Sani attends the birthday party, just repeating please let her not be allergic to colorant, please let her not be allergic to colorant over and over.
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Sani keeps pouring the craziness, hoping to beat the midwive at it's own game.
Sani decides to channel some of his own insanity and lob it at the rather cuckoo midwife.
Anyone needs an extra arm? Those cooling vents aren't working, so as soon as those machine blow, we'll all have that extra-green glow.
I think I hear my DNA crying. And that headache! Seeing everyone huddled close-by and the tentacles monster far-away, it makes sense to give everybody that extra burst of healing.
I'm waiting for a medical emergency Sani says with an eye-roll after Laurel hurts himself again. Sani turns to Fengsai: The health impairments from the bug stings should be gone now, but you might still experience an itch. I can recommend a protective device? Sani keeps at the ready for whatever is going to cause medical emergencies next.
We usually only refers to our patients as 'mounds of meat' once they're well under general anaestesia. Sani says, divulging the art of avoiding lawsuits.
I'm really enjoying the game. I have to apologise for my lack of response lately - I've started a new project at work, which requires a lot of time and energy, leaving less over for contributing to the game (also the reason I'm not running anything at the moment).
Aah, I can't work like this... Sani says, and tries to run away from the nasty swarm. Once clear, he tries to patch up himself and his allies.
Oh Sani says any of you have allergies? [ooc]1-2 creatures, basic reflex dc 18[/dice]
Good try, but aim for the trachea next time! Sani says, though duly impressed you'll find it between the head and torso of most vertebrates. If you want to do it to a vesk, better stab hard. Not because their windpipes are particularly tough, but because you'll take a good beating if you fail on the first try. While Fengsai approaches the situation from the occult angle, Sani sees if he recognises any religious symbols.
Hey, careful with that knife. Always stab away from you! Sani shouts as he target the disciple closest to Grizzi with a forceful blast.
That’s a compound fracture, I can see that without an x-ray
Ramp it up to 150 amps. Clear! Sani shouts as he unleashes another blast
Sani let's out an audible sigh as Grizzi manages to undo part of Sani's work. Be careful with that blunt trauma, your stitches may come loose, ok? As for the undead, it's dead, so not much Sani can do for it. Except try to make it more alive.
Ah, yes. If you blow off a limb, it's best to put it in an isotonic liquid. It's something of a myth that milk is suitable, but it's still better than plain water or bleach. Alcohol sometimes works, but it does tend to get the patient very drunk when the limb is eventually reattached. This yours? Sani says to Grizzi, holding up a sausage from a rations pack. Looks like you still have all-six, so let me do something about those scratches
Apply ice and hydrate well Sani says in answer to Grizzi's question, doesn't work on hexoglins or lightning elementals though. Transdimensional rads, for transdimensional DNA scrambling. Do I need transdimensional lead to block it? I can see the appeal of extra limbs Sani says, giving two thumbs up to Grizzi, but I'm not sure I can handle the glow at night. So, the reactor is melting down, but we don't know where it is? Sounds a bit like a octopus suffering a stroke. You can help him if you're fast enough, but first you have find the correct brain.
Sani checks the pulse of Fengsai and says Still ticks. I think she's got a bad case of insufficient determination. Nothing we can do at this point, she'll have to sleep it off.
In fact, I will help, but you have to stop moving first. This will sting a bit
Help, yes. Do you need an IV, I can give you a nice saline... OUCH! Hey! Don't shoot the doctor! Sheesh. I get that you can't stand the sight of anything loosely resembling a stake, but this is being a bit much, no? Sani is utterly shocked by the atrocious patient behaviour that he forgets to act.
Mosquitoes feast on blood for procreation purposes, but vampires of course have no such needs. There seems to be some nourishment needs for a ferritin-rich diet. Interesting, right? Sani says as he blasts another vitality lash.
Sani, as always, eagerly waits for the computer to explode into someone's face, always on the ready with an IV.
Sani shrugs as the shirren self-medicates I assume you are aware that this particular medicine comes with sides effects of neurological discomfort, dehydration, audiovisual sensitivity and... Sani gets interrupted by his ring-tone... Pretty analgesic, you soothe my aching brow
...>click< ... general feelings of regret. For when that sets in, I can prescribe you an analgesic. Sani produces a small orange pillbox made of translucent plastic, with a little paper label that reads '1x day/intrabucally' in tiny print, and 'KEEP OUT OF REACH OF SKITTERMANDERS' in alarming red font. What do the authorities say happened, if they're covering up the truth? Sani asks the drunkard
Good, pets aren't husbands. Sani says. Construction worker, you said? Hard hat, protective shoes? Can't be careful enough around a construction site. What construction site was he working on?
Hey! is Sani's reaction to getting bitten by the weevil, and surely hopes his shots include whatever disease this thing is carrying
Reflexively, he steps back, preferring to operate out of mandible reach. When Jazz performs and impromptu dissection, he stands down. When Fengsai collapses, he says Alright, let's take this slow. How many fingers am I holding up? he says, holding up three fingers in a paw. The fingers are admittedly a bit hard to distinguish on an Ysoki. Eye reflexes are fine. Knee reflexes... I'm not going to test, nothing good has ever come of an Ysoki testing a Pathtra's reflexes. He concentrates for a moment, and lets out a burst of healing that doesn't even seem to be targeted directly at Fengsai
There. Try not to get attacked so much, ok?
Did we actually catch if Spiky is a he or a she? Sani asks Because mothers defending nests are a great recipe for lacerations.
That looks like a very severe allergic reaction. Carefully, it might be irritable. Sani says, and looks at Laurel Let's hope it is vegetarian.
Careful, it might be feral, Sani warns zashodu, though I think they only eat acorns. And Squoxxie snacks... he adds, glancing at Laurel, waiting for the inevitable while reaching for the suture kit.
I'll keep 'em to myself, then. Never know when somebody needs an injection. By the way, Julzakama says hi. He mentioned you, and said you could be of help with whatever is driving this station nuts.
Sani takes a moment to look at the kids recklessly driving the plasma scooter, just imagining the potential for trauma, before turning to Nikk-Nakk. Hey there. It's great to see you make good use of scrap metal. Do you want some used hypodermic needles?
Sani ducks when Laurel points his gun, even though he isn't having it at the doctor. You're not going to shoot up the tenement block, are you? Because if you are, we'll have to make a detour past the kitchen for some more equipment.
Sani has racked up quite the appetite from all this kitchen-equipment surgery, and goes to check out the communal meal. Protein mush? he asks expectantly.
Hey, if it's good enough for steak, it's good enough for surgery. Sani's methods may be questionable, but he does a great job of taking the optionality out of 'get surgery or die', as any good battlefield medic should. Do you think they have a bathroom in the bodega?
Your right or my right?
Ok, let's see. Let's do some investigative surgery here, maybe we find some spare parts that are useful. Did you know Vesk have redundant livers? Two kidneys, two livers, two pancreases. Still only one spleen, though. Makes you wonder if they don't do anything that causes stress to the spleen, or if it's some kind to evolutionary thing? Then again, shirren don't have a spleen altogether, that's why they look so green. Hey Laurel! Sani says, stopping his lecture for a moment while holding up a large piece of large intestine I think I found your snek! I'm going to put it back, though, we all know this has to stay in the dark.
Well, that's you cue, Grizzi! Sani says, then turn to Joia Dr. Sanity. I'm not injured, but you look dehydrated. Do you want an IV? No? Then let's see those patients in that tent you've set up. Can you give me a run-down of injuries... Let's just start with the ones that have lost two or more limbs. And remember, we're including prehensile tails here.
This place is nothing like Akiton. Not enough red dust. Sani says, and when he spots the scrapyard, he asks does anyone need a tetanus shot? I prefer my gravy without grubs, but count me in
Sani is levelled up - I'll update the stats later. Thanks a lot for waiting!
Got a flu here, and barely able to make additions. Please bear with me (or just continue on and bot me at L1 for now)
"Who are those people?" were Sani corrects the tourist, you can actually tell quite easily, with them not having a pulse. This body plan uses a central pump to deliver oxygen to a brain. In this case, too much oxygen got delivered to the floor, and too litle to the brain. And when that happens... not much you can do. Better to sell them for parts. Oh, and Laurel Sani says, handing the youth his comm unit back I think you dropped this earlier Sani searches the bodies Anybody needs a kidney?
Oh, I've never actually seen myself from the inside. Fascinating... It didn't hurt at first, but now it really does! Fortunately for Sani, adrenaline rush is also a thing for Ysoki, so the doctor just opt to do a remote surgery on the last disciple
Well, no need to catch bullets then. Sani says, and walks up to the nearest corner with his zero pistol in hand.
Or somebody has a very slow heart rate. Sani adds, also trying to figure out the source
Oh, that's not looking good. Human don't stand electricity so well, Sani says, messes with their brains he adds, making a 'he's nuts' gesture at Laurel, as if to indicate Sani's own brain is very neurotraditional. To illustrate the point, instead of reaching for his IV needle, he reaches for his comm and dials a number. Immediately after, Laurel's comm unit starts playing a very inspiring ringtone... ♫ Don't cry little friend
◆◆ Motivating ringtone (+5 to speeds, +1 to saves vs fear for Laurel and whoever is adjacent to Laurel at the start of a turn - duration 1 minute)
Hey Jazz, you know that things eats electricity for breakfast, right? Sani says, being quite literal. Sani unloads on the electrovore, but with cold, cold zaps and low, low accuracy.
Let's see if it responds to cryotherapy
Sani patiently looks at Grizzi feeding the snek, wondering if 'five-hand-freddie' is going to be his new nickname.
We can feed it the drone, those work on electricity, Sani says, though that may be bad for its teeth.
careful what you feed it. Snakes can have the most terrible digestive problems. You can feed it a protein bar, but don't feed it yourself.
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