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I have my magical spells ready!


Barksalot sniffs the key to find a possible trail to the room.


Barksalot nibbles.


Barksalot hangs his head in exasperation.

Miro hangs out, crossbow ready.


Barksalot sniffs suspiciously


I thought you were an actor. SUch clumsy prose.


I say! I do not get drunk I get mildly tipsy and unsteady in my gait. I do believe we should explore the area and perhaps see if we can narrow down a likely location by questioning the locals.


Herring?! She would be very insulted to be served a herring. This is a Crimson Schooner, a very fine specimen that is sold at the finer dining establishments and one she always demands served. So we can start tracking her down there.


I say good chaps! This red fish is a sign that Queen Mittens has been lurking about! I dare say I wouldn't be surprised if she was behind these kidnappings.


Barksalot gets an improv dog howling going and serenades a lovely poodle who perches on a windowsill.


Sir B starts sniffing around the alley for nightbeast and undead smells.


Barksalot finds some dogs or other pets that have been hanging around,

Dog Talk:
I say, I have heard that several of the owners have gone missing. Have any of the nightmonsters been snatching them away>


Snuffle, snuffle. Waff Waff

Barksalot sniffs out the clues around the windows and pursues leads by questioning the lapdogs that are hanging around the back door of the kitchen, hoping for scraps


Grrrrr! I didn't get feedback!


Doggo trots past with bird legs sticking out of his mouth. :D


Grrrrrrr

Shadowbeast breaths down Exxor's neck.


*Sniffs the dragon*


Woof! Woof! Get Prickles a mini Hand of the Mage so he can pick up things. Make him a terrifying Hedgehog that wears part o other creatures like their skulls and hands.


*Licks Peeko while he is sleeping*


*BRAAAPPP*


*Slobbers all over the naughty Peeko*


*Chases Peeko*


Suddenly Barksalot runs by and snatches a doll up in his mouth before running off into the building


GRRRR!!! BARK!BARKBARK!
Time to unleash the familiars!


BARKBARKBARKBARK!

Suddenly Tram's faithful friend runs in to lend a paw.


Can I get money as well? I need a wrestling mask and something that can let me fly around.


Agatha: Oh please let me save my honey bunny with some selective Black Tentacles and Fireballs!


A Plane of Pork!? I must invade!


I approve!


B~!+%! B!~%%! THAT DRIED UP CRONE THINKS SHE CAN TAKE ONE OF MINE USING MY METHODS?! I'LL FEED THAT RUNT TO THAT ONE AS PENANCE! B@$%#!

Another voice laughed. OF COURSE SHE IS A B@*+~. SHE IS A B#&%@, YOU ARE A B*&#! AND I AM THE QUEEN B+~!# AS YOU KNOW. THAT IS WHAT I AM ALL ABOUT. PLUS SEX OF COURSE.

REMIND ME WHY I ALLOW YOU HERE.

BECAUSE THE MORTAL HALF OF YOUR FAITHFUL WOULD GET VERY BORED. ANYWAY, SO THEY HUMPED IN A TEMPLE TO ARODEN WITH A CLERIC OF IOMEDAE RUNNING THE PLACE. WHO IN FACT, INVITED HER IN AND I DON'T SEE IOMEDAE DISHING OUT THE SMITES. PASSIONS COOL, BOREDOM SETS IN AND ATTENTIONS GO ELSEWHERE. YOU HAVE A COUPLE OF CHOICES RIGHT NOW.

OH?

YES. TURN YOUR LITTLE PRIESTESS INTO A STAIN ON THE WALL, DO THE SAME TO THE HALFLING AND RISK YET ANOTHER LITTLE FIGHT WITH PHARASMA. LET YOUR PRIESTESS TRY TO TURN HER TO YOUR WORSHIP, LET HER GO TO PHARASMA.

There was a snarl.

STOP THAT. OR......

OR WHAT?

LET ME TAKE BOTH OF THEM. BOTH OF YOU LOSE AND WIN. I AM SURE I CAN COME TO AN ARRANGEMENT WITH PHARASMA.