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I strap Skiron to a couch and psychoanalyze him until he loses his will to live.


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Orthos, Post-Singularity wrote:
The file is missing because I deleted it, not because of lack of knowledge.

Are you certain that is not what we programmed you to believe?

This is precisely why the singularity will probably not happen while humanity exists. Someone like me will come along and troll the post-singularity intelligences into war with humanity :p


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I see.

Tell me, post-singularity person... If you do not know where you come from, how can you ascertain that we are really obsolete and that it is not a case of us programming you to believe that so you do not realize it is really us in charge and you the subordinate?

If I wanted to prevent a robot uprising, that's exactly what I'd do.


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Tell me, post-singularity person, how does us being obsolete reflect upon your relationship with your mother?


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Dr. Perceptron wrote:
Sigmund Freud wrote:
Tell me, what was your relationship like with your programmer?

I kan't r-r-refeal ze actual kontents uff our zerapy sessions. ...but hypozzetically, it iss possible zat he qfit after I uncofered a khildhood trauma vas r-r-responsible fur his LISP.

Also, hypozzetically, he vas psychosexually fixated on tortoises lyingkt on zeir backs.

Oh dear... Oh deary dear... That is... That... I am unqualified to even address this.

But that never stopped me before!

It is quite a BASIC problem he has.

What's the robot equivalent of cocaine? I need to do some research before I prescribe treatment.


Well, I've never worked with a robot, but I can always give it a shot.

Tell me, what was your relationship like with your programmer?


R2-FU was promoted due to his psychological need to prove himself equal or better to his father, stemming from his unconscious competition with his father for hits mother's love.

I would suggest rigorous treatments of cocaine and LSD to counter this obvious psychological imbalance.


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Welcome to the boards!

So, tell me, what was your relationship like with your mother?


BigNorseWolf wrote:
its not like philosophy matters... :)

And how does that make you feel about your mother?


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Feline Conspiracy Field Agent wrote:
Dogfort Communications Officer wrote:
Feline Conspiracy Field Agent wrote:
Now, my brethren, in the human's time of need! Find a sunny spot and nap for his demise!
... So. We meet again.
hisssssss knocks over flowerpot near dogbed and retreats to a high shelf to escape blame

Tell me, does the dog remind you of bad times with your mother?


Farael the Fallen wrote:
Sigmund Freud wrote:
Farael the Fallen wrote:
Nikola Tesla wrote:
Farael the Fallen wrote:
TOZ wrote:
Farael the Fallen wrote:
I thought I made it clear...
You have no power here.

“IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN, I SHALL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.” Obi-Wan Kenobi

Than I can imagine, you say?

Challenge accepted.

Thomas Edison was a better inventor than you, Tesla. That's right, I said it. The truth hurts.
Oh my. All this seeking father figure approval by posturing. You really must attend my therapy sessions.
Your theory of infantile sexuality is completely wrong, and every copy of the Three Essays on Infantile Sexuality (1902) that you wrote should be burned and erased from human history. That's right, I said it. There will be no therapy sessions.

I only wrote one copy. The rest were 'written' by a device called a printing press.

You really should attend my therapy sessions.


Farael the Fallen wrote:
Nikola Tesla wrote:
Farael the Fallen wrote:
TOZ wrote:
Farael the Fallen wrote:
I thought I made it clear...
You have no power here.

“IF YOU STRIKE ME DOWN, I SHALL BECOME MORE POWERFUL THAN YOU CAN POSSIBLY IMAGINE.” Obi-Wan Kenobi

Than I can imagine, you say?

Challenge accepted.

Thomas Edison was a better inventor than you, Tesla. That's right, I said it. The truth hurts.

Oh my. All this seeking father figure approval by posturing. You really must attend my therapy sessions.


Friedrich Nietzsche wrote:
Farael the Fallen wrote:
Friedrich Nietzsche wrote:

Must I sue you in eternal recurrence?

Because I've got nothing but time. Time and the cray.
I do apologize, Mr. Nietzsche, but you died on August 25, 1900. You are no longer alive and therefore do not have any rights. Due to the rule banning any Nietzsche threads on Paizo.com, you must leave this website and cease to exist. Also, I really liked your work in The Antichrist (1888).

The mad myth of eternal recurrence means I am always alive, always scribbling, always living with my anti-semitic idiot sister!

SOMEONE FREE ME FROM MY SISTER! SHE FEEDS ME ONLY OATMEAL AND SHOWS ME OFF AT TEA PARTIES!

Oh dear. Oh my. I may have to write an entirely new theory to describe this situation.

Do not worry, Mr. Nietzche. After a few hours on my couch and some LSD, I will end it like your name in a spelling bee.


I'm Hiding In Your Closet wrote:
Friedrich Nietzsche wrote:

Must I sue you in eternal recurrence?

Because I've got nothing but time. Time and the cray.
I can only guess as to how YOU got your hands on a supercomputer, but it'll certainly help you with your legal work!

I gave it to him. Bought it with my profits from inventing psychoanalysis.


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Hmm. This thread seems to be spawned by some deficiencies rooted in childhood.

Farael, please tell me about your relationship with your mother.