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Beginning to tire of the "red rover" game Susan rushes to slice the final elf in two.......
Atk: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (19) + 12 = 31Dmg: 1d10 + 14 ⇒ (3) + 14 = 17

confirm
Atk: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (10) + 12 = 22Dmg: 1d10 + 14 ⇒ (1) + 14 = 15

Seeing the final adversary split like lumber the dwarf smiles from a blood smeared face,
"Silly ninjas"

Atk: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (8) + 12 = 20Dmg: 1d10 + 14 ⇒ (8) + 14 = 22

With a belch the dwarf swings at yellow with gusto!

Grinning maniacally it rushes eastward and swings again,
attacking yellow
Atk: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (7) + 12 = 19Dmg: 1d10 + 14 ⇒ (4) + 14 = 18

attacking green, upon its turn

swinging gracefully with a practiced pirouette, disturbing nonetheless
Nodachi: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (17) + 12 = 29Dmg: 1d10 + 14 ⇒ (7) + 14 = 21

No worries, life has a habit of interrupting best laid plans over here as well.
Thank you for the update.

One week with no posts, did I miss something?

snarling, the dwarf swings again
Atk: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (2) + 12 = 14Dmg: 1d10 + 14 ⇒ (2) + 14 = 16

I accept full responsibility for the dice god's dissaproval today...apparently sarcastic replies to rule monger posting is viewed negatively.

Fu%^&ng ninja pieces of sh%$!

adding many more inappropriate and derogatory expletives toward the assailants Susan saunters saucily and swings swiftly with a Nodachi previously drug unceremoniously upon the ground...

Atk: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17dmg: 1d10 + 14 ⇒ (2) + 14 = 16
If these are human ninja's please add +4 for favored enemies

preemptively rolling
Init: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 1 = 4

"huh?"

Perc: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16
18 for stonework

following the Taldane closely Susan sniffs the air behind Aldebert and smiles broadly.

scratching it's backside the dwarf looks quizzically at the rabbit,
"Did dinner just speak?"

Dwarf Urban Ranger - 7
PFS#: 57926 - 1
No day job
Dark Archive (Sczarni) faction

wiping it's nose the androgynous dwarf snorts then breaks wind

"Hmmph..."

Group,
I apologize for the posting lapse, a whirlwind weekend. Needless to say I am taking another job which in turn means less PbP time.

I must remove myself from this detailed scenario. As much as I would like to invest the time, I cannot.

Thank you,

57926-1 (Sczarni)
Perception: +13
Init: +1
Cha: -3
Profession (Soldier): 0

No army boons.

One Mendevian Commendation boon.

I also, am unfamiliar with mass combat but am learning.

Head hanging low, ratty sweaty hair, stinking of perfume and dragging a Nodachi along behind, Susan arrives.
"Never I say Never try to out drink and seduce a Dhampir...whew."

The dwarf then falls to the ground snoring loudly.

"Sure. To Iliven."
Trying to appear caring yet failing miserably,

"Where can I get a drink around here?"

I like cheeseburgers.

Nope, Nodachi isn't cold iron but will be soon. Using double handed chakram and wearing gauntlets. Susan's from a failed circus troupe and took exotic weapons upon departure.

Thank you for added dmg, which I will take but Chakram isn't 19-20 crit

Ginning wildly and still smoldering from the last blast of demonic halitosis,

atk BD, flanking: 1d20 + 10 + 2 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (19) + 10 + 2 + 2 + 1 = 34Cold Iron dmg: 1d8 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (5) + 11 + 2 = 18

"Filth flarn filth flarn Filth!"

Reflex: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27

ok, now i get it...reading the posts and map completely wrong.

atk bd: 1d20 + 10 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (18) + 10 + 2 + 1 = 31Cold Iron dmg: 1d10 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (3) + 11 + 2 = 16

Alright.

[dice=AoO]1d20+14
[dice=Damage plus Fire Damage]1d8+10+1d6

Dang dude!

I'm cool.

No need, I in a hurried manner (shocking due to my performance of late) only looked at the map. A melee attack (+10/+10) would not have hit either.
Shall we consider Susan located next to Titus at L17?

Reflex: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (2) + 7 = 9

The wounded dwarf pulls out another tricky exotic weapon and throws a strange disk which sparkles as it spins through the air towards Titus!

Cold Iron Chakram: 1d20 + 9 + 2 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 9 + 2 + 1 = 15dmg: 1d8 + 1 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 1 + 7 = 12

Yet sparkles off into the distance...............

Fort Save: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (14) + 9 = 23

Chug potion of Barkskin - +3 armor for lvl 7. HP adjusted.

Susan hands a Wand of Enlarge to Marachni, "Hit me!"

Long weekend, apologies for my limited posting yet the esteemed 4 Star DM was quite capable...although the Favored bonus vs. Demon is +2 and vs. Humans +4...any hoo, it's all good.

With the last flask used, Susan pulls a necklace out from a pouch and throws a golden bead at a swarm (F4)...
Necklace of Fireballs: 3d6 ⇒ (2, 2, 1) = 5

With a grin Susan states loudly...
"Yup, cultists."

Up to date. A heal would be appreciated, thank you.

Wiping the Nodachi upon clean cloth Susan blankly states to no on in general,
"I don't like demons. I don't like humans much either but lets see what these two have to say"
Kneeling close to one of the farmers Susan attempts to see if there is anything else wrong with these two
Heal: 1d20 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 1 = 5
"Bah, they're fine...wimps."

"Look here!" Loudly states the androgynous dwarf,
"What happened to you?"
Diplomacy: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (20) - 3 = 17

"AAAAAAAAHHHH!"
Sweating profusely, Susan swings the large bladed shaft once again,
F3: 1d20 + 11 - 2 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 11 - 2 + 2 = 13dmg: 1d10 + 14 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 14 + 2 = 25
...sweaty palms...

FYI, would Susan think the remaining are human or evil outsider? Favored Enemies are Humans (+4) and Evil Outsiders (+2)

During Susan's move action: All companions are considered Hunting Companions for the next 2 rounds - This bond allows Susan to spend a move action to grant half of her favored enemy bonus (+2 or +1) against a single target of the appropriate type to all allies within 30 feet who can see or hear.

Will Save: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (12) + 6 = 18

Feeling slightly less embarrassed, Susan renews her attack against the dreaded 'Neville Poppenbacher'!

F3: 1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (15) + 11 - 2 = 24dmg: 1d10 + 14 ⇒ (6) + 14 = 20

Edit, apologies as it's been a bit since I've played this character. 2nd Favored Enemy = Evil Outsiders +2. Mr. DM Feral sir, please add +2 to hit and dmg, thank you.

Susan has no idea what nonleathal refers to.

Swinging the Nodachi wildly, not to mention a bit frustrated at her apparent incompetence...
1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (6) + 11 - 2 = 15dmg: 1d10 + 14 ⇒ (8) + 14 = 22

Feeling slightly demoralized Susan renews the attack on F3
1d20 + 11 - 2 ⇒ (2) + 11 - 2 = 11dmg: 1d10 + 14 ⇒ (2) + 14 = 16

It's broken...two 2's consecutively? Laughable!

Upon its turn,

The gruff demeanor disappearing, Susan smiles viciously and head's toward
Following Forthepie's suit: Farmer C, D and E the closest farmer. Susan screams a shrill high-pitch war cry and charges!
Nodachi Charge: 1d20 + 11 + 2 ⇒ (2) + 11 + 2 = 15dmg: 1d10 + 14 ⇒ (2) + 14 = 16

bad dice! bad!

Diplo: 1d20 - 3 ⇒ (20) - 3 = 17

"I can work with a smuggler even if retired."

A gruff and oddly dressed dwarf wielding a very large Nodachi now stands beside you...
Stealth: 1d20 + 7 ⇒ (20) + 7 = 27

The cloak barely conceals an ornately armored stocky, furry yet androgynous frame. The armor is of curious design, obviously custom and indicates that it's creator was surely insane.

"I'm Susan."

Standing waist high to the Aasimar, Susan looks directly at Titus' bum.
"You have a nice backside."

A very gruff, short and oddly armored (think bearded 4' Zena) walks up to your group,
"You need a dwarf."
It, as you cannot tell the gender, stands next to the orc.

Miette's alternate:

Aldo Nova

.por file sent.

Thank you,

Primary:
Miette
Will reskin with 11/15/13/13/10/13 and appropriate background when applicable.

Secondary:
Will submit once approved then to optimize group. If you'd like to see options scroll Miette's alias tab.

Thank you