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Sticky obeys and dances (rudely) backwards 40'.

escape artist: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (14) + 19 = 33

Sticky squeezes from their grip like wet clay and then proceeds to make very rude gestures at them. To their face.

I don't have the molthune thread in my list, so one of those players will have to request for the molthune thread. Sorry. I should have made that clear.

I have requested these threads be transferred to me. I'll deactivate them when I get GM rights.

I know how to take one over. I'll do it in the next few days unless one of you beasts me to it.

65/96
Rage, now 77/108, AC now 16
acrobatics to get through dogs, AC for AoO's is 18: 1d20 + 34 ⇒ (1) + 34 = 35
Charge attack on Minotar, AC 14 for this round: 1d20 + 16 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 16 + 2 = 37
damage: 1d6 + 11 ⇒ (3) + 11 = 14
Acrobatics to bounce the first time I take melee damage. Dc is 5+damage dealt: 1d20 + 34 ⇒ (1) + 34 = 35[/ooc]

Sticky flies into a furious rage! Me hate Arrows! He screeches and he bounds through the dogs on the way to the nearest Minotar. He streaks acoss the battlefield in a blurr of greenish blue and buries one of his umbral spikes in the offending Minotar's shin!

Using Umbral Equipment again (7/10 left) to refresh my Armor spikes. Falling back into the darkness of I can so I'm not caught completely in the open.
Sticky falls back a bit to prepare. He was going to need his spikes for this one and those crossbow bull men made him wary of engaging in the open. Hopefully they chased him and the trolls would provide a distraction.

Yes! Sticky responds as he comes flying back into view.

Init: 1d20 + 6 ⇒ (17) + 6 = 23

Immediately starts retreating back toward the party

Sticky nods, Good thinking, Asy Elf. and he darts away toward the sound of the horns.
stealth: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (7) + 23 = 30
perception: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16

Sticky holds up the bloody sword in both hands. Sticky will smite all the things!... After I'm done cutting this up. Besides, I can't make my own spikes forever.

Sticky takes up the sword in both hands. It feels like Dogslicer! I take it until I get me some real spikes. He features at the rapidly fading armor spikes he conjured. I be best at those.

He takes the fancy dig slicer and starts cutting up the beast. He pokes the guts in one pile and the muscle in another for the others. There are also occasional slurping sounds as he helps himself to various body fluids.

He then lets Ashy Elf cook the meat for the rest of you while he helps himself to all the less savory bits.

Sticky staggers back up to the group with a large, cheesy grin on his face. That was fun! I wonder what else is lingering around in here?
He walks up the animal. So, I could eat this guy like he is, but I'm guessing youall will want it cut up. Who's got a knife?

Umm. He says he's attacking me at the end there.
Original dc for the hit is 27 which is reduced by 3 by my DR making it dc 24
acrobatics vs dc24: 1d20 + 34 ⇒ (6) + 34 = 40
That translates into 27 feet of movement rounded to 30. Moving directly east.
I do not provoke from the Pet.
I collide with the east wall and take damage: 1d4 ⇒ 3 and fall prone. The damage is absorbed by my DR. I use a free action to get back to standing thanks to my rogue talent.
I then charge back at the animal which I can do because you can charge while staggered if the target is within one move of you.
attack, charge, flank: 1d20 + 14 + 2 + 2 ⇒ (16) + 14 + 2 + 2 = 34
damage+sneak: 1d6 + 6 + 2d6 ⇒ (1) + 6 + (2, 4) = 13

Sticky avoids the first two swipes, but the bite hits hard... Or it would have if the little pest wasn't made of Flubber. Stick rockets to the east and hits the far wall hard, but seems unfazed. In a blink he's back up and charging back at the thing that bit him!

Could we have the map added to the campaign description or to GM's info? It would make things much easier.

Sticky appears from around the corner, tumbles to a place in between the bull-man and his pet and drives one of his shadow spikes at the wolverine thing's shin!
move, attack, AC vs AoO is 23
acrobatics to avoid AoO: 1d20 + 34 ⇒ (6) + 34 = 40
attack 1: 1d20 + 14 ⇒ (12) + 14 = 26
Damage+sneak: 1d6 + 6 + 2d6 ⇒ (2) + 6 + (5, 4) = 17

Sticky parts himself on the shoulders and the semi-real armor spikes re-appear.

Assuming more than a minute has passed since I activated them last. Also assuming dim light.

stealth, if necessary: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (9) + 23 = 32

Sticky waits around the corner to see if the orc gets feathered. If he does, then he'll move in on the companion. If not, well we'll see

If you wants to talk, be my guest. Bull-men not talk in any stories Sticky knows Sticky whispers back.

Sticky gives the human with arms on its head a wicked smile. I hear longshanks say that lots. Usually about me.

Sticky frowns. Me no like arrows. Hard to bounce off arrows. Me takes the beastie if you longshanks take the bossie.

Sticky looks overjoyed. He years of a free hunks for his pockets and a few more for his face before hurrying after the others.

Sticky is uninterested in the clothes. They may be magic, but they were most definitely not shiney.

Sticky skips along beside nobody in particular until the room turns to ice. It had to be stinking ice... he grumbles. Let's get moving and find something or someplace warm!

Sticky isn't sure when he taught Ashy Elf that trick, so he assumes he had forgotten and assumes that he did, in fact, teach it to her. He nods to confirm that fact.

He tastes the guano.
If the bat things carved it he should be able to tell. :)

sence motive: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (15) + 13 = 28

Got it. No worries!
When the dwarf arrives Sticky waves. That was fun! See? I told you sticking with me would be great!

[spoiler=in the tunnel]Sticky admires her ability to maintain her gear. You took care of them, ya? Good. Tasted like evil spam. He spits a few darkly smoking bones out and asks, Don't suppose you can get us back topside?

Sven, how did you get 200 ft. down? The lady and I are currently in a separate room 200 ft down that 40ft. long pit I bounced over.

Sticky has never rolled with anything so small. Thankfully there's just so many little bites that he has enough momentum to bounce up to the top of the door, scramble over the other side, and swing into the room the swarm came from.
acrobatics to make it in: 1d20 + 34 ⇒ (11) + 34 = 45
acrobatics to avoid AoO: 1d20 + 34 ⇒ (6) + 34 = 40
I take no damage. Standard to use Umbral Gear for armor spikes.
After tumbling through the swarm Alyln can see quasi-real spikes sticking out of Sticky's clothes. He's also chewing something. Did he just eat a few of those things?

Been there done that. No worries!

GM must have run into something.

Sence Motive DC 0: Ashok has clearly never met a goblin. :P

If the door is locked, sticky will attempt to unlock it. If I need tools I'll conjure some and fluff it in the next post.
DD: 1d20 + 19 ⇒ (4) + 19 = 23

Sticky claps his hands in excitement and leaps. Alyln's magic slows his fall and he lights on the miniscule edge with ease.
I auto pass the DC for balancing on a ledge of this size.
He then opens the door carefully.
acrobatics take 10 to avoid knocking myself off when the door opens for 34 or, if I can't take 10: 1d20 + 24 ⇒ (6) + 24 = 30

There be a door in the wall down there! Maybe 200 feet down with a tiny ledge to stand on. I would offer to go open it, but I don't think even I could stick that landing!

I do have Umbral Equipment so I'm not completely crippled without those things but those are the "core items" for the build. Those and a mushroom vest.

Armor spikes on light armor. The shinier and more magical the better.
Ring of Ferocious action is a close second.
Boots of striding and springing or boots of the cat

I'm a goblin, so did and drink won't be a problem as long as we're killing things. :)

Sticky makes a face at the ork for ignoring him, but his mind quickly moves to the task at hand, putting on his shirt. That done, he spends a moment relishing rye new material then moves on to analyzing his surroundings. He is apparently smarter than your average gobbo. I cants get dat high, but I could jump across that, probably. he says pointing to the gap in the floor.

Base acrobatics 34+40' move speed=38. I fail on a 1

And just to prove it
acrobatics: 1d20 + 34 + 4 ⇒ (15) + 34 + 4 = 53
and back: 1d20 + 34 + 4 ⇒ (8) + 34 + 4 = 46
He gets a running start, jumps early, bounces, and soars across the chasm.
is anything down there?: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (5) + 13 = 18
He labs safely, peeks around the corner at the far side, then comes bouncing back.

I am Stickymitts! The best sneakthief you will ever meet and the Bounciest Gobbo in the world! If you don't believe me, just hit me and I'll show you! He grins.
Now, what's "werking together". Is that how Orkie babies are made?

Sticky puts back on his pants and can't help rubbing them over a few times. They felt Fantastic! He strips off his shirt as she is speaking and tosses it to her. It smells of sour milk and cow dung. His body sports several healing bruises but few scars for a goblin.
Yes! You Longshsnks, and you too Rattyman, did any of you know where we are? I haven't the faintest.

Sticky takes him at his word. Whether he's choosing to ignore the sarcasm or it's going over his head the result is the same, You can be second slave then! Ashy Elf! I found you a buddy! This is going great!

I be best sneaktheif in Absolom! I steal masks from Orc lady and tasty smelly perfoom from other orc lady! Nobody steals from them before! I also be Coney Island Dog Eating Contest winner! he proclaims.

Sticky maintains his pose as the others awake and join them. I be Stickymitts, Goblin Hero! You can all have fun like Ashy Elf here if you want! Or not. He glances at the human with the sticks sticking out of his head. Your call... he seems to not notice the rat's threatening posture. He is in full braggart mode. Nothing can stop me! I should be a hero!

Well, this is starting off well. :)

Sticky spins toward the newcomer. He is wearing a kind of underwear so him being without his pants isn't too mentally damaging. This one was much bigger than he up-ways and across-ways. He puffs up his chest and proclaims, I does! I am Stickymitts! Goblin Hero! And this is my slave Ashy Elf. Do you want me to be your master too? Is so much fun!

Sticky strikes a heroic pose and says, I is good master! Here! I just holed these when I feel through the ground. He strips off his pants which are so incredibly filthy they half stand on their own in spite of several holes and tosses them at her. C'mon Ashy Elf! Sticky Hero hears somethings this way. Fix while you walk!

From drow Noble to goblin pant washer. Oh how the mighty have fallen! :P

Sence Motive: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (4) + 13 = 17
Lolololol

Sticky is a little confused by the big words and instantly suspicious, but she seemed like she was scared so...
I be Stickymitts! I be master of me, but if you want master I can be yours too! Maybe we get out of this bad-aweful-icky place together!
Or you bes my snack, one of the two.

stealth: 1d20 + 23 ⇒ (2) + 23 = 25
perception: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (13) + 13 = 26

Sticky stops. Something was crunchy crunching footsteps. He spins around and spots it!
Hey you pointy ear Elf! Why you covered in ashes? You try to creepy sneak like a gobbo! Hahahaha!
In a split second he goes from laughing to a crouched attack position. His numerous sharp teeth bared and little clawed hands flexing, he bounces from one foot to the other. You wanna fight? Eh?