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"Full mulch mode Meaty, make 'em nervous first!" Stitch hollers the ◆◆ command as he swings his unloaded pistol butt at the pink Captain's skull, poorly at that.

◆ Melee: Overdrive: Dueling Pistol (Reinforced Stock)(Finesse): 1d20 + 13 + 1 ⇒ (4) + 13 + 1 = 18
Damage (B): 1d4 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (3) + 3 + 1 = 7

Looking around, Vardarel says “Sorry, I probably should have asked sooner. Does anyone know a reason we would want these folks alive? If so, how many?”

Stitch revvs Meat's engine and blades loudly, pantomiming something about not hearing him.

I don't believe I have any remaining actions: 3 on Stitch, 2 on Meaty. Also, Stitch repaired Meaty for 30 with one of those actions.

"Hey, personal space Mr!" Stitch takes offense to the fella in white crowding Bella. He works on Meat Wagon's damage before bringing the pain.

Haphazard Repair: ◆: Feat 1: Inventor, Unstable
You quickly fix your innovation, at the cost of its stability. You Repair your innovation almost immediately. You don't have to place the innovation on a flat surface, but you do need to be adjacent to it (including holding or wearing it), as well as having a repair kit as normal.

Craft: Haphazard Repair vs DC22: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (9) + 15 = 2430 = 30
Unstable Flat Check DC15: 1d20 ⇒ 20

Then uses her distraction to fire at him point blank with his dueling pistol.

KAAPOW!

◆ Ranged: Overdrive: +1 Striking Dueling Pistol, IC vs OG?: 1d20 + 14 + 1 ⇒ (6) + 14 + 1 = 21
Damage (P/B)(Fatal D10), IC: 2d6 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (4, 6) + 3 + 1 = 14

"Stop launching those rocks, use the good stuff this time." He ◆ commands.

Stitch smacks the air as his ram hits the target, he looks disappointed in the minimal result though.

"We'll be right there Bella!"

"Hey, I'm giving the orders here!" He steams at Meat Wagon for acting independently.

"Guess we return fire at the softees in the back line then." He points his new ring at the man in black and activates it. A giant ghostly ram skull with mean looking horns flies at the Cardinal's face.

◆◆◆ Ranged: Ring of the RAM!, 60ft Range, DC22 Fort, Force: 6d6 + 1 ⇒ (5, 6, 5, 6, 4, 6) + 1 = 33

Ring of the Ram

"Hey, stop scratching the paint job with that little blade of yours!" Stitch hollers at Blue from behind his defenses. He leans over and tries thwackin' the guy over the head with his pistol butt before buffing out the damage.

◆ Melee: Overdrive: Dueling Pistol (Reinforced Stock)(Finesse): 1d20 + 13 + 1 ⇒ (7) + 13 + 1 = 21 Damage (B): 1d4 + 3 + 1 ⇒ (1) + 3 + 1 = 5

Haphazard Repair: ◆: Feat 1: Inventor, Unstable
Craft: Haphazard Repair vs DC22: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (6) + 15 = 2130 = 30 Unstable Flat Check DC15: 1d20 ⇒ 18

He fails to repair any real damage but remains stable.

"Take him out, we've got more coming down the pike!" He commands ◆.

Stitch gets Meat Wagon down and situates himself on his ride, dragging out his customary can of WD2503, patent pending of course.

Overdrive ◆: Overdrive: Standard Craft Check, DC22: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (7) + 15 = 22
*Success: +3 damage to personal and construct damage rolls for 1 minute.

"Thanks for that Bun Bun, Meat needs all the armor he can get." He pats his creation lovingly.

Pistol in hand. Pass on the heroism, probably most useful on you Bella.

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Perception DC21: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (4) + 11 = 15

Stitch continues to eyeball a possible escape route, alternating closing each eye, measuring with his fingers, and scratching notes on the carriage walls with a wax pencil.

"It wouldn't hurt if you had some cannons.. maybe some caltrops to drop? Liquid fire in a barrel?" He's pretty sure she'd appreciate liquid fire..

Stitch tries to pimp the Lady's ride for a little bit of a side hustle money, hoping the gold doesn't smell too much like brimstone.

Expert in Crafting (INT): 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (14) + 15 = 29

Perception DC21: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14

"Can't we just go through the middle? Looks wide enough?" Stitch holds up his thumb and forefinger, trying to judge the distances accurately. He's much better with calipers and rulers though.

Stitch croons his head around to find the giant sausage. Dwarves love a good grilled sausage, as probably all races do. "Really? I can't smell it.." He lifts his nose to clear his airway.

Trained in Society (INT): 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32

He notices a familiar set of street signs with a church procession lane ahead "I be they're going that way!" He points before looking back to locate that giant sausage vendor.

Stitch will only be at 64xp after this concludes, so level 6.

Fort Save DC18: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (17) + 12 = 29

"Oh I've heard of rotaries, terrible inventions!" He recalls before being distracted by Vardarel's nuts entering the carriage. "Snacks?"

Giggling while reading the gameplay thread... Stitch asking all these mundane questions while this rattled priestess of Asmodeus is going bonkers -- all in a rapidly moving carriage and getting shot at!

Asking a Priestess if her carriage has cannons or flamethrowers is certainly not mundane to Stitch, more like required!

Reflex DC18: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (6) + 11 = 17

"Woah." Stitch tumbles to the floor on the sharp corner, he starts to get up, looking back to check on Meat Wagon.

Is this a roll Meat Wagon needs to make as well or a one per character?

"Yiketh! If we're uthing cannonth we should probably avoid the market! Too many thivilianth."

Stitch sticks his fingers in his ears to help clean them up "Huh? Yes, let's avoid the market!" He repeats the only thing he understood, nodding his head in agreement and turning to Clover for her response.

"Any idea who's shooting at us this time Lady Xansippe?" He asks, popping open his pistol to double check its loaded.

Stitch's mood dips at Lady Xansippe's admission, even overlooking the derogatory goblin accusation "Not even one cannon? Guess I'll have to use my own then." He replaces the cushions before kneeling on them, hollering out the back window at Meat Wagon

"Warm up the cannon Meaty, I think we're gonna get a chance for some target practice!" He turns to the woman and grins, showing off his yellowing DWARVEN teeth and drawing his dueling pistol.

"If we stick to the main roads it'll be less likely this hulk tips over on those tight turns in the market."

Main road!

Stitch tries to assess the carriage's strengths and weaknesses: is this baby built for speed and maneuverability or is it a rolling bulwark of destruction?

Expert in Crafting (INT): 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (13) + 15 = 28

"Well, it all depends on what you think of your ride.." Stitch starts running through a checklist as he sees things. "Where are the cannons hidden? The flame throwers and retractable spikes?" He starts flipping cushions.

“Even for an elf, there is a limit on what skills one can really learn. I have magic to heal people, seemed sensible that my studies be in areas that my magic does not help much.”

"That's what I keep telling people about being nice all the time, sometimes you just gotta give someone the bird and drop the mower deck and move on."

Stitch silently agrees with Bun Bun as the rabbit fixes up the priest's mortal wounds. He works on his own with practiced precision while sneaking peaks at the Professor's technique. "You've must have restitched quite a few things over the years eh?"

Medicine Self vs DC20 Assurance: 2d8 + 10 ⇒ (6, 6) + 10 = 22

Looking through everyone I believe only Stitch and Bun Bun has Medicine. Perhaps Bun Bun uses medicine on Vardarel to remove Wounded, and leaves him with 20min more to top off anyone else or refocus, while Stitch expert medicine's himself since he's down the most?

Also I think Meat Wagon is affected by the scream, but can't be 100% without reading the ability.

Seeing the last interloper drop Stitch wastes no time fixing Meat Wagon's damage. He's really learned to speed up the process... or just recover from mistakes quicker? "STOP REVVING YOUR ENGINES ALREADY!" He screams as a wrench gets sucked into a belt.

Craft (1 minute): Repair vs DC22: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (5) + 15 = 200 = 0
Craft (1 minute): Repair vs DC22: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (1) + 15 = 162d6 ⇒ (2, 1) = 3
Craft (1 minute): Repair vs DC22: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (18) + 15 = 3345 = 45
Full HP finally! 3min spent.

He then takes 10min minutes to reset Meat Wagon's timing belt, making him more stable.

Ok 13 minutes spent, who still needs what healing?

"Crazy portrait? I'm down for that sorta joke!"

Yes sorry, post incoming!

Looks like I can only make one medicine check in the remaining time, unfortunately I need to prioritize fixing Meat and resetting stability as its the only way to keep him up in combat.

I can remove V's wounded and let others heal those who're damaged still? I believe Stitch will be, I do have a PFS healing potion I can use if needed.

Combat tracker is missing Meat Wagon's 30hp repair.

Stitch takes aim at the remaining attacker with his dueling pistol, pulls the trigger and strains to see through the smoke for the results.

BANG!

◆ Ranged: Overdrive: +1 Striking Dueling Pistol, CA: 1d20 + 14 + 1 ⇒ (10) + 14 + 1 = 25 Damage (P/B)(Fatal D10): 2d6 + 5 + 1 ⇒ (1, 4) + 5 + 1 = 11

"Get in there Meaty and finish it off!" He ◆◆ commands.

Question for the GM:

Is red still up and fighting? I don't see them on the initiative tracker but they remain on the map. I'll wait on my turn until we know for sure.

PS, Professor with the sweet counter song!

Just reposting this in case Froggy didn't see the question.

Hope things are going ok for you Bun Bun in N Texas. I did see that come across the socials and remembered the last event a while back.

Agreed Bret. Good luck.

No one is really prepared to deal with .5-1" of ice with cold weather behind it. Hopefully their power grid doesn't take too much of a beating.

Super cold and a big winter storm heading through many of the US this weekend. Hopefully everyone keeps their power and avoids too much of the ice. We're so far looking at around a foot of snow on Monday up here in the north.

Question for the GM:

Is red still up and fighting? I don't see them on the initiative tracker but they remain on the map. I'll wait on my turn until we know for sure.

PS, Professor with the sweet counter song!

Khiari coughs as Stitch slathers her fur in some kind of gel that kind of stings and smells like crude oil but suddenly that bruise doesn't hurt as much anymore. "Uh... thanks?" She resists every instinct to shake it off of her.

"When it stings it means its working!"

"Never stood a chance Meaty!" Stitch remarks as his machine pulverizes the blue dog demon. He cracks his knuckles and tries patching up Meat Wagon while he's got the chance.

"Hold up, just let me reconnect these wires before they get torn off..." The repair works but Meat Wagon becomes unstable.

Craft: ◆ Haphazard Repair vs DC22: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (13) + 15 = 2830 = 30
Unstable Flat Check DC15: 1d20 ⇒ 6

"Ok, go roll that red one, high and tight!" He ◆ commands. Once within reach of Khiari Stitch tries to patch her up quickly too.

◆ Battle Medicine vs DC20: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (15) + 14 = 292d8 + 10 ⇒ (3, 2) + 10 = 15

Stitch Steeltoe wrote:

Drilling holes in the ice this weekend so I won't be able to check here til Monday sometime.

Ice fishing? :)

Yes, was pretty fun, too much snow on the roads though to make the traveling pleasant. We caught some fish though and got outside.

Drilling holes in the ice this weekend so I won't be able to check here til Monday sometime.

Will Save DC25, 18 Sonic, Fear: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (2) + 13 = 15
Reflex Save DC21 vs 9 Fire: 1d20 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14 Fire resist 3, so 6?
Hero Point: Will Save DC25, 18 Sonic, Fear: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (2) + 13 = 15 What a waste!

Stitch's head throbs painfully as the pitch on that B**** hits just right "Urrgh.. must WD5000..."

He tries his best to go through his combat regiment, enhancing he and Meat's weaponry.

Overdrive ◆: Overdrive: Standard Craft Check, DC22: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (18) + 15 = 33
*Crit Success: +5 damage to personal and construct innovation damage rolls for 1 minute.

"Smash that thing while I rest my brain." He commands ◆◆, pointing to the nearby prone blue dog.

So introduce her to RPGs. I would love to run something for her... :)

There's also 2 repeatables in the 5-8 range (Most Wondrous Exchange and Protecting the Firelight).

Not something she'd get into I'm afraid. Life is too busy these days.

So does Erica know she married a goblin? ;)

Does she like RPGs too? ;)

Ha! Not enough to really play them.

Sorry to have disappeared, a busy, and restful holiday.

Yes, Erica and I finally got married after 27 years! Winter weddings are underrated, and definitely cold!

Stitch spends far too much time under Meat Wagon's hood, missing out on the conversations between the snoody Chelaxians and the others. "Did I miss anything important? I mean, no one died so far right? We must be doing OK." He double checks on the groups injuries, looking a bit perplexed at how their wounds just fixed themselves... I think I'm being replaced!

Happy Holidays everyone! And Happy Wedding Day to me!

Man those are rugged DCs with not great skill options for me. Sticking to the violent crowd Professor calmed.

"Meat Wagon, get over there and keep them away from those weapons!" Stitch says, hunkering down behind his fortifications.

Well, with rolls like those, at least we SOUND like professionals!

Stitch continues to address the woman in the fancy black dress "At least when violence does show up we can handle our business, AND, afterwards, we can sew up the holes left behind!" He pulls out his scalpel, twirls it, and holsters it like a gun.

Expert in Medicine (WIS) vs DC20: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (18) + 14 = 32

"Remember: though you are temporarily authorized to assist the First Guard, your authority here is limited, Pathfinders. I don’t want to hear of any incidents of wanton violence or property destruction."

Stitch motions for Meat Wagon to drop his motor RPMs and exhaust. "Definitely no wanton violence, only warranted, completely legal defending of privates and property." Stitch reassures the woman with a smile.

+14 Medicine for Lady of Laws coincidentally.. could assist in any of the other discussions with +11/+12.

We've only just begun and you're already planning on the next one!

Captain Chun can only gape at Stitch in horror...

"Nah, I bet we could make it work.." Stitch pulls out some parchment and starts to work on the schematics, frequently raising a finger as if to ask another not so pertinent question to the mission at hand. "It would probably be faster if I could get a look at the sphere for some feasibility tests.."

"Do we have an annihilation sphere?" Stitch's ears perk up and start to twitch.

"I bet we could figure out a way to mount it on the front of Meat Wagon.. talk about an epic game of bumper wagons!" All other talk about the mission that doesn't include mention of the annihilation sphere becomes white noise in Stitch's mind.

"Do we have an annihilation sphere?" Stitch's ears perk up and start to twitch.