Sebastian Hirsch wrote:
You don't know the first thing about salty!
Big Justin wrote:
Those are my real problems. Plus I really love that man Bill Adama, his uncle was gay but he isn't. He's dating the president, but she's dying of cancer. FRAK! Did I mention a fraking toaster ripped out my eye?
I really fraking hate toasters. But then it turns out I am one! FRAK! Also, I had sex with a toaster after my wife died and got it preggers. Oh, then it turns out my dead wife was also a fraking toaster and she got res'd and now she's angry that fraked that other toaster.
What should I do?
Oh, and I'm a raging alcoholic with Tourette's syndrome if that makes any difference.