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I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:

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Ventnor wrote:

Message board troll wrote:

Schism wrote:

Pulg wrote:

Bah! All that work wasted. I'll just have to make more Pulglings.

However, I'm not using GoatToucher this time.

I assume you chaps knew about that?

Where is the mind bleach when you really need it.

DRINK REGULAR BLEACH DAT WORKS!!! *Chugs bleach. Dies*

It's the oddest thing: there wasn't bleach in there at all. Just plain, ordinary water.

Laced with antimatter.

And very small rocks.

Those were teeth.

They were rhinestones, all that remains of a sadly dissolved Liberace.

It was cowboy stew, like a rhinestone cowboy..

KenderKin works for the FUBAR.

Me neither...

Aptly named disaster waiting to happen....

You rang?

kenderkin here

Half-giant ranger currently exploring the wild lands in order to learn the names of all the beasts and see all that is to be seen.

Often works as a caravan guard between city states prefering to wander than to stay in one place.

Is in Urik as he just arrived with a trade caravan.....

Ok central time zone usually post 9 am to 9 pm (or 11PM).......

Several times a day!

I knew I left something out!

OK

concept

the build would be similar to Snafu Fubar.....

Grumble Grumble......

"I say boo"

bites thumb

"I bite my thumb at thee!"

Scranford I know you are reliable so youre in if you can work up a character..

Kegmar gets in just because I'm interested in the way a dwarf wiill change the party dynamic.

The man with the scythe is an interesting concept...if you can work up a decent charater I'll consider him.

No love for the Snafu!

Let me know....

I went ahead and leveled this guy he is now 6th level including his history up to that point!

I can quickly level this character!

He is a front liner!

perception check
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (15) + 7 = 22

Bumps into the evil green thing......

Snafu bumps the thread and prepares for the assault to come.......

Snafu attacks the creature with his falchion

Attack roll
1d20 + 8 ⇒ (15) + 8 = 23

Damage
2d4 + 5 ⇒ (1, 1) + 5 = 7

still charging

Falchion at the ready

I will be running between tables b/e and c/f then headed in a straight line towards f33.

I will be going at a full run

Falchion ready!

"Ugh take slow careful watch back! Yous will get in time to help."

Fubar takes full run toward the green thing.

Fubar will attempt to detect evil on the green thing as he goes...

"Ugh green things coming out wagons after boom might be trouble."

"Ther issa nother green thing atop a man there we should help him maybe hes fer knowin whats goin on."

Fubar sets off at a run drawing his falchion on the way.....

Snafu looks around to see if he can tell what is going on

"Ugh Snafu wait, we run look bad an get in tah troubles!"

Snafu calmly surveys the scene

perception
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (19) + 2 = 21

Initiative
1d20 + 2 ⇒ (9) + 2 = 11

went on a short vacation...

"Ugh big fire"

Fubar grabs a couple of tables and sets up cover/concealment in case another fireball occurs

also quickdraw

Snafu looks around to see if he sees any dogs, he even whistles to see if a domesticated dog might be on the loose and hanging around the festival

"Ugh you see any dog? I want feed dog this meat!"

I am so far away from the stage and only have 1 rank in spellcraft, and am turned the correct direction so unless I roll a 20

spellcraft
1d20 ⇒ 16

16 +4 that might be something

-2 for every 20 feet.....

"Ugh likes sash?"

DM

perception
1d20 + 7 ⇒ (12) + 7 = 19

I assume Snafu and Ugh would return to the same spot after getting Ugh a backpack or sash....

"This Snafu's we find one fer Ugh Ugh, now!"

assuming we do not have to leave the map to buy a backpack or sash for ugh ugh....

DM

"Pack bread, cheese, hard meat, apples for trips"

"See I got..."
Shows Ugh, packed stuff taken from the tables

Everyone

Continuing in orcish and determining this is likely another half orc rather than a full orc...

"Me Snafu, Stay in woods, come for food!"

to dm

"What you do?"

"How you carry stuff?"
Show Ugh my adventurers sash...

"I help Ugh Ugh get or backpack"

Snafu is used to people stopping and staring at him, but for once he finds among the tables of free food someone else has taken center stage.

Spotting Ugh ugh eating from the table he approaches and speaks to him in Orcish....

"Good food. Much beer."

With the festivities going on in the town and likely ale being involved, Snafu felt the tug and urgings of his god to attend...

a tattered sackcloth cloak hangs on the broad shoulders and also reflects the grim visage of a half-orc gripping tight his ale and watching the throng of people with a tension on his face

"Whatem I here fer?"
he quietly asks the head on the beer as if in some way it might answer his question, his prayer

"I ad been meanin tah buy a set o javelins here inna town..."

Snafu wanders aimlessly, stopping by a table of free food, he takes a couple of loaves and a wedge of cheese... Appearing as a beggar...with little to his name

The next post....(Kenderkin here)

Kenderkin here please check out my PC and let me know if I need to change anything....

still working skills, equipment,....but the main stuff is done.

Subdual damage.

Just rolled a giant snowball and it knocked down a character and caused subdual damage equal to his hitpoints.

He is staggered....
First round staggered will be getting up....
Second round he might be able to attack. likely will move
third round attack
If he takes a hit he will be unconscious.....

How about BARD instead of sorcerer?

also I built one like this and it will go paladin 5 Bard 1 DD

Click on it here!

He is snafu fubar!

Kenderkin here!

Ok everything updated and ready to look at....

just click on Snafu Fubar here and let me know if I need to make any adjustments!

Kenderkin here again

still fleshing out the character.

will submit apperance/background by updating profile page of snafu...

KenderKin wrote:

OK paladin/Bard/DD

Falchion
+1 adamantium, holy, merciful
15K

+1 adamantium holy falchion costs: 21,000 gp, if we assume the merciful ability comes from your divine bond ability. Otherwise, it costs 35,000gp.

OK fixed that....

will keep working all the kinks out!

Kenderkin here

this is the homepage for the paladin/bard/DD I was working on I will polish him up in no time!

I still need a trait, misc magic item and gear....

But he is on his way!