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"Mighty Reta, move to flank with lowly Chuffy. We will end this freak together!" Readied attack if someone moves into flank on Vorka:
"For REEEETAAA!!!"
"I save you, Reta! Then we lick giant dead toad and make strong babies! Form great tribe!"
Chuffy charges forward, attempting to catch the vile Vorka flatfooted.
"Gank & Shank!"
Chuffy takes the long way around to get to flank with Poog, trying not to laugh out loud at Poog's injury. He then lashes out with his aptly named dogslicer...
"He looks tasty! Kill fast, Reta, then we roast it."
Chuffy maintains underwatch, ready to shoot anything that might threaten his goblin pals. "oh Mighty Reta! Humble Chuffy good at throwin' things, and has no fire magic. Can haz fire glasses please?"
Chuffy covers Reta with his crossbow, ready to shoot anything that might try and attack her. "I've got you covered, mighty Reta!"
"Here I come to save the day!"
Chuffy sneaks his way around the other side.
Chuffy leans in to whisper to his "pals." "Maybe drop fireworks down the stove pipe and charge in right after they go boom?"
With a sidelong glare at Poog, Chuffy says, "Mighty Reta is a good, strong leader. Chuffy follow her anywhere." Preferably at a safe distance in case he blew the disable check... If Reta not smacked by trap, he follows, very slowly, deliberately, and with what he hopes appears to be a professional manner, all goblin ninja.
If Poog is the first one heading up:
Chuffy just hums quietly to himself, to try and keep from laughing out loud when the trap goes off. If either Reta or Mogmurch are first one, or are too close to Poog going up...: "Wait, the wise and mighty Chuffy's Goblin Senses are tingling. There is a trap!" Chuffy moves up and attempts to disarm the trap.
"I'll cover you," Chuffy whispers conspiratorially. He'll try and hide beneath the tree, crossbow at the ready, eyes peeled for any danger.
If any goblin makes it up top without incident, Chuffy will then carefully take his time climbing up, head on a swivel.
Chuffy creeps forward 10', trying to remain hidden. Peering through the slats of the fence, he tries to line up a shot with his shiny new toy!
Chuffy lets out a shriek of terror as he realizes that the call is coming from inside the He hustles back to fence and tries climbing over, and then tries to hide on the other side.
Chuffy quickly moves up to the fence, climbs to the other side and attempts to hide under the nearest tree. Anything to avoid those cursed 4-legged beasts of DOOOM.
Chuffy takes a careful look around, lurking in the shadows.
Unfortunately, as soon as he starts spotting loot, he completely forgets to be stealthy.
"Chuffy's warning shot scared Lotslegs!" Chuffy strikes a dramatic pose, then pulls out a dart and moves 30' toward Lotslegs.
Chuffy whips out a dart and tries to hit the spider while it's still flatfooted.
Chuffy strides forward and takes the skyrocket.
He strides out of Chief Gutwad's hut.
"Chuffy the best! You'll only find the rest! Can look for Chuffy all the day, but you'll never find him to play "Beat the Goblin" any day!"
Chuffy's ears will not be bit, 'cuz he's crafty and so quick. Not afraid like silly Poog, who'll sit on the side and eat his boog(er).
"We can see that Chuffy the best! Only one to pass every test. The others are so weak and scared, Chuffy is the one who dared. Hero of the Licktoad clan, and to every goblin woman."
"Great big gobs of greasy slimy sluggy guts,
Slugolicious:
Chuffy fills his cheeks with the poison glands until he's finished, then spits them out in a stream at his fellow contestants before emitting a loud belch that sprays slime and slug guts all over Poog, Mogmurch and Reta.
"Chuffy the best, will pass this test. Squealy Nord will dance for me, because I am mighty Chuff-EEEEE
Chuffy lurks in the shadows, stealing choice bits of food and drink from other unsuspecting revelers, looking for some game that catches his eye. When he finally gets caught (because he'll keep doing it until he does), he gets belligerent:
"B-b-but isn't map evil? Paper for burning! Chuffy no understand. Maybe ok if wise Poog uses it?"
"Was book nasty disease you catch at Scribbleface hut? Chuffy was never there. That shadow in the corner was not Chuffy. Chuffy never went inside to loot. Just helped burn from outside..."
"Book? What's book? Is that some weird Zarongel thing? Fire is pretty, and makes for great shadows, but Chuffy never heard of book..." He takes a lick to calm his nerves, then puts Fat Frog away, and begins casing the moot house for good hiding spots.
A nearby bush begins to oddly giggle and snigger. Then you hear the familiar loud slurp of a goblin licking a toad, and a goblin steps out of the shadows. He has a dogslicer on his hip, several tiny cages hanging from his back--including one with a spider inside it--and he's holding a toad in his hands.
Chuffy? there is no Chuffy...you only see tree!
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