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Ensign Yesterday #3 wrote:
I'm a Cylon.

Do you hear that? It sounds like music!


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Space Healer wrote:
Maybe this should just be FAWTL with Spacefinder aliases.

Frak!


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Admiral Gial Ackbar wrote:
IT'S A TRAP!


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Sebastian Hirsch wrote:
Also salt is like super bad for your circuits. ^^

FRAK!


Sebastian Hirsch wrote:

I can see great potential for PFS, especially for those who have no lodge in their area, and frankly I really want Paizo to succeed in this (god knows that I am still salty after the stunt WotC pulled with 4.Edition and their VTT).

Paizo is in a great position to make this work, they have plenty of art assets and scenarios that make good use of them.

You don't know the first thing about salty!


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FRAKKIN TOASTERS!


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I ban FRAKKING TOASTERS!


That's Colonel to you, Mister! FRAK!


Galactica Actual, standing by


The Fiend Fantastic is BANNED for having two eyes and being a FRAKKING TOASTER!


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FRAKKIN TOASTERS!!


Big Justin wrote:
Saul Tigh wrote:

I really fraking hate toasters. But then it turns out I am one! FRAK! Also, I had sex with a toaster after my wife died and got it preggers. Oh, then it turns out my dead wife was also a fraking toaster and she got res'd and now she's angry that fraked that other toaster.

What should I do?

Oh, and I'm a raging alcoholic with Tourette's syndrome if that makes any difference.

buddy I'm no stranger to absurdist humor but this is an advice column, not an improv workshop. regardless, many of us experience self-loathing at some point in our lives and it's important to take stock of what you can fix. I read somewhere that of the rare few who survive throwing themselves from internationally renowned suicide hotspot 'San Francisco's Golden Gate Bridge',almost all leapers realised as they plummeted through the biting winds into the murky bay that there were solutions to all of their problems. I hope that this knowledge will help you, whatever your true problems may be

Those are my real problems. Plus I really love that man Bill Adama, his uncle was gay but he isn't. He's dating the president, but she's dying of cancer. FRAK! Did I mention a fraking toaster ripped out my eye?

Help!


I really fraking hate toasters. But then it turns out I am one! FRAK! Also, I had sex with a toaster after my wife died and got it preggers. Oh, then it turns out my dead wife was also a fraking toaster and she got res'd and now she's angry that fraked that other toaster.

What should I do?

Oh, and I'm a raging alcoholic with Tourette's syndrome if that makes any difference.


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FRAKKIN TOASTERS!