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Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Harris will run towards the inn on his next turn.

Reflex save: 1d20 + 10 ⇒ (10) + 10 = 20


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Full round for all three.

Harris 5-foot steps towards the inn.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Harris activates Inspire Courage, boosting it with both his amulet and Inspirational Boost. "Okay, here we go again," he grumbles.

Everyone within earshot gets a +4 morale bonus to attack and damage rolls, as well as to saving throws against fear effects.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Maybe he's also stunned?


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Not Quite Alone in the Dark:
Harris casts Dancing Lights, creating four glowing lanterns that provide a spread of light around himself and Gromtheb. He keeps one hand on the hilt of his sword, but is actually prepared to let loose with Weird Words.

"When we get there, I want you to pay attention to what the priest says. He had a whole day with the body. He may be involved."


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Harris retrieves his bow before departing into the night.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

"Seems that way. Gromtheb, you and I should go get the priest. The rest of you should stay here, protect Gordel and the inn, and keep that thing from doing anything."


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

That diplomacy check was intended to approach Gordel with a conciliatory tone so that he might be inclined to help us, by the way.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

"Fascinating as the abomination may have been, Velinari, I don't believe this to be the time or place for study," Harris says evenly before turning to Gordel. "In any case, your daughter seems to have become a type of undead called a revenant. Such beings tirelessly pursue vengeance on those who slew them. Now, for whatever reason, she seemed to become enraged when she saw you. So either you killed her or her killer somehow impersonated you when he, she, or it killed her." He pauses, thinking. "Unless a spellcaster capable of creating and controlling undead creatures is trying to create the impression that one or both of the above scenarios is the case. Either way, we need to find out who or what is really behind this."

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (20) + 12 = 32


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

If no one has done so, Harris will shift towards Alaba and use a Coup de Grace to decapitate her prone body with his longsword.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Sense Motive: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (9) + 12 = 21

DM:
Like "they're injuring her but she's really friggin' tough" ignoring them or like "normal weapons can't hurt her" ignoring them? If so, which? If the latter, where can we find a rocket launcher to hit her with?


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

We'll find out!


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Harris steps forward to E-2 and speaks another volley of verbal razors into existence, directing them at Alaba once more.

Weird Words attack 1: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (20) + 13 = 33
Crit confirmation: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (1) + 13 = 14
Damage: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
Weird Words attack 2: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (3) + 13 = 16
Damage: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (4) + 7 = 11
Weird Words attack 3: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (4) + 13 = 17
Damage: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
Weird Words attack 4: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (18) + 13 = 31
Damage: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14
Weird Words attack 5: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (5) + 13 = 18
Damage: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (6) + 7 = 13
Weird Words attack 6: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (7) + 13 = 20
Damage: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (7) + 7 = 14

You know the drill - slashing, target touch, each hit allows DC 16 fort save for half damage from that hit.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Eh, was worth a shot.

Harris dismisses the disguise self and moves to G-3.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Not if she has the grab ability.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Seeing Duglan grabbed, Harris immediately bellows "Release him!"

Using liberating command as an immediate action at the end of DM's turn. Duglan may make an escape artist check as an immediate action with a +12 competence bonus. There is no requirement that the recipient be able to hear the caster, so...

Duglan spots a momentary opening in which he may be able to break free.

On his turn Harris casts disguise self to make himself appear to be Gordel and moves to J-4.

Disguise check: 1d20 + 12 + 10 ⇒ (17) + 12 + 10 = 39


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Harris runs to G-2 and shouts, "Not so fast!"

The air around Alaba shimmers with near-invisible sharpness as Harris's shout rends flesh.

Wierd Words attack 1: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (7) + 13 = 20
Damage: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12
Wierd Words attack 2: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (7) + 13 = 20
Damage: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (5) + 7 = 12
Wierd Words attack 3: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (16) + 13 = 29
Damage: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (3) + 7 = 10
Wierd Words attack 4: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (4) + 13 = 17
Damage: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (1) + 7 = 8
Wierd Words attack 5: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (17) + 13 = 30
Damage: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15
Wierd Words attack 6: 1d20 + 13 ⇒ (6) + 13 = 19
Damage: 1d8 + 7 ⇒ (8) + 7 = 15

All attacks are slashing and resolve against touch AC. Each hit allows a separate DC 16 Fort save for half damage. As a supernatural ability, it is also not subject to any SR she may have.

"Duglan! Keep her from getting upstairs! Gromtheb, see to Gordel! Make sure nothing happens to him! The rest of you, keep her distracted, but DO NOT destroy her!"


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

"What, like they wouldn't blame us? Use your head, boy! There's a bigger game afoot."

Harris retrieves his longsword from the ground and advances to G0.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

FYI, with Harris cowering in fear you lose the bonus from inspire courage until he fires it up again.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

"Try slow. It might buy us time to regro- or that. That might work."


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

That's fair.

"Someone grab a mirror!" Harris shouts, "We might be able to subdue her with it! Quinn, slow her down!"

Quinn + Velinari or Perception DC 20:
"'Dumb' isn't exactly what I'd call her," Harris says to Quinn. "More... driven. Driven to hunt her murderer."

He whispers, "Someone go keep an eye on Gordel. He just became our prime suspect."


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Cool.

Harris runs down the stairs (single move action, ending in -H-12).

GM + Quinn:
Take 10 on Knowledge (Religion) for 26

Harris drops the sword and fires a single shot through the window with his bow at the creature.

Shortbow single shot boosted with Deadly Aim & Rapid shot: 1d20 + 15 ⇒ (6) + 15 = 21
Damage: 1d6 + 13 ⇒ (4) + 13 = 17


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

I thought that plan was for everyone to leave their doors open so that wasn't an issue? Oh well.

Harris double moves to -H15.

14/17 rounds of bardic music remain.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

That is correct.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Harris casts Inspirational Boost (Inspire courage bonus is now +4) and will double move to -F16 (assuming the left end of the staircase is the top. If I'm wrong and the right end is the top, Harris double moves to -H13, midway down the stairs).

Along the way, he draws both his longsword and his shortbow (he will drop whichever he doesn't need when combat begins).


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Perception: 1d20 + 8 - 10 ⇒ (11) + 8 - 10 = 9 So close!

Harris stands up and begins to use Inspire Courage, boosted with his token (+3 to attack, damage rolls, saving throws vs fear & charm effects).

"Alright, everyone. Pull yourselves together and meet up. Don't let it catch you alone."

Take 10 on knowledge (nature?) for a result of 26. Do I have any idea of what it is based on the shriek?

16/17 rounds of bardic performance remain.

Also, I find the idea of someone delaying their cowering somewhat hilarious. "Ok, I'll cower in a moment. Just let me get myself all psyched up!"


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Nice Skyrim reference, GM

After Gordel passes out drunk and Egbert and Headcase leave, Harris says "That was tedious. I don't think we can count on Gordel living for much longer if we don't take pains to keep him safe. Here's the plan: We put him in a different room and stand watches to make sure he and we stay safe. Pair up, everyone. Someone wants to hurt Gordel, and I suspect that pinning the blame on us wouldn't come as a setback to them. We need one person in the room guarding him at all times and someone else standing watch in the hallway. Doors open, everyone. If they can't get to Gordel they may come after us in reprisal, so we need to remain alert and ready to come to each other's aid."

Harris doesn't drink. If asked which room to store Gordel in, he suggests "We need to minimize access and make it hard for whoever may come to get to him. Put him in the northeastern-most room."


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

You need new dice.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

It's ALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVVVVVEEEE!

Joking aside, I'm glad we're going to try to get this going again.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

To the inn!


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

DM & Gromtheb:
"There's always a story, sheriff. We simply haven't figured out its plot yet," Harris says in the certain tones of a storyteller. "Whether Alaba was a specific target or merely one of convenience, someone or something killed her."

He pauses for effect, before continuing "This isn't to say that we don't have any leads. Quite the contrary - we have observed several strange things besides Alaba's continued exsanguination. Near as I recall, the inn was in a clearing when we arrived yesterday. Today, however, there is a tree growing next to it. Right next to Alaba's window, to be precise. I think this may have been planted using a magical token and used as either an entrance or an escape route by her killer, or both. Can you confirm that this alder tree is new?"

Diplomacy if needed (pursuing tangential line of questioning): 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (5) + 12 = 17
Bluff (changed tree type, suggesting that Harris thinks they will get closure in this case): 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (16) + 12 = 28
Sense Motive on reactions: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (19) + 12 = 31


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

On the way to this latest meeting, Harris glances over Velinari's note.

He responds to Egian's comment by saying "This is true, but there is something very odd about the wound. I've seen wounds that don't clot before, but Alaba's wound continues to bleed even now that she lies dead. Our alchemist is investigating this phenomenon, but I was wondering if you knew of any similar wounds that have occurred in this area before."


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Harris will go with Gromtheb.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Harris, at least, will go with the deputy.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

"There are a lot of strange happenstances, I see. Might we examine the body? We might be able to learn more about the killer and the weapon used by doing so."

As seen in this comic: OOTS 347

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (12) + 12 = 24


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

*Tosses a dunce cap to Quinn*

You may be right, Quinn," Harris says. "As I recall, the inn was in a clearing before. A tree token could certainly have allowed an assailant to climb and get in or out of the window,"


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Intelligence Check: 1d20 + 2 ⇒ (15) + 2 = 17
Was that tree there the other night?


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

"Hmm. Someone cast a conjuration spell on the tree. Might be tree stride, but the aura is too faint for me to be sure," Harris says carefully. "If I'm right, we're looking for a druid or a ranger..."


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

DM:
*Ahem* I can take 10 on knowledge checks - 21 arcana.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Wisdom Check (yeah, right): 1d20 - 1 ⇒ (7) - 1 = 6
Spellcraft: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (4) + 9 = 13

Harris putters about the room, examining the windowsill and the bed. He then casts Detect Magic and looks around again, before turning to examine the tree out the window (with Detect Magic still active!).

Take 10 on Knowledge (Nature): 21
What kind of tree is that outside Alaba's window?


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

No worries - Duglan is my favorite character in this game, and is a great source of laughs! You just tend to frustrate Harris to no end.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Harris glances at Duglan and Gromtheb before saying "That's probably a good idea."


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

You know, we really need to start keeping count of how many bridges Duglan burns...

Harris groans when Duglan opens his mouth, and says "I apologize for my uncouth compatriot. Frankly, everyone's under a lot of stress in these circumstances. Perhaps I could talk with Gordel and see if he can tell us more about the scene of the crime?"

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (19) + 12 = 31


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

"Before we take to accosting random townspeople," Harris says in response to Quinn's comments, "perhaps you could tell us what you plan to do next, sheriff. If you want our assistance in the investigation itself, it may be best if you deputize one or more of us. If you don't want our help, I wish you luck in your investigation."

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (19) + 12 = 31


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

"So she died early this morning? Yes, Duglan was with us all last night."

Harris ponders this for a moment. Knowledge (Nature): 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (17) + 16 = 33
What types of flying beasts are there in this region (Nature covers magical beasts, monstrous humanoids and fey, as well as your garden variety critters) who could wield bladed weapons?
Knowledge (Religion): 1d20 + 16 ⇒ (1) + 16 = 17
Crap. Well, has Harris heard any rumors of vampire activity in the area?

"So either her assailant gained access to her room through the window, or that was left open as a distraction. If the former," Harris argues, "the assailant either climbed or flew in. Are there any flying, tool- and weapon-using creatures in the area? A strix would seem a likely culprit in this case. If the latter, we're looking at either a local or a recent arrival to town. Were there any other travelers beside us who have come through town in, say, the last week or two who might hold a grudge against Gordel? Being stabbed six times seems like massive overkill, which indicates that the killer was furious, either with Alaba or Gordel, or that the killer was incompetent and unskilled with a blade."

After a momentary pause to catch his breath, Harris continues his analysis. "Let's assume that the window was left open to distract you for a moment. In that case, the killer knows your methods and way of thinking. He, she, or it has enough ability to sneak in undetected and make an escape before Gordel could rush into Alaba's room. In this case, I would posit that the killer made an escape by jumping or climbing out the window. If this is the case, you are looking for someone skilled at tumbling and performing feats of acrobatics. Do you know of anyone who fits any of these descriptions?"


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

Taking 10 on Kn (Nob) = automatic success (+5 bonus).
Sense Motive at +12 bonus also automatically succeeds vs DC 13.
Takin 10 on Kn (Religion) = automatic success (+11 bonus).
Will Save: 1d20 + 5 ⇒ (10) + 5 = 15
Spellcraft: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (16) + 9 = 25

Harris remains quiet up until the priest begins to interrogate Duglan. He then steps in to defend his traveling companion. "For all his coarseness, I do not believe Duglan murdered the innkeeper's daughter. He made a pass at her the night before we set out that rather soured Gordel's view of him. As for Gordel, he is distraught and lashing out at the man who, he believes, insulted his honor," Harris summarizes. "I've seen it before. Losing a child is always sad, but we need to focus on finding out who did commit the murder. How did the girl die?"

Diplomacy: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (16) + 12 = 28

DM:
Spellcraft #2: 1d20 + 9 ⇒ (20) + 9 = 29

Do I know whether the caster is aware of who made the save versus who failed the save? This is a major question whose answer varies from DM to DM. Some spells (like Mind Fog) become massively better if the caster does know. Personally, I have the caster roll Sense Motive at a DC of 10 + affected target's HD + target's Cha mod, but however you run this is fine by me.

Also, I'm glad this is starting up again. Duglan and Harris would have gone into PvP combat had I posted another song, and I would feel SO ashamed if my character had to kill the prime suspect. [/sarcasm]

EDIT: Taking 10 on Knowledges (Local for 21 and Nobility for 15): What does Harris know about local jurisprudence and how a verdict is reached? What constitutes proof of guilt? Are people legally considered innocent until proven guilty, or vice versa?


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

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Take one down and pass it around, 1 bottle of beer on the wall.
1 bottle of beer on the wall, 1 bottle of beer.
Take one down and pass it around, no more bottles of beer on the wall.
No more bottles of beer on the wall, no more bottles of beer.
Go to the store and buy some more, 99 bottles of beer on the wall."


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

"All right, boy, pull yourself together," Harris says, taking pity on the youth. "We'll come with you and we'll talk to those folk as need talkin' to. Folk don't much like being accused out of the blue, you know?"

To the party, he says "Come on, let's see if we can't set the record straight. Duglan, Gromtheb, no argument from you two. This affects us all, and we won't accomplish anything by just standing around here." With that, Harris starts walking toward Besterik.

Come on, the plot's this way. Showboating aside, we've been doing diddley squat. Let's change that.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

"I suppose so," Harris says. "All right, boy, we'll go with you on the following conditions: first, that the sheriff and local authorities work with us as we investigate the death; second, that we will each be paid a sum of fifty gold or its equivalent in goods for our assistance; and third, that we will receive the full respect and cooperation of the townsfolk. You ride back to town and deliver these terms, and come back when they have been accepted. We'll wait here. You have 24 hours before we move on. Now, go on."

Diplomacy Check: 1d20 + 12 ⇒ (13) + 12 = 25

Harris is ready to use Pilfering Hand to disarm the youth if he draws that crossbow.


Male Human Bard (Sound Striker) 6

"Denied agency" would be the grammatically correct way to say that. That sort of thing depends on the characters and the circumstances of their allegiance.

Characters in a military setting would totally wind up being supposed to follow their commanding officer (example being Caleth in JZ's game), whereas a loose group of characters may well run like a democracy or even split up.

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