, they'll back me up!
ligtning strikes in the background as the shadows collect ominously around Ted's face
If they know whats good for them!


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Murderhobo Union Representative wrote:
Ted, Professional MurderHobo wrote:
icehawk333 wrote:

No, no. Don't bother.

You deal with noisy neighbors by calling the local low-level murderhobo.

I'm offended! I'll Kill you! I'll Kill you all!

Remember Teddy, if you are going to kill, always get paid upfront. It says so in your contract.

Yours,
~Jaspar "Shank Him Louis" Kahrdboordebachs~
your local GUMBO representative

Oh, i will and then i'll take their Fields and Salt their Women! Mwahahahaha--- wait! is that right? It doesn't matter! either way i'll bathe in their-----

the time clock whistle from the looney tunes cartoon with the wolf and sheep hound blares
wow! 5 o'clock already? man does time fly, alright, blood bath tomorrow then?
boy!, i hope i can still catch Wheel of Fortune......


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icehawk333 wrote:

No, no. Don't bother.

You deal with noisy neighbors by calling the local low-level murderhobo.

I'm offended! I'll Kill you! I'll Kill you all!